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  • Alternative Nativity: Five Movies about Life, Death, and Babies

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    Raising Arizona  (1987)

    Rosemary's Baby  (1968)

    Kill Bill Vol. 1  (2003)

    Children of Men  (2006)

    Pan's Labyrinth  (2006)

    Tsotsi  (2006)

    Christmas is a time of peace and harmony, where we remember baby Jesus, born into a manger. There were shepherds, wise men, sweet hay and swaddling clothes. But we often forget how dark the Christmas story actually is. First of all you’ve got poor Joseph, convinced that his fiance has been knocked up by another man. Then she gives birth in a barn, which would not be sweet or pleasant in any way. If that weren’t bad enough, the wise men tip Herod off to the fact that a new king has been born, and he goes and kills all the first born sons in Judea, forcing the Holy Family into exile. Real smooth, wise men, did you miss the star that told you to keep your mouths shut?

    There are plenty of movies about Christmas, a few about the nativity and plenty more about Santa. But there aren’t any that capture the despair and desperation of the original tale. Placed within the larger narrative of the Christian gospel, the nativity is about a god being subjected to the vulnerability of an infancy, in order to enter a cruel world whose purpose it is to kill him. Sure, it all works out in the end, but it’s still a pretty dark story.

    This lack of grit in Christmas movies became clear to me two years ago. Around Christmas, 2006, both The Nativity Story and Children of Men were released. I saw them both within a few days of one another. I was struck by how boring The Nativity Story was, especially compared to Cuarón’s post-apocalyptic masterpiece. When I think of a baby bringing peace on Earth, I can think of no better image than Clive Owen stumbling out of a shattered building with a screaming infant, its cries literally silencing tanks.

    In that spirit, here are five gritty movies where everything rides on the tiny shoulders of a baby.

    Children of Men

    The sweet little child in this movie is the inspiration not only for this list, but for all of humanity (at least in the film). Cuarón creates a brutal world of the near future where women no longer get pregnant, and society crumbles. One reason I like thinking about this movie as an alternate nativity is that it illustrates what Jesus’ second foray into humanity could look like. According to the Bible, the baby in the manger was only part one, Christ is coming back. While I don’t think that Cuarón meant the child to be seen as the second coming, a miraculous birth giving hope to a world in the midst of the apocalypse serves as a nice illustration of God’s ultimate Christmas gift to humanity.

    Tsotsi

    This 2005 South African film won the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. It tells the story of young Tsotsi and his gang of Johannesburg thugs. A car-jacking goes bad, and Tsotsi kills a woman. He then discovers her baby in the back seat of the car. As movies like Three Men and a Baby and Raising Arizona make clear, there’s nothing like a baby to inspire self-improvement. Confronted with the shame and guilt of his violent lifestyle, Tsotsi goes on a mission to make things right. Maybe this relates to why the image of baby Jesus is so popular, even though it’s such a small part of the Bible. No one wants to do wrong if they think they’ll hurt a baby.

    Pan’s Labyrinth

    This movie is full of pseudo-nativities (spoilers ahead). Young Ofelia and her pregnant mother go to live in the mountains with Ofelia’s new stepfather, a cruel fascist general in Franco’s Spain. While the baby’s birth is a turning point in the climax of the film, the more fitting parallel to the Christ child is actually Ofelia. The opening scene tells the story of Princess Moanna of the Underground Realm, a supernatural being who takes human form. Throughout the film, Ofelia has encounters with fantastic creatures and locations, including a faun. The faun gives her various missions, the last of which is to shed innocent blood of her baby brother in order to open the portal to the Underworld, so Ofelia (Princess Moanna) can go home. She refuses to let her brother be harmed, and is shot by her stepfather shortly after. The baby is saved, but as Ofelia dies, her innocent blood opens the portal and she rejoins her father, the king, in the supernatural Underworld. Granted, it’s not a Sunday school lesson, but it’s pretty close, right down to Ofelia’s (Christ’s) blood being the link to the heavenly father. If you want to go even further, you could start looking for parallel’s between Franco’s Spain and the Roman occupation of the Holy Land during the first century, but for our purpose here we’ll leave at the innocent blood thing.


