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  • The Legend of Bigfoot

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    The Legend of Bigfoot

    The last of the four Bigfoot movies we watched.

    This one is supposed to be a documentary.  It clearly was made to cash in on some kind of Bigfoot craze.  It's quite boring.  Lots of narration and a whole bunch of nothing happening.  I don't care enough to say much more about it.

    Rating: 2/10


  • Search for the Beast

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    I Am Sam  (2002)

    Search for the Beast

    I, like my friend joem18b, agree that people way too often use the hyperbolic description of a movie they hate as "the worst movie ever".  You will not hear me use this phrase unless I really mean it.  For a long time I claimed the my least favorite movie ever was I Am Sam.  Now, I haven't seen it in a while, nor would I want to, but I think I have finally found a movie that is so horrible in every single aspect of filmmaking that it surpasses even my disdain for the despicable, manipulative, false sentimentality of that film.

    Yes, Search for the Beast, the third of the Bigfoot themed films available on the four movie DVD Bigfoot Terror.

    I'm sure if I were able to go through the VHS collections of enough Americans I would be able to find some shitty movies that people made in their backyard in the 90s with no budget, and a lot of these would be worse than this film.  The only difference is that somehow this movie was able to get video distribution through a decent sized distribution company.  Something this shitty should not be on Netflix!!  Should it?

    Watching this is torture.  It's 82 minutes long but feels more like three hours.  I wanted to pull my hair out and punch things.  I couldn't believe it.  Most of it is just boring though, even the nudie scenes.  And the ending will shock you with bad taste, but because it's so absurd how it's inserted into the film.

    Watch it only if you want a contender for your own personal "worst movie ever"

    Rating: 1/10


  • Spout user recommendations - QFLW - The Draughtsman's Contract

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    I have asked certain users on Spout to recommend a movie to me.  I will be blogging about these films as I watch them.  This film was recommended to me by QFLW.

    The Draughtsman's Contract

    I've appreciated QFLW's comments here and there around the groups.  She seems to have a similar taste in film as me and an enthusiasm to always check out new stuff.  She gave me several recommendations, several from some of my favorite directors.  But I decided on The Draughtsman's Contract because I wanted to see another Peter Greenaway movie, but wasn't sure which one to select.

    The other two of his movies I've seen were A Zed & Two Noughts and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover with the former being my favorite.  After seeing three of his films I'm going to make an assumption that he has a pretty distinct style that would be found in all of his films.  If you enjoyed one, you'll probably enjoy most of the others.  His films usually seem very clean and structured, which contrasts with the underlying chaos and madness that begins to break through.  His influences come from many different sources.  Philosophies and other forms of art.  The influence and subject of this film are largely painting, drawing, architecture.  The script with it's Victorian era language is really a delight to listen to.  Greenaway is so talented in so many areas including writing, drawing, filmmaking.

    Another notable aspect of any Greenaway movie is the Michael Nyman score.  It pairs with his style perfectly.  Taking classical themes and mixing them with something more modern and structure and artificial feeling.

    For a while I was getting a bit too much caught up in the plot of this film I think.  It's a kind of mystery story, but I'm not sure that will be entirely satisfying if that is the only aspect of it you watch.  Probably not a bad place to start if you haven't seen a Greenaway picture before.

    Peter Greenaway:
    Total feature length films seen: 3
    previous average film score: 8.5
    average film score: 8.6667

    Rating: 9/10


  • director ratings - Sergio Leone - Giù la testa (Duck, You Sucker) (A Fistful of Dynamite)

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    This is the sixth feature length film I've seen by director Sergio Leone.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    Giù la testa (Duck, You Sucker) (A Fistful of Dynamite)

    Sergio Leone is the author of my very favorite film, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  The similarly styled and A Fistful of Dollars and For a Few Dollars More, both starring Clint Eastwood as essentially the same character were highly enjoyable lead ups.  You could see Leone's style developing and improving along the same path.  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was the perfect climax of that style.

    You could say every single one of his films took place at an era in history bit later than his previous one.  His next film Once Upon a Time in the West is also fantastic and shares a lot in style with The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but there is a definite change in direction as well.  I guess he was thinking since he had perfected that style, there was no reason to keep remaking it.  Once Upon a Time in the West is slower paced, more brooding, and for the first and only time as a lead role for a woman.  Something about the movies seem to be more and more dark and socially and politically conscious.  To put it frankly, they are less fun.

