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  • WATCHMEN Footage Online

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    So Warner Brothers showed about 2 minutes of Watchmen footage on an awards show this week, and they’ve now put that footage online. I’m pretty sure this is the same as the brief “sizzle reel” they showed alongside the three full scenes at the roadshow a couple of weeks ago. So there’s not much new for me to say about it, other than that I really do wish Zack Snyder was a little less enamored with motion effects, but then, post-Changeling, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take slow motion seriously again. What say you?


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  • SpoutBlog for your iPhone

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    Hey, guess what? SpoutBlog is now optimized for viewing on an iPhone! I didn’t know what that meant, so I asked Paul, and he said this: “It loads faster, it’s easier to browse, the posts are sized so you don’t have to zoom in and out and there are no ads or other extraneous stuff to interfere with reading. In a word, it’s optimized.” Rejoice!


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  • Auteurs for McCain. Clip of the Day.

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    Yesterday we pointed to a clip showing that everybody and their Pokémon-loving little brother seems to be endorsing Obama. Well not so fast, my friends, we’ve got them right where we want them. What if some legendary Hollywood directors produced attack ads for the McCain camp? Then we’ll see who has an eleven point lead! Folkinz points us to a clip of what it might look like if John Woo, Kevin Smith, and Wes Anderson went GOP. Although it would never happen in reality, anything is possible on the internet!

    The Wes Anderson piece at the end is particularly good. If McCain just put guys in yellow jumpsuits running through the background in slow-mo in a few of his ads, I think he’d get at least a two point bump. The John Woo bit is pretty funny, but it could have used a much bigger budget, to the tune of ten million or so. But with McCain’s current fund raising woes, it’s not likely. Maybe Palin can hire Michael Bay to do some ads for her inevitable 2012 bid. They’d better start financing and preproduction right now.


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  • Teen Screams: High School Horror Stories

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    Carrie  (1976)

    Fright Night  (1985)

    Prom Night  (1980)

    Teen Wolf  (1985)

    Zapped!  (1982)

    Scream  (1996)

    The Faculty  (1998)

    As if the run-of-the-mill high school movie wasn’t scary enough (cough–High School Musical 3), Hollywood has been upping the ante for years by tossing unsuspecting teens into horrific situations. Audiences seem to enjoy watching vulnerable characters having the hormones scared out of them — or else they just enjoy seeing annoying teens get tortured.

    Every high school teen horror flick has a stereotypical cast of characters straight out of cliche-ville: the jock/hot guy, the cheerleader/hot girl, the know-it-all nerd (male or female), the misunderstood girl, the new student, and a slew of others who normally end up as a victim for the killer/monster/plague at the heart of the movie. Maybe this is one of the reasons why the acclaimed Swedish preteen vampire film Let the Right One In (which comes out in limited release tomorrow) has been so successful at festivals: it finds ways to rework the nerd/bully/bad guy constructs that Hollywood has been regurgitating in teen movies for fifty years. After the jump, we take a look at the prototypical high school horror stories that make Right One feel so fresh.

    Carrie

    Talk about rough times in high school, Carrie is ridiculed by students and teachers alike when she experiences her first period during gym glass. However, she develops telekinesis and goes on a killing rampage that is still impressive in sheer terms of numbers as she takes out a whole gym full of students on prom night. The movie is based on Stephen King’s first published novel, and inspired a terrible sequel (The Rage: Carrie 2), a Broadway musical, a TV movie, and Zapped! Although that movie doesn’t feature Scott Baio going through the joys of menstruation, and the prom scene involves a lot more nudity.

    Teen Wolf

    The Michael J. Fox modern-day version of the 1957 I Was A Teenage Werewolf may not hold up that well today, but it still holds a spot in my heart because this was one of the first movies I ever took a date to. And yes, I was in my teens. This movie about a high schooler who becomes a werewolf has a lead female character inexplicably named “Boof,” a sequel starring Jason Bateman, an animated cartoon series, and it was the inspiration for a live-action TV sitcom called Big Wolf On Campus. If that weren’t enough, when this movie was released in Brazil, not long after Back to the Future, they translated Teen Wolf into Boy from the Future. Someone explain that one to me.