    Kill Bill

    While not nearly the gospel-like parable of Pan’s Labyrinth, Quentin Taratino’s revenge epic does use a child as the central motivating force. A pregnant Beatrix Kiddo is shot and left for dead by Bill, the baby’s father. Four years later the wakes from her coma, assumes her baby is dead, and seeks revenge against her former team of assassins. Kill Bill isn’t about the redemptive effect of an innocent baby as much as it’s about motherhood, and what a mother will do to protect that innocence. Beatrix’s similarities to the Virgin Mary probably end there, but it’s still worth noting the central role that the maternal instinct plays in the film. Kill Bill is gratuitous in every way: it’s violent, it samples from an absurd amount of source material, and the total run time of the two volumes is over four hours. The plot is pretty spare, but Tarantino never has trouble sustaining a sense of urgency. In Kill Bill, as in the nativity, looking out for the welfare of a child is a motivation that never needs to be explained.

    Rosemary’s Baby

    Rosemary’s Baby isn’t an alternate nativity as much as it’s an anti-nativity. A young couple, Rosemary and Guy, move into a spooky old apartment building. Their meddlesome old neighbors, Minnie and Roman, seem harmless at first. After eating a few bites of Minnie’s chocolate mousse, Rosemary faints and has a dream where she is raped by a demonic presence.  Minnie and Roman suggest an obstetrician who tells Rosemary her pains and cravings of raw meat are totally normal. Clearly something sinister is afoot, but will Rosemary forsake her own child, or join the dark conspiracy? Blood is thicker than water, as they say. And while giving birth to God must have been burden for Mary, how much tougher would it be to give birth to the Devil?


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog

  • Jessica Biel is a Naughty Elf. Clip of the Day

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    Better watch out, better not carry too much cash, I’m telling you why: Santa Claus is strapped financially, too, this year, and he’s on a mugging spree. That’s David “Champ” Koechner as the bad Santa and Jessica Biel in the sexy elf (or is it a Mrs. Claus?) costume in this new FunnyorDie exclusive. But Santa doesn’t need currency, you say. He’s magic! Perhaps, but this holiday, people are likely referencing the Kinks’ song “Father Christmas” and asking him for money rather than “silly toys.”

    Interestingly enough, I saw in The Hollywood Reporter today that FunnyorDie actually just received a whole lot of money for Christmas (or Hannukah, or whatever it celebrates). That means we can look forward to a new year filled with plenty more comedy shorts, whether they be as brilliant as the Prop 8 musical or as uninspired as today’s clip (which is mostly only good to Biel’s fans). I guess it’s a given that humor prevails in bad times, but it’s also telling for our future that while many longtime industries are in need of bailouts that online video sites are netting secret investments.


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  • 5 Most Offensive Uses of Special Effects

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    Should special effects only be used to service a film’s story, or is it perfectly fine for movies to feature extraneous spectacle? That’s a debate that comes up often among cineastes, but ultimately there’s room for both functions. Sometimes, in cases like Jurassic Park and The Matrix, both categories of effects may even faultlessly coexist in the same film. Yet there is one kind of effects employment that’s intolerable to all film-loving parties: the gratuitous exploitation for the sole purpose of brazen gimmickry. It’s this kind of effects work that goes beyond spectacle. It’s not so much a show as a show off.

    For one example of this cinematic sin check out Karina’s review of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, in which she references a scene featuring an inessential and irrelevant rocket launch in the background of an otherwise intimate moment between two lovers on a sailboat. Actually, that’s apparently only a minor citation in a “a film about the feat of its own whiz-bang, Frankensteinian digital imagery, drunk on its own accomplishment to an extent that feels quasi-ethical.” Hardly the first movie to commit such a crime, sure, but Benjamin Button seems to be the most thoroughly guilty exploiter since Forrest Gump (both films, incidentally, were scripted by Eric Roth).

