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  • Indy's Back - and He's Old and Tired!

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    The second part of my double feature happened to be in a theater just down the way from Prince Caspian and just starting the previews and on my list of "dying to sees."  So, I stopped on by.  Sue me.  I have been cautiously excited for the return of Indiana Jones ever since I heard Georgie and Stevie finally had a script in place and were ready to start shooting.  I love the original trilogy - even the Temple of Doom has its place and is more exciting and better done than so many other films.  So, I thought, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (KSC) is bound to at least have that sense of fun and mystery that all of the Indy flicks have.  And it did, to be sure, but it felt kind of like chewing an old piece of gum - this new Indy was a little tough to swallow.

    Twenty years later (ten years in film time), World War II is over, and the Cold War has begun.  Henry Jones, Jr aka Indiana (self-named after his dog and played by Harrison Ford), after being a decorated soldier and spy for the US government in between teaching at university and trotting the globe in pursuit of his "grave-robbing" archaeology, is captured by KGB spies, including Irina (Cate Blanchett) and taken to none other than Area 51 and a top-secret US military warehouse.  Stored there, among other treasures (hint), is a mysterious skeleton, already implied to be extraterrestrial and not the kind that phones home.  Indy teaches those Russkies how to find lost alien skeletons and then runs away - to an atomic bomb testing site, where climbing in a refrigerator made of lead will save him from the torching effects of A-bomb explosions and also, surprisingly, the radiation from the resulting mushroom cloud.  I digress.  His companion, Mac (Ray Winstone), however, is a traitor, former British spy turned KGB, and the Americans begin to suspect Indy of also having commie-tendencies.  Fortunately, after being fired from his university job for this unwanted attention, he meets Mutt Williams (Shia LeBeouf), who gives him a letter from his mother telling of her and archaeologist Harold Oxley's (John Hurt) search for the Crystal Skull.  What ensues is a trip to South America and a lot of history about an ancient kingdom of gold, which could only be opened by this oddly-formed Crystal Skull and its mysterious power, and a chase by the KGB to get their hands on this power.  Oh - and Mutt's mom turns out to be none other than Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), Indy's true love from Raiders of the Lost Ark.  I'll leave you to figure out what that might mean for Mutt (as that is not his real name). 

    The review below mine that deems KSC to be no better or worse than the Temple of Doom about sums up how I feel about KSC.  The difference, though, is that KSC feels like all of the Indy flicks rolled up into one, except everyone is much older and more tired-looking, and there is nothing inspired or original except Cate Blanchett's performance and the decidedly fantasy-science fiction Macguffin behind the plot.  In fact, it feels like Indy meets Star Wars - complete with that scream thing that has a special name and Harrison Ford delivering "I have a bad feeling about this" a la Han Solo - meets Close Encounters.  I blame this all on Georgie and Stevie.  We all know that George Lucas' streak of originality is limited and has long since dried up, since he continues to mine his old ideas for stale newish ones.  Limited as a filmmaker much?  What's disappointing, though, is that Stevie, at least when around Georgie, seems to take on those characteristics too.  This fourth film follows the two cardinal rules of a sequal to a tee and to limited success: recycle as much as you can, and more is better, with the heaviest leaning on the first.  There's nothing interesting acting-wise, and even the sets and camera work leave something to be desired.  Stevie needs to get with the new age - I hear he's not a fan of digital effects and cameras, but those might better have suited this decidedly futuristic, science fiction-y plot.

    That's not to say that KSC wasn't fun in its own right.  Harrison clearly had fun putting on that fedora again.  He's still as cranky and sarcastic as ever - moreso now with his advancing years - and the funniest lines all belong to him.  Karen Allen played Marion with that same spunky spark she had in Raiders, and it made you wonder why that character was abandoned for so long when Harrison and Karen's chemistry was so good.  John Williams dusted off the Indy theme and gave it some new life.  And Indy (and family) continued to get involved in ridiculously impossible action scenes that he continued to escape in ways more improbable than those of James Bond.  Also, there were some deft little cameos by people and things from the original trilogy.  Don't miss the Lost Ark, folks, found again!

