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  • Where does he get those wonderful toys

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    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    Alright Batman fans, and dont act like you are not one of them.  If you see the movie The Simpsons, you may be very lucky to see the teaser trailer for the new Nolan written and directed Batman Sequel.....The Dark Knight. 

    I have been following this since it was made official and I have some doubts as to whether it can be pulled off.  I loved Batman Begins.  He treated the movie with the mythos that it deserved and gave life and breath to this floundering property( Thanks alot Joel Shumacher).  This movie was Batman.  He protects innocents by instilling fear in those bad guys.  He was more than a rich guy that can buy those wonderful toys.  He has purpose and drive.

    So, lets fast forward ahead a year.  Nolan tells the world that the new villain is the Joker!  No duh!  Then he says that all looks and no acting talent Heath Ledger will play him.  WHAT!!!!  Then the first pics come out on the net, and needless to say, he looks less Nicholson/Romero joker and more Alan Moore " The Killing Joke" joker.  His smile looks surgical, much like Black Dahlia and he is sinister.  Then he adds a bat-cycle and the possibilitiy of another villian...Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face.  So here we go....two villians does not make a better.  

    Lets hope for two things....keep the joker less Jerry Seinfeld and more serial killer and do not kill him!!!! no matter what!!!!!

     We will see what happens!!!!


  • IT'S COMING......IT'S COMING

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    ITS HERE

    Well, comic com is here and as most geeks know, it is more than comic books and guys with bad complections that have neither seen the outside their parents basement nor a woman naked.....present company included.  Now a days, the movie studios come here to sell their ware.  So, for those of you i am addressing, please be aware that no big news from the snazzy trailer attached on too transformers other than a real one piece poster has been revealed.  If you have been following the hype machine from J.J. Abrams, then you know he has a top secret monster film coming out, with no title and a great viral campaign behind it.  It seems that in fact a copy of the poster was leaked, believed to be fake.  It had the title monsterous on it. Well, today at Comic Con, the poster is in fact real, but the title has disappeared.  Why?  maybe a title for a movie that has awesome potential sohuld be named something else other than MONSTEROUS!  So, we will see if in fact a title of this film will be revealed before the end of Comic Con.....im hoping so...sick of calling it cloverfield!!!


  • My 2 cents.......Live Free or Die Hard

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        It's hard when our favorite action stars strap on the loud gun and massive explosions once again, sometimes even at their rather senior citizen old age.  Rambo is coming back, and in return, beating him to the punch is our favorite swearing cowboy saying John McClane. 

        It has been over a decade since we last saw McClane fight off terrorist or just guys with a purpose and a vendetta.  Like all red-blooded and testostorone filled alpha male, I loved Die Hard.  Nothing says merry x-mas than explosions and snuffing out eurotrash german terrorists.  The other two were, lets just say, not up to snuff.

        So here we are.  John is divorced, single, bored and extremely hated by his daughter.   However, unknowingly, he is sent to retrieve a computer nerd/hacker for the FBI.  It seems that someone is hacking into the FBI servers and they want anyone who either knows who or actually did this,  

        It doesn't take long for John McClane to be thrown in to absolute havoc when his prisoner, played awkwardly by Justin Long, are running for his life.  It seems that this super nerd, played by Tim Olyphant  and his super hot ninja like assassin played by Maggie Q, are hiring other hacker-nerds to write code and start killing them off.  Thank god that Justin Longs' character is brought in by John McClane, as these two villains send big men with even bigger hardware to seek and destroy these teo.

        As usual, McClane frustrates the terrorists by just not dying.  Then we find out that  Olyphants character was in the FBI, warned them that a computer terrorists could shut down the country and then does it himself to prove a point.  He starts a " Fire Sale" and takes over everything connected to a computer.  Soon, traffic, utilities and computer networks are taken over by him.  In the end, John and his computer geek rescue McClane's daughter, foil the villains and everything is well when the sun comes up on a new day.

        In essence, the movie works well.  The statement that technology has consumed our lives is very relevant.  We cannot go anywhere without the internet or cellphones or computers to help live our lives.  Willis is still the wise-cracking cop he has been in all three other Die Hards.  He is stoic and no matter what his station is in life, McClane  is thrown in these situations.  The special effects are amazing and the story at times works well.

        What doesn't work is the villains.  Timothy Olyphnat is just not a bad guy.  Between the preening and the smoldering looks to the cameras and his non-convincing smugness, he is just a joke.  Even his martial arts, ninja ass kicking sidekick is more " Wow she is friggin hot!" than " man she is pure evil.".  Even Justin Longs character is more annoying than anything else.  His conspiracy theory laced diatribes are long in the tooth and short in plot substance.  Kevin Smith was great as this uber-nerd king of his own nerd kingdom.  The Warlock is just funny.....calling his basement in his moms house his Command Center, reminds me of every computer nerd I have ever met in my life.  The movie dragged in certain areas and could of been cut almost 30 minutes.