    So, in (dis)honor of Roth’s repeat offense, let’s take a short look at the worst exploitations of special effects in the last 15 years:



    Forrest Gump
    (1994):
    digital erasure of Gary Sinise’s legs

    Only a year earlier, we had marveled at Jurassic Park’s showcase of computer effects as the ultimate in movie magic. Then, Robert Zemeckis crushed our imaginations by turning CG into a means for mere tricks. The composites were cool enough, but Zemeckis had to go one step further and flaunt Lt. Dan’s lack of legs, just because he could. Was the effect neat? Yeah, for a minute, but it was also completely unnecessary.




    Star Wars prequels (1999-2005):
    computer-generated Yoda

    Some people believe George Lucas’ greatest effects foul to be Jar-Jar Binks. Others cite his awful CG Jabba in the 1997 special edition of A New Hope. Both were cheap exploitations, no doubt about it, but Lucas’ worst employment of CG was turning Yoda into a digitally rendered character. This isn’t just another excuse for us to defend and celebrate Muppets, either. Rather, it’s a defense and celebration of The Empire Strikes Back, which is a perfect film and is such despite its inclusion of a puppet version of Yoda. Why didn’t Lucas go the extra yard and turn the droids and Wookies into CG characters?




    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    (2004):
    computer-generated werewolf

    One of the most hated uses of CG, particularly to horror fans, is for werewolf effects. After all, the greatest-looking werewolf of all time, from An American Werewolf in London, was achieved with makeup rather than a computer. Yet just because computer effects exist, filmmakers seemingly attempt to better Rick Baker’s Oscar-winning technique with CG werewolves in movies like Van Helsing, Cursed and this, the third installment in the Harry Potter franchise. Or, is it that computer effects are just cheaper than makeup? Because they do indeed look cheap. Prisoner of Azkaban may have been nominated for a Visual Effects Oscar, but it probably lost because of Professor Lupin’s cartoonish transformation into a werewolf. Even if you believe Azkaban to be the best film in the franchise, you have to admit it could have been all the more exceptional had Alfonso Cuaron only put David Thewlis in the makeup chair and not into the hard drive.




    The Day After Tomorrow
    (2004):
    computer-generated wolves

    If there’s one thing even lamer than using CG for werewolves, it’s using CG for wolves. The former is at least an imaginary creature that requires some kind of effects to fabricate its existence. The latter can be found at a zoo, in the wild, or through an animal wrangler. It’s not even like the three wolves in The Day After Tomorrow, which appear in one minor sequence, had to seem preternatural like the dogs in Hulk. Apparently there were actually real wolves initially used, but they weren’t acceptable to Roland Emmerich, and so digital wolves were added later in post production. But did they have to be entirely substituted for? Or was Emmerich on a computer-generated power trip?

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008): computer-generated monkeys

    You’re probably not shocked to see another George Lucas production here. There’s some disagreement over which was the worst part of this latest Indiana Jones film, the “nuke the fridge” sequence or the moment when Shia LaBeouf swings through the jungle with a bunch of CG monkeys. The former scene (pictured, since the internet seems to be pretending the monkey scene doesn’t exist) was certainly the downturn of the franchise, but the latter was its greatest offense. Had it not been in the film — and it truly could have been avoided — a lot of people might have forgiven Lucas and Steven Spielberg for the movie’s other faults. But as South Park bluntly put it, those guys raped their character. And they also raped and exploited the whole visual effects industry while they were at it.