    Since I had already seen his final film Once Upon a Time in America, I can now see that I should have expected what tone Duck, You Sucker would be in.  But for some reason I thought I read here that this was Leone's most comical film.  That is pretty far from the truth.  The two main characters can themselves be comical, but in a way that is covering up or coming out of a lot more sickness and pain.

    It's a film about revolution, with some of Leone's signature sparse and enigmatic character flashbacks.  Yeah it's a great film, but for pure satisfaction, I prefer the dollars trilogy era Leone.

    Sergio Leone:
    Total feature length films seen: 6
    Previous average film score: 9
    New average film score: 8.8333

    Rating: 8/10


  • Spout user recommendations - Tenenbaums - Breaking Away

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    Breaking Away  (1979)

    Watchmen  (2009)

    I have asked certain users on Spout to recommend a movie to me.  I will be blogging about these films as I watch them.  This film was recommended to me by Tenenbaums.

    Breaking Away

    Tenenbaums has been a pretty active blogger on this site as well, so I was glad to get a recommendation from him.

    Breaking Away was not a film I had not really heard of before.  Maybe I briefly noticed it once amongst a filmography list of director Peter Yates, but I did not realize at all that it featured Dennis Quaid and Daniel Stern in such young roles.  Honestly, I didn't recognize either of the actors when they first showed up on screen.  Stern looks like the perfect dork.  I like that they cast such goofy looking kids instead of just trying to find the attractive ones (well apart from Quaid).  Jackie Earle Haley is one of the strangest looking guys around.  Check him out as an adult as a brilliant piece of casting in Watchmen.

    Unfortunately I found the dialogue really horrible, and the plot and pacing quite boring.  The main character Dave's constant put on Italian dialect was not endearing to me.  In fact it was quite grating.  And Paul Dooley as his antagonistic dad was just as horrible to listen to.  It was so boring and frustrating to hear them read this script as they went at it.

    The actual climax with the final bike race is the best part and has some wonderful moments.  I can see why people would rank it up there as one of the greatest sports movie moments.  But everything leading up to it was so long and boring that it wasn't enough for me to say I liked the movie.

    I do appreciate the recommendation though!

    Rating: 5/10


  • Shriek of the Mutilated

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    Shriek of the Mutilated

    The second film on the quadruple feature DVD set Bigfoot Terror that my girlfriend and I watched from Netflix.

    This is probably the most well known of the films in this seat.  It's the one that's poster dons the cover.  And a clip of this film we saw on youtube was one that had terrified us and we watched over and over again.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zn3oW5wocA

    This was actually my favorite of the films, although it might actually be the one that fits the least on this set.  It gets really strange at the end.  And one of the most exciting parts was actually a strange violent scene near the beginning before we even encounter any Bigfoot type monsters.

     Rating: 3/10


  • The Capture of Bigfoot

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    The Capture of Bigfoot

    My girlfriend and I have a bit of a fascination with Bigfoot, so we rented this DVD from Netflix that has four Bigfoot related films on it.  This was one of them.

    A pretty horrible film as all of the selections from this DVD were.  Still it was pretty fun to have some drinks and make fun of.  Actually one of the better Bigfoot looking costumes from this set.

    Pretty typical plot.  The bad guy wants to kill or capture Bigfoot to exploit him and make lots of money.  The good guys recognize Bigfoot as a creature that should be left along with it's family and be free.

    The bad guy actually has a pretty hilarious laugh.  And for some reason the Sheriff of the town starts every scene he is in doing an impression of a classic Hollywood actor.  He is actually pretty decent, but it almost seems like the actor put it in there to show off rather than as any kind of development of his character.  There's one pretty cool snowmobile stunt too, but the rest of the driving seems hilariously inept.

    We found out when the credits were scrolling that this was filmed in Wisconsin just a few miles from where my girlfriend's family has spent their summers for the past couple decades.

    Rating: 2/10


  • director introductions - Sergei Parajanov - Tini zabutykh predkiv (Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors)

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    This is the first film I've seen by director Sergei Parajanov

    Tini zabutykh predkiv (Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors)

    I was quite looking forward to seeing this one.  It had been highly rated and recommended from many sources.  But while it's a beautiful looking film in many ways, it failed to move me much.

