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  • Varieties of Sexual Horror. BlogNosh 06/24/08

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    Under discussion:

    Showgirls  (1995)

    The Free Will  (2006)

    Shrooms  (2008)

    • Benten Film’s latest release, the award-winning The Free Will (otherwise known as “that 3-hour German rape movie”), is available today. I’ll be posting a longish piece on the film when I get back to New York next week, but in the meantime, check out comments from Cinematical, The ScreenGrab, and Hammer to Nail.
    • Fleshbot notes that the editor of Showgirls/director of last year’s Dane Cook/Jessica Alba bomb Good Luck Chuck is also a published photographer of art porn. The Approval Matrix may need to be redrawn to reflect such achievements in middlebrow sleaze.
    • Speaking of dubious filmmakers: is Madonna turning into Mae West? Michael Musto is all for it, as long as we all agree to “pass a law that in 30 years she must start covering shit up.”
    • New Magnet release Shrooms leads Craig Keller at Cinemasparagus to ask an immortal question: “If, in a film, a character has to have his penis bitten off within the first 35 minutes, wouldn’t it be more interesting to let him live until the story’s end?”

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  • Journalist Starts Blog; Earth Spins Off Axis, Universe Explodes.

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    When I read that Patrick Goldstein, author of the L.A. Times column The Big Picture, was launching a new blog under the auspices of the paper, I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. I think the exact thought that popped into my head was something along the lines of, “Oh hey! He likes to package pseudo-populist opinion as though it’s unimpeachable fact––he’ll fit right in!”

    But the rest of the internet is, like, freaking out. Shoutcasting the story as “BREAKING” news, FishbowlLA went on to relate that the Times plans to put “Goldstein’s knowledge and sources to work in a blog that brings responsible journalism to the faster-than-pulp pace of 24/7 online entertainment reporting.” Finally, a “responsible” corrective for our chaos!

    But all meta-commentary on this issue of international importance pales in comparison to the hundreds of words put forth by Jeffrey Wells. Wells carefully dissects Goldstein’s announcement post and helpfully underlines the hidden meanings. Goldstein says he’ll have his Times colleagues drop in from time to time. Wells says,  “Translation: he’s a little bit freaked by the idea of round-the-clock postings and doesn’t want to kill himself.” Not to diminish the accuracy of that translation, but I can’t think of a single newspaper blog that’s ever even attempted a commitment to “round-the-clock postings.”

    The real gem of Wells’ commentary concerns the new blog’s look. “The design guys, in short, need to go outside and get high**, and then come back in and make the design of the Big Picture blog an attitude and an atmosphere unto itself.” Those asterisks lead to a disclaimer: “**As someone who hasn’t toked up in over 30 years, I’m of course being figurative.” Of course!

    Related, sort of: MTV did a story on the ongoing struggle of sites like Film School Rejects and Collider to get the trades to recognize them for the stories that they break. It’s sort of odd that the authors of the story don’t go into the fact that at least one major reason for the trades’ reluctance stems from the processes by which these sites often get their news––they’ll talk to an actor or a filmmaker at a junket for one project, and get them to give details on what they’re doing next; technically, these details are considered “unconfirmed”, even if they’re accurate, until the studio makes an official statement about the new project, and if the trades regularly gave credence to earlier reports, it would open up a whole can of worms about the legitimacy of rumor and gossip.

    But rather than discuss these technicalities, Peter Bart reinforced the “bloggers are bottom feeders” meme: “If someone has a big story in the entertainment business, the first thing they are going to do is get it toVariety. They are not going to start saying, ‘Which bloggers can we feed?’”


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  • Bateman Plays Arrested Development Movie Card For Attention

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    Our friends at The Playlist are expressing skepticism over Jason Bateman’s latest claim that the Arrested Development movie is “in the works,” but at the very least, Bateman’s insistence on talking the thing up in spite of a total lack of hard evidence that the movie exists is a fascinating example of how not-quite major stars can use the press to their advantage.

    When Bateman first mentioned the thing, on the Juno press tour, the press went nuts––probably primarily because 90% of Arrested Development’s devoted fan bas consists of bloggers and journalists. Juno had an unusually long press cycle for a studio film, beginning at Telluride and continuing straight through Oscar night, and for about a week, its fourth billed star was able to temporarily hijack the attention and steer it towards his dream project. He’s essentially doing the same thing with Hancock: he again has a supporting role, but any little crumbs he has to offer about an AD movie (and the couple of sentences dropped here are less than substantial) are far more interesting than anything he could say about the joys of working with Will Smith.


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  • Disaster the Movie. Clip of the Day

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    Under discussion:

    Superhero Movie  (2008)

    Enchanted  (2007)

    Iron Man  (2008)

    Juno  (2007)

    Hancock  (2008)

    Sex and the City  (2008)

    Last night, the trailer for Disaster Movie premiered on MySpace. You can watch it after the jump. But considering it’s completely lacking in disaster spoofage, I’ve instead reserved the top spot for Disaster! (aka Disaster the Movie!), a claymation feature from a few years back that appears to have done much better with the disaster genre parody. Plus, it co-stars Motley Crue (in clay form, that is).

    What does this Disaster Movie have? Apparently parodies of all this summer’s blockbusters (maybe Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer should have titled this one “Summer 2008 Movie” instead?). There are jokes on Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk and Hancock (maybe Friedberg and Seltzer are upset that someone else made Superhero Movie?) as well as Sex and the City meets You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (via Juno). Oh and there are some lame Hannah Montana and Enchanted references thrown in, too. Where are the disaster movies? Who knows? Maybe the title actually refers to the fact that this movie is a disaster.


    Disaster Movie in HD


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  • Academy Growth. Trade Roughage 06/24/08

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    • The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences has invited 105 member of the industry to join their gang, including 2008 Oscar winners Marion Cotillard and Diablo Cody. Insert stripper to Hollywood establishment joke…here.
    • Jeffrey Katzenberg presented “clips, storyboards and early animation sequences from” several Dreamworks animation films in the works at the CinemaExpo in Amsterdam this week, as part of a push to convince European theater owners to convert to digital projection systems.
    • The English Surgeon, The Garden, and Throw Down Your Heart won big at the SilverDocs film festival. For our SilverDocs coverage, click here.

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