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Joss Whedon wrote the script for this 1992 movie before it went through several rewrites by others, and as a result it changed so much that he eventually walked off the set and didn’t return. Of course, he got his sweet revenge when his Buffy TV series later became a billion times more popular than this movie. Still, it’s not half bad: Rutger Hauer makes a great vampire, as does Paul Reubens in one of the hammiest death scenes you’ll ever see from a bloodsucker. It’s one of the first times a teen was employed as a Van Helsing instead of becoming the monster, and the fact that it’s a woman made it even more unique. Try and ignore Luke Perry and you’ll probably enjoy this.

    Fright Night

    This is basically a love letter to teens who are obsessed with horror movies, and if you haven’t seen this one you need to get a group of friends together, rent it, and decide how cool Evil Ed is. Plus, Roddy McDowell really shines in this as a star of old vampire movies turned late-night horror movie host (based on Vincent Price) who gets recruited to fight vampires. It’s got Susan Sarandon’s brother Chris as a vampire, a werewolf, straddles the line between horror and comedy, and even has a sequel that returns both of the main stars.

    The Faculty

    Finally a horror movie that tells us what we’ve suspected all along: our teachers are horrible aliens who want to inhabit our bodies and turn us into vicious killers. This often overlooked Robert Rodriguez film stars Josh Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Bebe Neuwirth, Famke Janssen, and even Jon Stewart, and doesn’t treat high school students like they are idiots. If you can forgive the incredibly out of place and pandering cameo appearance by Harry Knowles, there’s some good stuff in here. With the exception of a couple of scenes, it all takes place in the halls of high school, including the creepy climactic scene in the gym locker room. Why are so many horror films obsessed with locker rooms? Puberty: The Horror can’t be far away.

    The Monster Squad

    Probably most famous for giving us the highly quotable line “Wolfman’s got nards!”, this movie features 12 year old kids doing battle against the classic Universal monsters: Dracula, Wolfman, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and “Gill Man” (apparently there were rights issues with The Creature From The Black Lagoon). While not exactly in high school, these preteens have a clubhouse and their own business cards that proclaim “The Monster Squad.” Isn’t that an extracurricular activity any kid would want to be involved with? Apparently there’s a remake in the works right now; maybe they can squeeze in Dr. Jekyll and The Invisible Man.

    Prom Night

    Returning to the ground already consecrated by Carrie and her prom night massacre scene, this 1980 movie sees some 12-year old kids (a popular age for horror) playing in an abandoned building, when one falls to her death. Six years later, on prom night, the rest of them start dying. Spooky, right? Prom Night starred Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen (and it’s not a comedy) and inspired a three sequels and a remake this year. Could it be that all of these writers had disappointing prom nights themselves, and this is their revenge? Just listen to that terrible narration in the trailer. Pretty soon 10 Year Reunion and My Second Marriage horror films will start popping up.

    Scream, Final Destination, I Know What You Did Last Summer

    Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Final Destination

    All of these movies star high school students in jeopardy from a deranged serial killer, aliens, or even Death itself, and have multiple sequels. These students might not spend much time in class, but they seem to get all of their lessons in running, screaming and making poor decisions just fine. They earn an honorable mention on our list because of the sheer numbers of students in the cast that get taken out along the way, and the fact that two of them are from Dawson’s Creek creator Kevin Williamson, who also wrote The Faculty.


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  • Synecdoche, New York Review

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    There’s a bit in The Anatomy of Melancholy about the “madness” common to critics, artists, and philosophers, and by extension anyone who remains so lost in thought or creative action that they’re rarely actually fully present in life. “Is not he mad that draws lines with Archimedes, whilst his house is ransacked and his city besieged, when the whole world is in combustion, or we whilst our souls are in danger … to spend our time in toys, idle questions, and things of no worth?” And then author Robert Burton jumps straight into describing a similar sort of madness: “That lovers are mad, I think no man will deny. To love and be wise, Jupiter himself cannot intend both at once.”

