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  • So confused

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    So...are they androids or are they humans with chips in their heads? The flick gives us both options but doesn't decide which to go with. Is this just sheer laziness on Oz's part or did he not realize the huge plot problem? Either way...Frank baby...quit smoking that Muppet fur!

  • Damn shame...

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    Howard the Duck  (1986)

    If only the producers would've mined the wealth of satiric genius found in the original comic this would be a much-loved instead of a much hated flick. Where's Pro-Rata the Financial Wizard?! The Kidney Lady?! The Space Turnip?! Dr. Bong (no...not that kind of bong...he's got a bell for a head which he hits with his metallic clapper hands)?! Talk about a massive missed opportunity.

    Only Michael Bey could've f***** it up more. 


  • One of my top five

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    Alien  (1979)

    Without a doubt one of my top five horror films of all time! Yes, I know it takes place in space and some would say it's technically science fiction but let's face it...this is the old dark house in outer space. The distance the characters keep with each other (save for Parker and Brett), the worn out look of the Nostromo, the pitch perfect pace of the film not to mention the excellent score are all fantastic. But the real reason this is a true classic is that it changed the look of monsters forever. Try to think of a non-human monster after 1979 that didn't somehow resemble Giger's creation. Cheney doesn't count. Roberts out!

 

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