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  • Revolutionary Road Review

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    Being that it’s at once an embarrassing failure and an unignorable success, it’s a bit of a shock that Sam Mendes’ Revolutionary Road has thus far been received with fewer vitriolic open letters and impassioned defenses than shrugs of measured praise. Certainly the best work Mendes has ever produced for the screen, Revolutionary Road works (on the level that it does work) as a showcase for performances: big stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are probably at the top of their game, a star-making performance is registered in less than a handful of scenes from Michael Shannon, and, in the ultimate nagging old lady role, Kathy Bates reminds us why she is the greatest living nagging old lady in all of cinema. That all of this talent is put to the service of an adaptation which fundamentally bastardizes the main project of Richard Yates’ novel and neuters its cruel vision of the inability of the individual to grapple with his/her own soul sickness without projecting toxicity outward, doesn’t diminish the actors’ achievements, but it does force us to question whether masterworks of the literary form should be adapted into prospective Oscar cash-ins to begin with, if it means necessarily stripping said masterworks of the daring that makes them masterful.

    DiCaprio and Winslet play Frank and April Wheeler, beautiful, unique young snowflakes with the world at their feet, who wake up one day to find themselves less young, slightly less beautiful and not at all unique. Unhappily married and bitterly ensconced in suburbia with two unwanted kids, it’s clearly been some time since April and Frank could unite in hope for the future. After a spectacular knock-down marital spat –– which so organically bubbles up across a chain of miscommunications that we’re made to understand that its occurrence is not at all unusual –– April tries to save the marriage by salvaging a long-discarded fantasy of moving the family to Paris. The promise of an imminent escape from stultifying suburbia — and their shared joy in smugly bragging about said escape to the neighbors and co-workers whose ordinariness they despise — briefly invigorates the Wheelers’ marriage, as both husband and wife submerge their everyday drudgery in fantasies of a new life.

    The dolts and bores the Wheelers plan to leave behind all question the practicality of the gambit, with the exception of John Givings (Shannon), the mentally imbalanced adult son of the couple’s invasive realtor (Bates). John initially commends Frank and April for being able to spot the “hopeless emptiness” at the center of their lives and daring to do something about it, but when life happens and the Wheelers are forced to choose between hiding under the covers of their solipsistic dream world or being grown ups and dealing with it, the institutionalized man child gives them the dressing down that they deserve. Though carried from book to screen almost to the letter, this subplot is one of many areas where Mendes grafts damaging tonal revisions on to the material. In the novel, when April and Frank agree that it feels good to be complimented by a lunatic, Yates is laughing at their compulsion to recast a red flag as a green light, at their determination to protect every self-delusion rather than risk self-examination. Mendes, on the other hand, as if feeling insecure about his undeserved Oscar and afraid that I’ll be take away, lunges for the Hollywood cliche: he makes the crazy guy the smartest guy in the room, the shining example of the punishment in store for anyone who dares to lash out against the constraints of a domesticated life. This fits with the odd feminist subtext which Mendes and Winslet have, through the course of promoting the film, repeatedly insisted is in the material; for this husband and wife creative team, April’s final, devastating act of violence against the marriage and herself, is heroic. To everyone else, it’s tragic, but also irredeemably crazy.

    Mendes’ Revolutionary Road is thus the prime specimen of the adaptation that’s simultaneously “faithful” to the source, and totally contrary to its spirit. The brutal magic of Yates’ Revolutionary Road lies not in the things April and Frank say to each other, but in the bleak knowledge, which they keep completely inside of themselves, that they’re incapable of translating what they really think and feel, of who they sense they are and of what that means in opposition to the larger world, into any sort of honest language at all. Although his book is rarely what they call “funny haha,” Yates essentially plays this internal/external dichotomy towards turning his characters into punchlines; the author so convinces that his subjects are fools that if we feel sympathy for them at all, it’s not because we can sense that they’re really good people who don’t deserve their sad lot, but because it’s possible that nobody deserves to held under such unrelentingly vicious scrutiny. The film seems barely interested in this necessarily self-hatred-inducing split; when given expression at all, it’s through DiCaprio, who has some devastating moments-in-between moments, when Mendes allows us to glimpse Frank Wheeler silent and alone. In general, the most incisive and precise bits of Revolutionary Road occur when Frank and April stop talking and we’re allowed to simply watch them behaving withing the mise en scene (which is as strenuously designed for drabness as Mad Man is designed for sexiness). The last twenty minutes of the film, carried by Winslet in a performance so enigmatic as to be unnerving, are truly devastating.