    Synecdoche, New York, Charlie Kaufman’s directorial debut, is impeccably acted, inventively designed, sometimes laugh-out-loud funny, and often devastatingly sad. It was also still such a mystery to me after two viewings that I found it hard to trust my own vocabulary to describe what the experience of watching it is actually like. But Burton, rambling on 400 years before the fact, seems to nail it, or at least part of it: a life where the madness of creativity and the madness of love/lust are constantly exchanged for one another, to the point where please from either is unattainable. But it’s also about the fear of death, the impossibility of romance in the absence of longing, the instinct to project our desires on to others and to seek answers about ourselves in mirror images. In other words, as theater director Caden Cotard (Philip Seymour Hoffman) says of his own life’s work, “It’s about everything.”

    The film begins on the first day of fall (as an overheard NPR broadcast informs us in hilariously deadpan spoof of highbrow misery), when Caden and his painter wife Adele (Catherine Keener) are about 40, and their daughter Olive is four. What at first appears to be a single morning soon reveals itself as a seamless montage of flashes of weekday breakfasts. In the middle of one of these mornings, a household accident sends Caden to the emergency room, and begets a chain reaction of doctors visits and bodily decay, through which Caden becomes increasingly conscious that the September through December of his years will essentially serve as a countdown to the final comedown. As his body progressively fails him, Caden becomes ever more obsessed with fossilizing his name, his life, in vehicles that he’s confident will outlast him — first his daughter and then, failing that, his art.

    When we enter the picture, Caden’s marriage to the rough-hewn Adele, a painter of miniature portraits, seems to be half dissolved, but that doesn’t absolve the unhappy husband’s guilt over his flirtation with Hazel, the box office girl at the Schenectady theater where he’s mounted a successful rethink of Death of a Salesman. Played by Samatha Morton, Hazel has elements of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl (she’s almost supernaturally good-natured, she’s inexplicably adoring of our schlubby hero, and, as she lives in a house where there’s a literal fire that never goes out), but with the typical MPDG’s ethereal agelessness swapped out for a surprising saltiness. Refreshingly, she’s neither the magic key that will save Caden from the harsh realities of a that would be meaningless without her, nor is she exempt from rules of that harsh reality herself.

    But Caden rejects Hazel out of loyalty to Adele, who it turns out, is getting ready to reject him. Whilst packing to move to Berlin, where both she and Olive will find the creative fulfillment that alludes Caden, Adele plays realist: “This whole romantic love thing, it’s just a projection, right?” Small comfort to Caden, who feeds off projections both personal and professional. With his wife and daughter out of the picture and Hazel having temporarily washed her hands of him, Caden takes up with his leading lady Claire (Michelle Williams). Lovely but bland and extremely eager to please, Claire initially seems like the ideal screen for the projection of Caden’s romantic ideals.

    Eventually, armed with a Genius grant, Caden embarks on a massive theater piece, set within a replica of Manhattan built inside a warehouse in Brooklyn. Confident in his concept but nebulous on the play’s actual content, Caden directs his ensemble through a never-ending improvisization, into which scenes from his own life are inserted. Claire starts out playing a version of Hazel; then Hazel returns and Claire moves on to playing Claire. Eventually, Hazel and Caden watch from the sidelines as actors playing them move through the sets, directing other actors. Between lady troubles and creative angst, Caden spends the next several decades watching a simulacrum of his life play out before his eyes, oblivious to the chaos and calamity progressively plaguing the real New York (up to and including giant blimps gliding across the night sky and riots in the streets). Day after day, he shuffles around the warehouse, the play eternally in rehearsals, romantic satisfaction permanently just out of reach. Mounting a great piece of art becomes besides the point, as long as the process continues. The day after losing the woman who he’s now realized was his great love, Caden sets to work working their last 24 hours together into his play. “It was the happiest day of my life, and I’ll be able to live it forever,” he insists. Of course, it’s about staving off death, but it’s also about preserving life, opening up memories wide enough to live in them, confirming that both the present and the past happened and aren’t, or weren’t, merely imagined.

    Some of Synecdoche’s detractors insist that the film is impossibly convoluted. It’s not, but a first viewing can be mostly devoted to figuring out the specifics of space and time. Kaufman often jumps years ahead in the space of a cut, but this is almost always directly referenced in the script after the fact. If anything, this continual confirmation would seem like a flaw in the script, a transparent funneling of exposition into dialogue, if Caden’s inability to grasp or cope with the unstoppable march of time wasn’t one of the film’s key themes.