    Parajanov was a good friend of Tarkovsky who has made some films I would highly praise.  While they are similar in a few ways including just the fact that they believe film should go beyond simple entertainment to be more primarily a kind of artistic stimulation.  But in many ways they are quite opposites as well.  Parajanov's camera is quick and bumpy and jumpy with extreme wide angle lenses.

    The film creates a strong sense of location.  I always like seeing films that transport me to another culture.  The music is distinct here as well, like nothing I've ever heard before.  And I assume it's indigenous folk music of the Hutsuls who populate this film.  Other than that, I couldn't really get a grip on any of the characters or story.

    Rating: 6/10


  • director ratings - Orson Welles - The Trial

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    The Trial  (1963)

    This is the third feature length film I've seen by director Orson Welles.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    The Trial

    I recently read the unfinished novel, the English translation by Breon Mitchell to be exact.  In a way it was both slow and exciting.  But it painted some quite specific images, traded some fascinating dialogue and ideas, and caused me to ponder and think for a long time after finishing it.

    Welles' adaptation is wonderful in many ways.  He brings life to many of the settings and a few even embellishes a bit which I have no complaints about.  Some additions seem a bit strange, like the conversation about the computers, but for the most part everything is from the book.

    My main complaint would have to be Anthony Perkins.  I did not find him right for the role, or at least the way he played it was way off for me.  He just seems a lot more flustered and out of control than the character I read in the book.  Not that Joseph K. in the book is ever really in control, but he believes and acts like he is most of the time.

    The movie never gets to the same level of pondering and real mental games going on in Joseph's mind that you get in the book.  Of course a book lends itself to that kind of thing much better than a film, but it seemed pretty essential here, so I wish the film had more success in that area.

    I did not like the change to the ending either.  *SPOILERS*  In the book Joseph finally gives in and actually kills himself with the knife that is handed to him for him to carry out his own death sentence.  In the film, he is blown up by explosives.  A completely different ending with a different tone and meaning.  Again, I'm not sure why this was done.

    Nonetheless it is great to see a lot of the scenes come to life, even if I was  hoping for so much more.

    Orson Welles:
    Total feature length films seen: 3
    Previous average film score: 9.5
    New average film score: 8.6667

    Rating: 7/10


  • director ratings - Kenji Misumi - Kozure Ôkami: Shinikazeni mukau ubaguruma (Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades)

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    This is the third feature length film I've seen by director Kenji Misumi.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    Kozure Ôkami: Shinikazeni mukau ubaguruma (Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades)

    This is the third in the Lone Wolf and Cub series.  I loved the first two which some people may be more familiar as being reedited and combined to create Shogun Assassin.  Since my favorite of the series so far is the second film, and they were able to combine the first two films into one.  I'm hoping this may be some case where the even numbers of the series are the greatest.  I had this feeling like there were some unfinished portions of the plot in the third movie, even though it was really fantastic.  I'm looking forward to the fourth one.

    Kenji Misumi:
    Total feature length films seen: 3
    Previous average film score: 9.5
    New average film score: 9.3333

    Rating: 9/10


  • director introductions - Bill Forsyth - Local Hero

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    Local Hero  (1983)

    This is the first film I've seen by director Bill Forsyth

    Local Hero

    Bill Forsyth seemed like from what I had heard a strong writer / director with his own particular comedy / drama style.  I was hoping I'd like his stuff because when I find a movie I like by a writer / director like this with their own strong style, I know I will probably like most of their other movies.  Unfortunately in this case the film did not do to much for me.  It started out with some promise, but just never got off the ground.  I understand the point of the film was to just be a pleasant kind of enjoyment of a slow, and quiet rural lifestyle versus the busy business world in the city.  Neither of the worlds really pulled me in though.  Pleasant maybe a bit, but not really captivating.

    Rating: 5/10


  • director ratings - Quentin Tarantino - Inglourious Basterds

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    This is the seventh feature length film I've seen by director Quentin Tarantino.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    Inglourious Basterds

    I've seen all of Tarantino's films.  And since I've become a fan I've made to sure to see all of them in the theatre.  There are a lot of things that irk me about his style.  Some of them irk me while giving me delight at the same time.  But I always find the films entertaining.

