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  • The Simpsons Movie

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    I would be lying if I called myself a true Simpsons fan - when I channel surf across it I always stick around to watch, but don't ask me which episode goes in which season, or to get obscure quotes - but I have to say I was thoroughly entertained by this movie. The joke-per-minute ratio is quite amazing, and the writers manage to keep your attention throughout, with a true ark going through the movie and one joke (see image above) not being resolved until the end. The satire doesn't really bite, just nibble, but the general irreverence is still, after all these years, admirable.

    Also, Bart's penis!
    Originally posted on:As cool as a Fruitstand

  • Top 50 - #10 - The Princess Bride

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    Is this a kissing book?

    Yes, yes it is, a tale of true wuv, but it's so much more too. Yet I have a lot of trouble saying anything about it except that I cannot watch any part of it without immediately getting a huge grin on my face. Watching the whole movie means jaw cramps the next morning. Shall I try, anyway?

    As you wish.

    Half the time when I mention this movie, people think I'm talking about the Princess diaries. No, people, no! That doesn't have fencing and the dread pirate Roberts and R.O.U.S.es. That couldn't leave a little boy asking for more.

    Grandpa: She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time
    The Grandson
    : What?
    Grandpa
    : The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to to because you look nervous.
    The Grandson: I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.

    Maybe the best thing I can say about this movie is that I cannot pick a favorite part, not even a favorite character. I love the chemistry between Buttercup and Westley, but who can resist Wallace Shawn's "in-con-ceivable", or Fezzik, who's the prototypical brute but at the same time doesn't want his opponents to die embarrassed? Humperdinck and his six-fingered henchmen are wonderful, and then, off course:

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Inigo makes sure this movie isn't just all laughs and lightness: his pain for the loss of his father is real and as such grounds the movie just enough to make sure we keep caring. Through the whole movie, bubbly as it is, there is a cynical strain that you wouldn't quite expect. Consider what Westley says:

    Life is pain, highness. Everyone who says differently is selling something.

    Most movies have a certain demographic. I don't take my mom to see Kill Bill, nor my dad to see a romantic comedy, nor my little brother or sister to an obscure arthouse classic. This film, however, truly has something for everyone, and though I know there are people out there who don't like it, I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore their existence.

    The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
    Grandpa: As you wish.



    Next up: #9, featuring nihilists, cut-off toes, and bowling.
    Originally posted on:As cool as a Fruitstand

  • Top 50 - #10 - The Princess Bride

    Was this review helpful? [Be the first to tell us!]

    Is this a kissing book?

    Yes, yes it is, a tale of true wuv, but it's so much more too. Yet I have a lot of trouble saying anything about it except that I cannot watch any part of it without immediately getting a huge grin on my face. Watching the whole movie means jaw cramps the next morning. Shall I try, anyway?

    As you wish.

    Half the time when I mention this movie, people think I'm talking about the Princess diaries. No, people, no! That doesn't have fencing and the dread pirate Roberts and R.O.U.S.es. That couldn't leave a little boy asking for more.

    Grandpa: She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time
    The Grandson
    : What?
    Grandpa
    : The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to to because you look nervous.
    The Grandson: I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.

    Maybe the best thing I can say about this movie is that I cannot pick a favorite part, not even a favorite character. I love the chemistry between Buttercup and Westley, but who can resist Wallace Shawn's "in-con-ceivable", or Fezzik, who's the prototypical brute but at the same time doesn't want his opponents to die embarrassed? Humperdinck and his six-fingered henchmen are wonderful, and then, off course:

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    Inigo makes sure this movie isn't just all laughs and lightness: his pain for the loss of his father is real and as such grounds the movie just enough to make sure we keep caring. Through the whole movie, bubbly as it is, there is a cynical strain that you wouldn't quite expect. Consider what Westley says:

    Life is pain, highness. Everyone who says differently is selling something.

    Most movies have a certain demographic. I don't take my mom to see Kill Bill, nor my dad to see a romantic comedy, nor my little brother or sister to an obscure arthouse classic. This film, however, truly has something for everyone, and though I know there are people out there who don't like it, I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore their existence.

    The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
    Grandpa: As you wish.



    Next up: #9, featuring nihilists, cut-off toes, and bowling.
    Originally posted on:As cool as a Fruitstand

 

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