    There are parts of Synecdoche that are extremely funny, especially in the film’s first half, but in the end this is by far the most despairing project with which Kaufman has ever been involved. If Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind trafficked in a handful of melancholy truisims about human nature, they were mostly to hopeful ends — love conquering all, etc. Synecdoche is a slap in the face to the idea that human connection could triumph over our inevitable ends, and as such, it induces a kind of self-loathing submission. Synecdoche makes you hate yourself for ever being suckered into the belief that art could save, enhance, explicate, or do anything but fundamentally distract and destroy the small shining lights in the average life. And so it’s heartbreaking when Caden continues to hold on to his delusion that his play is the only way to make his life real — and essentially ensures his own obsolescence in the process.


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  • The Spirit: My City Screams (And So Do Fans of the Comic Book)

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    Citizen Kane  (1941)

    Sin City  (2005)

    Sin City 2  (2009)

    The Spirit  (2008)

    We talked about Frank Miller’s highly anticipated film adaptation of Will Eisner’s long running comic book The Spirit back at Comic-Con when the scenes failed to impress us. In fact, they felt like they were straight out of Sin City Redux. It’s been a few months since we were underwhelmed; have the filmmakers changed anything? Not based on the clip we were sent this week. Despite being a self-proclaimed fan of Will Eisner, Frank Miller is managing to stomp the life out of every facet that made The Spirit a compelling comic. Check out the video after the break, and find out why we’re not happy.

    The Spirit, which has been called “the Citizen Kane of comic books,” ran from 1940 through the early 1950s, and even appeared as a Sunday comic strip for three years in the early 40s. Eisner had been approached by publishers who wanted to get in on the comic book, but that didn’t really appeal to Eisner. As a result, he created a hero without superpowers who fights crime wearing a bright blue business suit, a fedora, and a domino mask. The charm was in both Eisner’s appealing art style, and the gee-whillikers style writing that combined detective noir with goofball wit.

    In Eisner’s book, Denny Colt was a young detective who was apparently killed on the job, but was later revealed to have been in “suspended animation” and used the fact that the world thought he was dead to create a new identity for himself to fight crime as The Spirit. Sort of like Michael Knight without the talking car. He doesn’t have any powers or special abilities, except maybe the ease with which he seems to attract women.

    Straight from the mouth of Frank Miller in this clip, his movie version of The Spirit has mysteriously returned from the dead and has “unusual powers of healing.” As if this wasn’t affront enough, you’ve got Samuel L. Jackson as a vamping villain version of The Octopus (only seen in the comics as a pair of gloves) who shouts “I’ve got 8 of everything!” while blasting away with a multitude of enormous guns. We imagine there’s a joke about his eight penises somewhere in the film as well.

    Miller even goes as far as saying, “This movie’s not a tribute to Will Eisner, it’s a tribute to The Spirit“. Sadly, it seems like it’s more a tribute to Miller’s obsession with green screen, guns, over the top acting, and his own Sin City. The Spirit was entirely Will Eisner’s creation. To not feature what made it so popular is a slap in the face to the memory of Eisner, and Miller should know better. This would be like taking Miller’s own version of The Dark Knight Returns, giving Batman some sort of arbitrary superpower (Hey! Now he can talk to bats!) and making it a slapstick comedy.

    Even the poster for Miller’s film tries to ape the splash page style that Eisner often opened his comics with. Although where Eisner’s pieces were gorgeous works of art, Miller’s comes off as an amateurish horror film copy. “My City Screams” also seems a lot harsher than the madcap adventures that Eisner’s hero often found himself in. He’s even changed The Spirit’s blue suit and mask for black versions, and he’s trying to make his bright red tie as iconic as Superman’s cape or Batman’s symbol.

    Our advice is to just wait for Sin City 2, when Miller is free to apply the style of filmmaking that suited Sin City to his own artwork so well, for better or for worse. As far as The Spirit is concerned, imagine if Quentin Tarantino remade Citizen Kane, because that’s about as messy as this movie sounds. Miller is so concerned with making this his own, that he’s thrown the baby out with the bathwater. Even DC Comics, who publishes a monthly The Spirit comic book, calls it “Will Eisner’s The Spirit” on the cover of each book. Miller’s version feels like it left Will Eisner on the curb — or more likely spinning in his grave somewhere.


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