    This film starts right out with a scene that was clearly modeled off of one of the very first scenes of my favorite film of all time The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.  I know this to be Tarantino's favorite film of all time as well, so I wasn't too surprised.  But Tarantino really has me being pulled back and forth violently regarding my admiration for this scene.  My joy at wanting to call it a delightful homage and my disgust at what seems almost like straight up plagiarism are constantly at war trough my viewing of this scene.

    The segment starts out with the subtitle "Once Upon a Time in Nazi Occupied France" which is another in the long line of "Once Upon a Time..." titled films started by The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly director Sergio Leone with such films as Once Upon a Time in the West and Once Upon a Time in America.  Then we hear the music of Ennio Morricone who became famous for providing all of the music in all of Leone's films from A Fistful of Dollars onward.  Now the scene being referenced is our introduction to Lee Van Cleef's character, or "the bad".  In The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, we see him riding up ominously to an isolated farmer's home.  The farmer has a long, tense meal with the farmer.  It begins with very few words and ends with mass murder by guns.  There are endless similarities in structure, character, and tone.

     Tarantino's use of characters talking about movies is another point of tension for me.  It's cool to see references to other films and film personalities of that era, but sometimes it seems a little unrealistic or forced the way these things are discussed.  Is Tarantino trying to show us how cool and knowledgeable he is about film, or is he naturally just so that it comes out.

    Brad Pitt is super fun in this movie and would have been the most memorable character if he wasn't completely blown away by the revelation that is Christoph Waltz.  Thank goodness Tarantino brought this guy to my attention.  I'd never heard of him before despite the fact that he clearly has tons of talent and experience and a long filmography of European films.  Here's hoping this guy will get more worthy parts.  Anyone have any suggestions for his older films to see?

    *What follows may be a spoiler of sorts.  There was a while as the plot was building that I felt like there was a lack of tension because what the protagonists were trying to do would alter the outcome of major World War II history was we know it.  Since I already knew how the war ended, I felt like I knew if certain aspects of the plot would be successful or not.  But as we neared the climax I realized there was no reason to feel like Tarantino of anyone would stick to straight history over his own sense of what would make a film the most exciting.  It's an alternate history as a form of exploitation filmmaking that isn't apparent at first.

    It was a little strange to watch this film right after Mother Night.  Although the films are quite different, because they both deal with Nazis and even some on screen representation of real famous Nazis I almost got a few scenes mixed up in my head.  At least some of the themes of the two films entwined themselves in my mind.  It made an interesting thematic double feature of sorts.

    Quentin Tarantino:
    Total feature length films seen: 7
    Previous average film score: 9
    New average film score: 9

    Rating: 9/10


  • director ratings - Keith Gordon - Mother Night

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    Mother Night  (1996)

    This is the second feature length film I've seen by director Keith Gordon.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    Mother Night

    First of all, Keith Gordon shares my birthday.  February 3.  So that's kind of neat.

    Gordon's first film I saw was The Singing Detective.  I consider it quite a bit of luck that I ever did see it since I had never heard of it before and it was a handful of DVD pre-releases that I rented for free for a few days because I could when I was working at a video store.  I brought the stack of movies over to a friends house and we got bored so decided to watch one.  He remembered seeing Mel Gibson on some talk show mentioning the movie and said it seemed pretty strange.  So we decided to put it in, not really expecting much.  This was after Downy Jr. being out of the good acting roles for many years with all his drug problems so I wasn't thinking about him much.  And I didn't check to see who else was in it.  It turned out to be a really fantastic, brilliant film.  At least my friend and I thought so.

    After doing more research I discovered who the writer Dennis Potter was and that this film was a remake of just one of his many famous British mini-series.  I ended up seeking that series out and viewing it all.  While certainly as brilliant and much more expansive (and starring the captivating Michael Gambon) than the American remake, I still feel like I prefer the remake.  Mostly because it is American rather than British (even though I consider myself a bit of an Anglophile) and because it's so much more tight and compact.  And I don't think you can be as upset about this being a remake considering Potter penned the actual screenplay for the American film version as well.  And because the film has such an autobiographic feel this is essential.  But mostly it revealed for me how much talent also had to have come from the director of the film.  The performances of the characters, the handling of the enormous quantity of different scene settings and styles.  The direction appealed to me greatly.  But obviously not many people will agree as evidenced by the mostly horrible to mediocre reviews it received from critics and poor reception at the box office.  And this is why I say it was lucky that I ever saw this movie, because apart from the chance scenario that brought me to it, I don't think I would have ever known to seek it out myself.  Nor would I probably have looked into seeing any of Keith Gordon's other films, which after viewing Mother Night I feel would be also quite unfortunate.

