Search for the Beast
I, like my friend joem18b, agree that people way too often use the hyperbolic description of a movie they hate as "the worst movie ever". You will not hear me use this phrase unless I really mean it. For a long time I claimed the my least favorite movie ever was I Am Sam. Now, I haven't seen it in a while, nor would I want to, but I think I have finally found a movie that is so horrible in every single aspect of filmmaking that it surpasses even my disdain for the despicable, manipulative, false sentimentality of that film.
Yes, Search for the Beast, the third of the Bigfoot themed films available on the four movie DVD Bigfoot Terror.
I'm sure if I were able to go through the VHS collections of enough Americans I would be able to find some shitty movies that people made in their backyard in the 90s with no budget, and a lot of these would be worse than this film. The only difference is that somehow this movie was able to get video distribution through a decent sized distribution company. Something this shitty should not be on Netflix!! Should it?
Watching this is torture. It's 82 minutes long but feels more like three hours. I wanted to pull my hair out and punch things. I couldn't believe it. Most of it is just boring though, even the nudie scenes. And the ending will shock you with bad taste, but because it's so absurd how it's inserted into the film.
Watch it only if you want a contender for your own personal "worst movie ever"
Rating: 1/10