        Is this a good movie?  Yes.  Is it a good popcorn movie?  Yes.  Could it of been better......YES!  It was good to see them make a better movie than the 2nd and 3rd one, and this was good like the first one....but if I want a real good Die Hard, I'll just pop in my DVD and watch it again.

     

     


  • Transformers........More Crap than meets the eye!!!!!!

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    Transformers  (2007)

        I love nostalgia.  I sometimes break out my parachute pants, my atari 2600 or NES.  I will dance and sing to Blondie while I wear Drakkar and such.  Somethings are good a second time around.  I have re-discovered some great synth bands.  Somethings are left to just remembering. 

        I actually ended up seeing Transformers by accident when the ticket monkey mistakenly heard me say TRANSFORMERS instead of DIE HARD!  So begins my travels down the road less travelled.   

        I would give a review of the script and the story if there was one......but in reality I will just give my impressions of a film.

        Ok.  It is a popcorn movie.  Michael Bay is a popcorn director.  It stars a kid that was in a Disney Channel  show.  However, the title of this film is called Transformers.....so one would expect that this movie would center around the robots in disguise.  Well you unfortunate fool that forked over 8+ dollars to see this movie......these friggin robots are here for almost comedic value.  Instead of seeing what I expected to see......2 hours of kick ass transforming robots shooting and blowing each other to kingdom come, taking every piece of home and office building with him, we are treated to Shia Lebouf and his love intrest, who by the way is never more clothed more than 20 percent of herself.  

        I know this.  The special effects were kick ass.  One expects that.  However, Michael Bay just assumed I wanted to see the former star  of a kids channel rather than these kick ass robots......who are named after the title of this film.  I felt more emotion in the cartoon series and the cartoon movie than ever in this movie.  

        I will say this.....i spent more than an hour discussing J.J. Abrams mysterious trailer than the 2 hour film i was forced to watch.   


  • Welcome to the Grindhouse........All Hail Tarantino and Rodriguez

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    Grindhouse  (2007)

           There was this movie theater down the street from where I grew up that had twin bill B-horror movies.  Cannibal Corpses, Black Candles, Sex on Wheels and Zombie! were the crap constantly dumped into my young horror fanatic mind.  If i wasn't at the movies, I was down the street at this small video rental place renting these grind house movies over and over again.

            For those of you not familiar with the glory of grind house movies, imagine real low budget movies with b-movie actors and actresses, nearly no special effects with some of the coolest titles that leave no wondering on what they are about.  Imagine watching these movies with seedy characters and threadbare cushions on the chairs and floors so sticky that you needed a blowtorch to get up and walk.

            I was so excited to learn that Tarantino and Rodrigiuez were going to attempt to give us back those days of bad horror movies.  They were even going to have fake trailers in-between the two movies......HELL YEAH!!

            We open with Rodriguez's Planet Terror.  Zombie soldiers start taking over the world, all genetically engineered to do just one thing......kill.  We get to meet El Rey and his stripper girlfriend, who ends up with one leg made from a machinegun/ mortar.   The are survivors wage war against these mutant zombies and soon we are treated to a movie that is simular to the gore-fest movies of the eighties.  Every zombie is nearly indestructable, every bullet makes blood shoot blood in a geyser like fashion and in the end, the planet is saved.

             Now we are treated to some of the best trailers we will ever seen.  Werewolf Women of the SS from Zombie, Edgar Wrights Don't, Roths Thanksgiving and Danny Treajo in Machete just oozes grindhouse.  Every trailer looks like it could be a kick ass b-movie. 

            We then get to see Deathproof.  Death on wheels is what on the menu, with a machonist killer in a kick ass muscle car.  He stalks women and gives them a drive in his " Death Proof " car.  Death proof to the driver only, he then comes across these girls who give him a ride for his money.  Soon we go from man to woman empowerment.  

            Rodriguez and Tarantino gave us examples of what these movies were about.  They were explotation films, exploiting sex and color and race.  These films are more homage to the genre than anything else.  Rodriguez gives us a more well rounded movie than some of his earlier work.  He trips us with the John Carpenter-esque synth tracks and the George Romero look and feel of the movie.  Add Jeff Fehey and other b-movie actors and a especially creepy job by Josh Brolin.  Tarantino's Deathproof is by far the best of the two.  Stuntman Mike, played by Kurt Russell is amazing and the women are every bit sexy and deadly.  The dialog is amazing as always in a Tarantino movie, and this is no exception.  While it does not have all the action that Planet Terror has, it is more sophisticated and just more well rounded.  

     

     


 

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