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  • Inland Empire = Rubbish!

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    Under discussion:

    Inland Empire  (2006)

    Just finished watching INLAND EMPIRE, David Lynch’s last opus… suffice it to say that this is the last David Lynch film I’ll ever see! I’ve given the man enough hours of my life over the last 7 years, to convince me that he is a voice that I should pay attention to, or be interested in, and I’m regretting almost every second :o) 

    UGH! A 3-hour ride that goes nowhere, shows me nothing new, and doesn’t seem to care whether it accomplishes anything, other than confuse audiences into believing in its false sense of importance. If this film was made by any other person who wasn’t called David Lynch, it would be trashed fiercely by critics and dismissed altogether. But because it IS David Lynch, we’re supposed to automatically raise our heads and commend its genius.

    Poppycock!! 

    If David Lynch didn’t exist, the film world wouldn’t miss him… at least I certainly wouldn’t.

    Listen to my audio podcast at www.obensonreport.com.

    Tambay A Obenson
    http://www.obensonreport.com/


  • Fuck Your Freedom Of Expression :o)

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    So... word on the street is that the noose is becoming the next bling accessory.

    I hear it comes in 3 colors: bloody red, the customary KKK white, and of course rigor mortis blue.

    You can even get your name engraved on it! Wow!

    Sizes available include: XXL (or KING), for those who like it a little loose and sagging (expected to be the most popular model), as well as a yet to be labeled much snugger fit, that's sure to never leave you hanging, if you catch my drift.

    Of course, an expected Tree add-on, will be sold separately, for those who want the full bling effect!

    As expected, there are doubters of this new bling phenomenon... but supporters, as well as expected future connoisseurs of the noose bling, claim that this is partly an attempt to simply take the power out of the symbol, much like they tried to do with the N-word.

    Get yours now before it all goes mainstream, like the X cap did in 1992!


    (COMEDIAN KAT WILLIAMS AT THE BET HIP-HOP AWARDS LAST NIGHT)

    TAO


  • My NPR Editorial Op-ed Piece...!

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    Hey Folks!
    Last week, NPR asked me to write an oped piece for the "News and Views" section of their website. I just received an email notifying me that they loved it, and have published it on the site, along with a picture of me (I had to use an old pic, since it's the most professional one I've got), and of course a link to my podcast. The producer also says that they'll mention my piece during next week's "News & Notes" show, so listen to NPR next week to hear it, or just follow the link below to read what he called my "brilliant op-ed piece."
    So, one editorial down, one to go. I still have to write the piece for Filmmaker Magazine, which will be significantly longer and more extensive. I'll let you know when that's ready.
    This is exciting... here's the link: NEWS AND VIEWS

  • Filmmaker Magazine Mention...!

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    Hey Folks!
    Just learned that Scott Macauley, editor at Filmmaker Magazine, posted my NPR op-ed on the Filmmaker Magazine website yesterday, along with a link to my podcast. It's in their blog section.
    Here's the link: http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/. It's towards the middle of the page, under the "Tuesday, November 06, 2007" section, titled "Toward A New Black Cinema." Feel free to leave a comment while you're there .
    It will also be mentioned in their weekly newsletter that goes out to all their subscrbers.
    This is certainly helpful press, given the magazine's readership. I hope it translates to more hits.
    Cheers!
    TAO

  • LISTEN NOW - Episode 24, Obenson Report Podcast On Black Film!

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    Under discussion:

    Yeelen  (1987)


    Sponsored in part by ActNow Foundation

    Recorded Monday, November 12, 2007, 9PM
    TRT 60 Minutes

    TOPICS DISCUSSED:
    - Movie club selection for the week BROTHER TO BROTHER - listen to find out the rules.
    - An extensive review of the Malian film masterpiece YEELEN.
    - Creating alternate channels of film distribution for black cinema.
    - Revisiting "collective/movement power," and the "capable tenth" funded black film studio.

    Email me you comments at talk@obensonreport.com; or go to http://www.obensonreport.com/ and leave your comments.

    TAO


  • "...hippy hippy hips... give me some lips..."

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    Momma was right
    From the New York Post this morning...

    LEARNING CURVES: THE WIDER GALS' HIPS, THE HIGHER THEIR IQ
    By RITA DELFINER

    November 13, 2007 -- These hips don't lie - women with hourglass figures tend to be more intelligent and have smarter kids, a new study says.

    Researchers have even come up with a scientific explanation for their theory - and for why men prefer voluptuous women with large hips and small waists.

    It's all about omega-3 fatty acids and a woman's waist-to- hip ratio, or WHR - a measurement that, according to an online calculator offered by Rush University Medical Center in Chicago, "looks at the proportion of body fat stored on your waist compared to that stored at your hips and buttocks."

    You calculate it by dividing the waist circumference by the hip circumfer ence.

    The lower the WHR, the better, according to the study by William Lassek of the University of Pittsburgh and Steven Gaulin of the University of California at Santa Barbara.

    The study found that women who had a larger difference between their waist and hip measurements scored higher in tests than did those with "apple-shaped" bodies.

    "Women with lower WHRs and their children have significantly higher cognitive test scores," their study found.

    They say that's because the fat on a woman's hips and thighs contains omega-3 fatty acids, which help in "critical brain-building" - and the curvier the hips, the higher the level.

    The fat around the waist has higher qualities of omega-6 fatty acids, less helpful to brain growth.

    "Shapely hips and thighs hold essential nutrients that nurse brains and could produce smart kids, too," Gaulin told London's Telegraph.

    That could explain why other studies have shown that men in Western countries "prefer women with both a low WHR [0.6 to 0.7] and a low body-mass index [17 to 20]," the researchers said.

    "Men respond because it's reproductively important," Lassek said.

    If that's the case, a completely unscientific look at Hollywood shows that Harvard-educated actress Mira Sorvino scores a low WHR of .69 based on estimated measurements of a 24-inch waist and 35-inch hips.

    By contrast, actress Keira Knightley, based on estimated online measurements of a 25-inch waist and 33-inch hips, would score a .76 WHR.

    The researchers tested their thesis by looking at data from a study of 16,325 women aged from birth to 90. The results will appear in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior.

    rita.delfiner@nypost.com


 

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