Movie news on your iPhone today!
Advertisement
Sign in
Username   Password         Forgot password?
Wanna join? Sign up
Find movies you'll love

TheWorkingDead Blog

  • The Damned

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    The Damned  (2006)

    Every once in awhile my friends and I will choose a random, cheesy looking direct to video film and spend an evening tearing it apart in a generally good natured manner. As much as we may say the movie is crap, we usually like them and enjoy the movie on it's own. Sometimes we mock the things we love.

    The movie this time was The Damned, a low budget, filmed in some guys back yard vampire movie by the directing/writing/producing team of Jose and Eduardo Quiroz. The main cheese factor in this one was the fact that Todd Bridges got top billing on the cover(despite an important-yet-small role). About five minutes in we almost turned it off. It was obviously filmed on video, with little to no lighting, and the vampire effects were laughably over the top. I can't imagine how any of the vampires actually got any sustenance out of their victims, so busy were they with the asinine hissing that accompanies most b-movie vampires, and wildly spreading as much blood as possible across their faces. Luckily we persevered, and were rewarded with not a good movie, but an adequate one.

    We had plenty of laughs at it's expense, but in the end could hold nothing against the filmmakers. Sure the acting was worse than in some porno, the film was plagued with technical difficulties and lacked an all around sense of dread or actual horror. But neither was it completely inept or unwatchable, which puts it head and shoulders above most of the direct to video, no-budget, cast-my-friends movies I've seen. And I've seen quite a few.

    The film concerns a trio of Latin roommates in Oakland who come to realize that their new neighbors are vampires. One of the roommates is an avid horror fan,as evidenced by the movies laying around his room and his constant watching of Night of the Living Dead(which, as we hear, is not really NOTLD). He is of course the first to realize the vampiric nature of the neighbors, and some of the best moments in the film come from him trying to convince his skeptic roommate(easily the best actor in the film). Todd Bridges eventually shows up with his brother in law as a man on the hunt for the vampires that killed his wife.

    The strength of the movie lies in the characters all trying to determine how to kill the vampires when all of their information comes from books and movies, which turn out to be wildly inaccurate. There's really nothing new here, but it's still all around fairly solid. I mention this film in such depth because it's such a rarity to find decent direct to video films these days that I felt it noteworthy. I'll be honest with you, once I learned the Quiroz brothers had 10 films under their belts before this one, my opinion lowered just a little. I feel that by now in their career the technical problems evident in the Damned should have been overcome, but not having seen their earlier films I have no idea what the learning curve was.

    I definitely won't recommend this to anyone whose horror experience tends towards the major releases we see these days. Your average Saw fan is not going to appreciate this at all. Instead, this is for anyone who longs for the mid to late 80's heyday of direct to video horror, or the works of Ed Wood or Mark Pirro. I make this comparison in terms of how the movie was made, not necessarily in terms of style or even quality. If you're not familiar with the works of either of those people, steer clear.

  • Weirdsville, USA

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]
    Under discussion:

    One of the most well-remembered shows from my youth is Eerie, Indiana. The show ran from 1991-1992 as I was entering my teens, and it fed my appetite for the bizarre and supernatural at a time where I was still a bit too squeamish for most horror films. It's available on DVD now in a complete collection, sadly missing is any form of extras, but for a show this cool having it on DVD is worth it alone. Joe Dante was a creative consultant, and frequent episode director, on the show, which featured other fine directors such as Bob Balaban(Parents) and Tim Hunter(The Rivers Edge). If the talent lineup is any indication to you, this family show was mature in a way that may surprise a lot of modern audiences. It was creepy-fun in a way that most Joe Dante projects are, but it was still surprising to me as to how dark some of these episodes became.

    The show was a lot like a kids version of the X-Files(but before there was an X-Files). The two heroes, Marshal and Simon, are the only people in the town of Eerie Indiana who realize that it's the center of weirdness for the whole world, and each episode showcases another adventure they have in trying to gather evidence to show the world. Most often they don't try to prove anything to anyone, and instead merely catalog the evidence in their cluttered attic. The difference between this and other shows of the supernatural is that the show often doesn't try to explain the weirdness, or sometimes even resolve it. Often it just shows that the world is a strange place, and it's always going to be that way. It's a great message for kids that today would have to be wildly toned down from it's original dark roots.

    One episode in particular has Marshal(our hero) vying with his best friend for the affections of the new girl in school, who also happens to have a heart condition and moved to Eerie so she could hopefully get a transplant(Eerie, Indiana is the best place to be if you need an organ quick). In the midst of the two friends showing off for the girl, Marshal's friend is hit by a car and dies, his heart ending up inside the new girl. To further complicate matters, every time Marshal goes to kiss his new love, she has what can only be described as a mild heart attack. To cap it off, there's an ending shot that may either be a throwaway joke or an implication that the girl dies in the end. That's probably off-putting to a lot of adults who never watched the show, but it really isn't that bad.

    We have a tendency to look back on these stories of our youth and become shocked at how upsetting they are, but we all forget what it was like as a kid. Terry Gilliam has a great quote, which I'm going to boil down to it's essence here, that 'kids are the smartest audience'. Basically what we see as dark and scary kids see as a great adventure. We really underestimate what kids can process, and as a result end up homogenizing their entertainment. And that's a shame, because as a parent I'd really like for my daughter to have something like this, and it just doesn't exist anymore. Sure, she can watch my DVDs, but really, each generation should have it's own things, nostalgia isn't THAT healthy, especially when passed down the line.

    Other episodes were often less dark, but never less weird, ranging from families keeping their children in large Tupperware containers so they never age, dogs plotting to overthrow their human captors, a vast underground storage area for every lost item in the US, and a sentient tornado that benevolently visits the town every year, avoiding doing any damage as long as the townspeople throw a festival. The highlight, and most surprising thing about the show, was a 4th wall shattering episode towards the end of the series that is more clever and unique than most episodic television, kids show or not. For this episode alone, which I will not spoil here, it's worth the price of the box set.

    As far as complaints go, my only one is that the series ended too soon. That's a common complaint when something you like isn't around anymore, but in this case it's doubly true. The show was cancelled quickly into it's second season, leaving the back story of Dash X, the white-haired, amnesiac, sometime-friend sometime-nemesis of our heroes woefully incomplete. It's obvious the producers had an overarching story in mind, but with only 5 episodes the only hint we get is that it may involve an elderly alien who was stranded on earth for over a century. Other than that, though, the show was just as good as I remembered it.

    I don't think it's just nostalgia tinting my vision. I think the show really is that good. Or at least that interesting, and definitely something that wouldn't be on the air today, at least not in this fashion. Just look at the late 90s remake for the Fox Kids block, which was watered down past the point of blandness. It really is a shame, because the world needs something like this today, fun and creepy and imagination-inspiring. Check it out!

 

Like what you're reading?

Subscribe
Search
  Go

Browse previous
<July 2007>
SunMonTueWedThuFriSat
24252627282930
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
2930311234


Categories
 


Advertisement