    Mother Night is and adaptation of a Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. book.  I have the sense that I'm supposed to like Vonnegut.  If you are a smart, modern reader you are supposed to like him.  He seems hip in a way that I've never heard anyone challenge.  I've only read one of his books though, Breakfast of Champions.  I was told this maybe wasn't the best one to start with since it's kind of a summation of many of his other works.  Nonetheless I did enjoy it but not nearly as much as I'd hoped.  Vonnegut is a smart and perceptive guy with some good ideas, but I find his style to sometimes be a bit off-putting to me.  Vonnegut is a cynical guy I think but he likes to make himself seem more loveable and humane with these cutesy little touches.  Calling the US Agent who interacts with him his "Blue Fairy Godmother", and the multiple copies of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" album and other little touches like that.  It bugs me, but not enough to go on too much more about it.

    I did love Mother Night.  Again, I will attribute a lot of it to Keith Gordon.  This and The Singing Detective are both surreal and stylized by very true and engaging.  In both the source material must be rich with strong characters, but I feel like he brings them out even stronger.

    If you've seen this movie, but haven't watched it on DVD, I would recommend it to see the deleted scenes.  There are some great ones that just didn't fit for time or continuity.  Particularly a wonderful scene with David Strathairn that I guess had to be taken out for pacing, but otherwise would have been one of the best scenes in the film.  Also included it a commentary track by Nick Nolte where he goes on rambling on tangents about technology, religion, and other vast subjects which end up seemingly having nothing to do with the film.

    Keith Gordon:
    Total feature length films seen: 2
    Previous average film score: 10
    New average film score: 9.5

    Rating: 9/10


  • director ratings - Seijun Suzuki - Shunpu den (Story of a Prostitute)

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    This is the fifth feature length film I've seen by director Seijun Suzuki.  I chose to watch this film based on previous good ratings I've given other films by this director and to better my favorite directors by algorithm listing.

    Shunpu den (Story of a Prostitute)

    Not quite as kooky and dynamic as some of Suzuki's other films.  This is probably the least fun and the most humorless film I've seen from him.  I kind of miss those elements.  Still, it's a decent film with some interesting moments.

    Some of the elements here of love between prostitutes and soldiers could be seen better in The Human Condition Part I - No Greater Love.

    As far as war films go.  It's sad to me that Suzuki was never able to make his sequel to Fighting Elegy, one of my favorite films.  The main character was going off to the war at the end and its a disappointment that was never realized on film as well.

    Seijun Suzuki:
    Total feature length films seen: 5
    Previous average film score: 9.5
    New average film score: 9

    Rating: 7/10


  • director introductions - Abel Ferrara - Bad Lieutenant

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    Bad Lieutenant  (1992)

    This is the first film I've seen by director Abel Ferrara

    Bad Lieutenant

    A film where you MUST sit through all of the sin and degradation to the end of the film before you make any judgments.  It's not an extremely advanced or complex view of redemption, but I found it to be a powerful one.

    *SPOILERS*  After watching this guy consumed by every kind of vice and self humiliation which we know must have taken a lifetime to get to, we get to watch his utter confusion and anger at a nun and her forgiveness.  The moment of him screaming and swearing at the silent image of Jesus standing in front of him in the church aisle, pleasing with him for help and swearing at him for his apparent lack of answer.  We see slowly afterwards that the answers of such moments are not always an open and verbal response, but can be just as compelling and clear.

    I'm a sucker for these films where there's some good deed, divine revelation, or realization just before a characters death.  Check out the films of Robert Bresson.

    I have a coworker who is convinced of Ferrara's genius.  Although some of his other titles sound a lot more schlocky, I'm ready to see if they can surprise me as much as this film.

    Rating: 9/10


 


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