    Still, twenty years might have been too long a wait to revisit Indy.  This film seems to lack the spirit of the original trilogy (yes, including Temple of Doom) that, at least, drew me in and made me want to be an archaeologist. It all felt contrived and forced together, like quarreling family members who agree to make nice for the sake of the other family at the reunion.  And I just kept thinking, sheesh, Harrison is really starting to show his age; if they had made this movie five years earlier, it might have been ok.  Also, the Russians and the KGB are not as formidable and menacing as villains as the Nazis were.

    I had more fun in this movie than in Prince Caspian, though, and the fun element leads me to give KSC a 7 for being "shaky but entertaining."  Shaky it is, with all of its recycled Indy nostalgia, but entertaining because I laughed quite a bit, even if it was at the preposterousness of Indy and company surviving dives over three separate waterfalls.  It also probably passes the test, what with my OCD tendency to complete series, though I might wait for it to be cheap.  Raiders still remains my favorite of the Indy movies, and I don't hate Georgie and Stevie for trying.  Still, it might be nice if they moved on to bigger and better ideas - if either of them has any anymore.


  • Revisionist Prince Caspian Is, In Many Ways, Disappointing

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    My first trip to the movie theater in months (the last movie I saw there was Sweeney Todd) consisted of, well, sort of, a double feature.  This is the movie I came to the theater intending to see.  In all fairness, I was not over-fond of Andrew Adamson's The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (LLW) when it came out.  For those of you who read my blog regularly and don't already know these quirks about me, here are some qualifiers: 1) I love fantasy, and most trips to the theater involve seeing those fantasy films that appeal to me.  2) My favorite books of all time, in this order, are The Lord of the Rings (plus the Hobbit); the Harry Potter series; and the Chronicles of Narnia. 3) As a result, I hold any adaptations of said books to a stringent level of crticism.

    I read the Chronicles as a child the first time and was hooked.  I still pull them out occasionally.  CS Lewis, though he wrote the novels as allegory for various Biblical stories and events, spun some magical yarns apart from that aspect that really pique the imagination.  Prince Caspian, according to the original publishing order (not the chronologically reordered HarperCollins set), is the second book, but it's probably my third favorite of the seven, after LLW and the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, and I know it pretty well.  The trouble is, the screenwriters and director, aside from some key plot events and characters, seemed to throw the book out entirely and create their own story.  The first movie (LLW) did this as well, but the revisions were more embellishments than actual revisions.  Prince Caspian (PC) takes the embellishments to all new, and less preferable, levels as well as contains completely rewritten elements, and the filmmakers cannibalize other book-to-film adaptations in the process.

    The titular character (Ben Barnes) is heir to the throne of Narnia, until his usurping Uncle Miraz (Sergio Castellito) and Aunt Prunaprismia give birth to a son.  Caspian is forced to run into hiding, as Miraz means to kill him as he did his father.  Caspian is forced deep into the woods, which are feared by his people, humans called Telmarines (it's not explained, but Telmar is a land adjacent to Narnia).  The Telmarines have long since conquered Narnia and banished its true inhabitants, Talking Beasts and Dwarves and Fauns and Tree-People, into hiding, though stories of them, of the ancient Kings and Queens, and of the Lion Aslan still prevail.  In the film, Caspian discovers a badger named Trufflehunter and Dwarves named Trumpkin (Peter Dinklage) and Nikabrik (Warwick Davis) - but not without using the gift given to him by his tutor, Doctor Cornelius.  He blows Queen Susan's magic horn for help.  Fortunately, these three Narnians (through reluctantly on Nikabrik's part) accept Caspian as the savior of their people by his very possession of the Horn, nominate him to be their King, and encourage him to make war on Miraz.  In the meantime, the Horn's magic summons Peter (William Moseley), Susan (Anna Popplewell), Edmund (Skandar Keynes), and Lucy (Georgie Henley) Pevensie from, according to the film, a Tube station in London, where they sit waiting to go to school, to Narnia.  What they come to realize is that hundreds of years have passed; the Narnia they knew is no more, as their former castle, Cair Paravel, lays in ruin.  When Trumpkin is captured and banished to the island holding these ruins, the four Pevensies learn of the fate of Narnians at the hands of the Telmarines and Miraz,and set about helping Caspian in his quest to save Narnia.

