After registering a mere blip on the Box Office radar this summer, I Know Who Killed Me will attempt to make up for its poor showing with its DVD release on November 27th. On the surface the film would seem to have all that the average suspense-obssessed DVD renter would desire; sex, a "hot" young starlet, a murder mystery, and an apparent plot twist. All I can say is viewer beware! The sexy young starlet , Lyndsay Lohan, teases you with the promise of T & A, but only delivers a dissappointing and rather raunchy exotic dance without any nudity. Perhaps young Lyndsay should have taken a lessons from Anne Hathaway, another child-star who had the guts to take her top off and then landed in an Oscar worthy movie, something Lohan is eons away from. What else does I Know Who Killed Me have to offer?, not much.
The movie conspicuously leads you toward all kinds of theories, but in doing so makes it very obvious that none of them hold any water. Sure, you probably can't predict the ending at first, but by the time you get to the payoff you will have already scripted the ending which is oddly more reminiscent of Lohan's Parent Trap, only with more blood and decapitation. The performances are poor and there are far too many unecessary characters, like the FBI agents who never really piece anything together. WIth a plot that seems stolen from a dozen other movies, I Know Who Killed Me is a complete waste of time. Instead go rent Parent Trap or Anne Hathaway's Havoc, one of them is bound to satisfy any child starlet cravings you may have.