    But mostly Mendes dispenses with Yates withering gaze. A number of crucial excisions from the novel serve to humanize Frank while enhancing the notion that suburbia itself, and not her decidedly unconventional childhood, are responsible for April’s cruelty and hysteria. Particularly frustrating is the truncating of Frank’s affair with a wide-eyed secretary (Zoe Kazan), which Yates uses to confirm our suspicions that Frank would be calculatingly, destructively self-obsessed whether trapped with an emasculating wife/life or not. Mendes and screenwriter Justin Haythe begin this subplot spectacularly (DiCaprio is scarily spot-on as the cad engineering the seduction of an unsuspecting innocent), and then essentially let it hang in the wind. But more troubling than the direct changes and omissions from the source, is the pervasive sense in the material that has been directly, almost word-for-word adapted that Mendes and company either misread Yates’ critique, or willfully castrated. In the mid-section of the film, when the screen version of The Wheelers are in deep in their fantasy of entitlement, Mendes offers us countless scenes of the couple sitting around in a halcyonic whiskey daze, talking about how they’re talking about “real feelings” and how pretty soon their lives will be full of “living life like it matters,” all put together as if we’re supposed to be rooting for these crazy kids to take the next step, instead of with each passing moment understanding that their dreams are pathetic and childish, and that moving to Paris won’t do a bit to solve the deep rot within themselves.

    I could go on, citing areas where Mendes chose to excavate the brutal truth from his source in order to recast what was a story about the blackest rot of human nature into a story of doomed love. But of what use is that to anyone who hasn’t read the book, who will walk into Revolutionary Road and walk out, I think, largely satisfied with a period soap opera containing performances of nuance and range and presented with a patience rarely seen on the mega-budget screen? In holding on to the things we love in the face of adaptation, at what point do we become bitter fanboys, griping over discrepancies, livid over subtleties that maybe couldn’t have survived a cross-media translation even if the director had taken more care to protect them? At which point can or should we allow ourselves to give up our personal visions of what an adaptation should look like, the images that played in our own heads during our first encounter with the source, and accept that a Hollywood adaptation reuniting the stars of the highest grossing film of all time would naturally have a different agenda than a novel written by an alcoholic shut-in who never intended to speak to (and certainly was not received by) a mass audience? If we wanted a film that would somehow confirm Yates’ misanthropy, Sam Mendes and his wife and his wife’s teenage playmate were never going to give it to us.

    I take comfort that it’s not as bad as it could have been. When divorced from its source, Revolutionary Road is a pefectly servicable film. Mendes may dispose of much of the meat of Yates, but he hasn’t made a film without something to say. Road’s thesis is that the present is only tolerable when our minds are on the future, that self-hatred can only be ameliorated temporarily via fantasies about becoming someone else, and that withdrawl is preferable to either rebellion or acquiescence. This is not not worth saying, and, in its final shots in particular, this film says it rather beautifully. Maybe that’s enough.


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  • Uppers and Downers Battle for Box Office. Trade Roughage 12/23/08

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    • Though five new wide releases open on Christmas, Yes Man is expected to do better in its second weekend because the weather will be better and because it’s still a comedy. Of course, two of those five new films are also comedies. Adam Sandler’s Bedtime Stories is expected to be the champ of the long holiday weekend, with Marley & Me coming in second.
    • If you’re not into laughing, however, either during the holidays or during a recession, let Liz Smith guide you to all the depressing films out this season, including that disappointing movie about suicide from the otherwise “great comic star” Will Smith and that marital angst film that will apparently have you never wanting to take on a serious relationship again.
    • Clive Owen, who was once thought perfect to play James Bond, has been cast as another international agent in the Colombian drug cartel film Cartagena. I’ve lost count, but this will be at least Owen’s fifth Bond-like role (not counting the look of his character in Croupier).

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