    This is the bullet point plot summary.  There are other layers I have not even begun to touch on.  I can't say I completely hated PC, but I didn't like it, either.  I have never seen a more revisionist adaptation to film in my life.  Not only are events completely changed--Caspian, in the book, for example, does not blow the horn until he and his Narnian counterparts are already deep into a losing battle with Miraz and his troops--but certain aspects are created that were never in the book.  In the film, for example, the Pevensie children seem to be more spectators of their own history than integral to the plot, at least until the last third of the movie.  The character development is lackluster at best on all fronts, but this is what we do know: Peter is quite a heel, angry and insecure, and determined to assert his male dominance in all situations to prove to himself that he is mature (this was never in the book).  Susan and Caspian have romantic feelings toward one another, and she's much calmer and gentler than in the book (the writers chose to make her a prat in the first movie, instead, I guess).  Lucy never stands up for herself as she does in the book when she thinks she finally sees Aslan (voiced by Liam Neeson) when they are lost.  The only true characterization of the children is Edmund, though Skandar played him as seemingly a little depressed most of the time.

    The screenwriters also chose to make Caspian the reluctant hero a la the hero's journey (which is flawed because he is already a prince, not an everyman) rather than a man-boy who had heard stories of Narnia all his life and was moved to fight for that cause because of his deep love for those stories.  None of the Narnian characters retain the spirit of the characters as written in the book - except Reepicheep (voiced by Eddie Izzard).  I just felt like I was watching something that ignored its source material most of the time and tried to force themes and situations into the story that CS Lewis never even intended.  It's a sign when adapted screenplays fail to use hardly any of the dialogue written in the book; I can think of maybe three scenes that used actual dialogue from the book in PC.

    Let's talk about the embellishments themselves.  There were lots more battles than in the book, including an attempt, led by Peter, to storm Miraz's castle.  The one-to-one fight between Peter and MIraz was exciting and true to story, though it coincided with Lucy running to find Aslan (when he should have already been found by then).  Susan apparently scoffs at those archaic, male-dominant conventions and fights in the battles with her bow.  All of this would be well and good if the battles, as filmed, did not borrow liberally from the Lord of the Rings films in such an obvious and sort of tacky way.  Lewis and JRR Tolkien were contemporaries and friends, to be sure, and likely influenced each other, but this was overboard.  When Susan takes out several oncoming Telmarine soldiers with her bow, it reminded me of Legolas in the Fellowship of the Ring.  The trees storming the battle at Aslan's How were reminiscent of the Ents in the Two Towers, and the whole battle with staged Narnians on the How and the oncoming Telmarines echoed of the penultimate battles in the Two Towers and Return of the King films.  It felt, honestly, plagaristic.

    The acting was also terrible on most fronts.  The only convincing actor was Georgie Henley, who played Lucy, but she was clearly given no direction past some well-timed tears and laughter at various points.

    That's not to say that I hated the whole film.  The sets were awesome and very true to the pictures I had in my mind of the Narnian places described by Lewis.  Aslan's How, with the pictograms on the walls and the Stone Table at its heart, was the best of all.  Not all of the embellishments were bad: the scene in which the Hag and Werwolf beg to conjure the White Witch to face Miraz was a nice touch.  The visual effects continued to be impressive.  Also, Harry Gregson-Williams provided another wonderful score that far surpasses the wonder I was supposed to feel by what I was watching.

    When I saw LLW the first time, I felt that it was taken to places I didn't quite agree with, but I thought it was a good, exciting movie that could stand on its own, apart from the source book and other filmed adaptations of the original novel (such as the BBC version that's now almost 20 years old, gasp).  PC is so much different, and not in a good way, that I gave up even trying to compare.  Then, when I sat back to try to enjoy the film on its own merits, it turned out to be uninspired and, frankly, a little boring, with some wooden acting.  All in all, it was a disappointing effort, though there were some scenes that were entertaining.

    As such, I have to rate this movie a 6 for being "cute" because that's what it was.  Like I said, there were parts I enjoyed and some scenes and aspects were done well, so it gets a point for being more than just mediocre.  As for the test, though, it probably passes.  Like with LLW, I might like it better if I see it again.  I will say that this film is more complete than the BBC's hour-long version.  Also, I have this obsessive-compulsive need to complete series.  Still, it won't be one I watch often because it's so different from the original novel, it made me a little sad in the end.  And I don't think PC, like children's fantasy and the book it was based, was intended to be sad.