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  • BlogNosh 1/08/08

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    • This is the true hallmark of a word-of-mouth hit: when single lines of dialogue take on a life of their own. ???’I drink your milkshake’ has such Dickensian grandeur that its miniaturization in the mouths of SportsCenter anchors, scab gag writers, bloggers, and their ilk is practically a national tragedy,” writes food blogger extraordinaire Josh Ozersky. “Nonetheless, if somebody is going to do it, it???s going to be us.”
    • David Carr comments on the surprises at this morning’s Director’s Guild of America nominations; his commenters comment on everything from racism in America to whether or not the Coen Brothers are lazy, or if they want “the audience to just assume people are just born evil?”
    • Marc Bernadin ponders how the strike will impact ComicCon, while his colleague Annie Barrett joins me in appreciation of Conan O’Brien’s strike beard.
    • Speaking of my stupid crushes on stupid stars: Michael Cera’s iTunes celebrity playlist is just ehn. I’m much more impressed with Ellen Page’s shout-out to Erik Satie.

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  • Film Critic Punished For Whoring?

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    hammond.pngeFilmCritic has compiled their annual Criticwatch list, designed to shame the most offensive quote whores in film criticism, and they’ve given top honors for “an incredible amount of supercilious douchebaggery” to Pete Hammond, the MAXIM critic whose reliably, absurdly positive blurbs appeared on a whopping 88 film campaigns in 2007. Hammond, a Criticwatch veteran from way back, has long been considered to have few peers in the quote whoring game. As Erik Childress writes:

    Hammond is more than just a cancer on the film critic profession. He???s the poster boy for everything that???s wrong with an American media preaching to the lowest common denominator and a vocation that receives its most vocal criticism from outsiders when it???s actually doing its job of criticizing…

    We have announced in the past that we have no plans to give Pete Hammond his own award name ??? because that will take away his pre-determined advantage to winning it each year. If he can aspire for 88 quotes in 2007, who knows how far he can go in 2008 & beyond. I will amend that statement though. The day Hammond is eliminated from our discussion; such a day when we no longer see his name on a film ad ??? I promise, here and now, to offer him his own memorial award.

    That day might arrive sooner than later. Towards the end of the post (which also includes a full Top Ten countdown of the year’s biggest blurb whores and minute calculations on the emptiest/most overused blurb language of the year and is basically a sterling example of the kind of inside baseball nerdiness that I can get lost in for an entire afternoon), Childress notes that while the gang at eFilmCritic were compiling this document, they got word that Hammond has been fired.

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  • The Fall of the Globes: Spielberg Will Wait

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    Under discussion:

    Hook  (1991)

    Jurassic Park  (1993)

    Indiana Jones [Film Series]  Production Year

    Yet more chaos in the wake of The Fall of the Globes: yesterday, we noted that if nothing else, a minimized Golden Globes would spare us the inevitable tribute montage to Steven Spielberg, who is due to receive a Cecil B. DeMille award at the ceremony. Now it appears that the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has decided (surely not without some help from the Spielberg camp) that, rather than accept the award at this year’s glorified press conference, “it would be better” (?!?) for the HFPA to just give him the same award next year, when presumably, there will be a four hour telecast to further pad with tributes to Spielberg’s special way with imperiled children, animatronic dinosaurs, animatronic children and imperiled dinosaurs.

    I got the Variety email alert for this story, and I admit it??????I literally, audibly cried, “Bah!” Other than that, I’ve got nothing. How about you?


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  • Dennis Kucinich & Viggo Mortensen vs. Disney

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    Eastern Promises  (2007)

    “Should Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck be determining the president of the United States? No, because if they do, then your policies are sure to be goofy.”

    That’s what passes as homerun humor coming from Dennis Kucinich. In this Debate Porridge clip from New Hampshire, the Democratic presidential candidate accuses ABC and parent company Disney of usurping the function of the election’s first primary by making the decision months in advance to exclude him from last weekend’s debates. He’s joined in the clip by recent Cronenberg muse Viggo Mortensen, who has been tirelessly campaigning for Kucinich in New Hampshire for several days. Whether by coincidence or design, Mortensen has not worked for Disney since 2004’s Hidalgo. After this, will he again? Am I posting this for any substantion reason other than to siphon traffic off Google searches for “New Hampshire”? So many questions…


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  • David Gordon Green Wades in the Main Stream — ‘Snow Angels’ Trailer

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    Superbad  (2007)

    Snow Angels  (2007)

    One of the most frustrating things in the world is the length it sometimes takes for a movie to go from its Sundance premiere to its theatrical release. For example, Snow Angels, the latest from acclaimed filmmaker David Gordon Green (All the Real Girls), screened at the 2007 festival and will not come out in theaters until 15 months later, on March 7, 2008. At least we now have this trailer to feast our eyes on, and while it isn’t the adaptation of Confederacy of Dunces starring Will Ferrell we all had hoped for next from Green, it is nonetheless a great leap in the direction of mainstream appeal. Never mind the film’s stars — Green has worked with popular actors before. Notice instead how much this trailer is cut to make the film resemble every other tragedy-laced, character-driven drama.

    Not that this is a bad thing. I’m all for Green becoming popular, and successful (even if it means making a so-far awful-looking stoner comedy from producer Judd Apatow, which, written by Superbad’s Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, has to end up being hilarious). I just really hope he remains the David Gordon Green I’ve been excited about for the past five years (I got a late introduction), the guy who wows me with stunning cinematography and stunning dialogue, each respectively shot or written blatantly enough to be noticeably brilliant yet modestly enough to feel completely natural. Unfortunately, I can’t yet tell you if Snow Angels is the work of an auteur or if Green is slowly making his way to more mainstream waters. If I had gone to Sundance last year, or if the film had been available anytime in the twelve months since, I would have been first in line to see it. Oh well, I’ll probably still be first in line on March 7.


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  • Michel Gondry @ The Apple Store, Via Twitter

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    Be Kind Rewind  (2008)

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    New Line has sent Michel Gondry on an Apple Store tour to promote Be Kind Rewind. But is actual, physical globetrotting even necessary in today’s wired world? I thought it was kind of ironic that on the first stop of the tour, which took place last night in San Francisco, several of my Bay Area-based Twitter friends were essentially live micro-blogging the event??????no doubt in some, if not all cases, using Apple devices.

    So several days before Gondry’s tour is scheduled to come to my city, I was eating dinner in New York, and effectively getting a play-by-play of the San Francisco version of the event via Twitter updates on my cellphone. This morning, I woke up to find that Jackson West (who, in addition to being a Twitter followee, is a colleague at a site that I freelance for, NewTeeVee) had uploaded audio of the event and was making it available for download by anyone who reads his Twitter stream.

    All of this says something about our new global-cultural-techno-econo-sphere, I’m sure of it; I’m just not sure what it is.

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