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• Above, a memo from United Hollywood: the WGA strike is about Maggie Gyllenhaal and two other pretty girls getting drunk and having threesomes.
• While I was at Sundance, the next James Bond film got a stupid title. Dirty Harry says it doesn’t matter: “As long as Bond kills for kicks, bags babes for laughs, and makes the world safe for democracy, Wal-Mart, and Exxon, I really don???t care.”
• In other news I missed, Mark Romanek is apparently no longer directing a Wolfman remake. Jeff Wells blames the strike.
• Four Eyed Monster Arin Crumley had his coat, passport, video recorder, wallet and bike stolen at “one of the best parties I’ve been to in a long time.” It’s got him thinking about socialism, colonialism and “balance,” all of which is encapsulated in the video after the jump. If you stole his stuff, he’ll give you a hug and a handshake if you give it back.

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