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  • A top subject of silent horror

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    Some silent films don't age well, in fact some just vanish. Hell let's face it, some modern films(Matrix sequels anyone?) don't age well. However, the classic silent horror film "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" is one of those films that's still good.

    This is a tough film to review because there's so many companies who have restored it, so many soundtracks to cover, and just way too many different versions. So i'm going to give a quick review on the version I saw.

    Visually, this film stunned. The tinting used really sets the mood for many of the scenes, which is good since they can't do it verbally. Hues of yellow, blue, black, grey, all of them set the chilling tone for this film.

    Set construction may have you checking your pulse to make sure that you're not just on a drug trip, but rest assured the sets really do look like that. Everything is twisted, bent, hunched over, and just jagged and painful looking. It's actually, to me at least, a little funny watching people constantly duck down to enter buildings as to not bang their heads. It's ironic that the insane asylum is one of the only places that's not all jagged and crazy looking, although there's good reasoning behind that(which I won't sit here and be Mr. Spoiler about).

    The music in the version I watched sounded similar to if Steve Vai, Kenny G, and Les Claypool all got together and had a mutant love-child. This isn't to say it's bad music, in fact it fits each scene perfectly(which makes it obvious they recorded the music to the film as to get the right note whenever someone takes a step on a flight of stairs), and again sets the mood. It was a little gratting at points when things just went ballistic like John Coltrane on "Giant Steps".

    All in all, this film is a spectacular example to silent era German Expressionism. I also suggest seeing "Der Golem", even if it is only about 20 minutes long.

  • A decent film for a high price

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    Sometimes people confuse the term "stoner movie" for any movie that has someone getting high in it, even if that's not the focus of the film. Such is the case with 2008's "Strange Wilderness". Before seeing this film I saw a few reviews that referred to it as a "stoner movie", which turned me off of it a little bit. However I still saw it, and it's not a "stoner movie".

    This film did a good amount of things right, but it also did a few things wrong at the same time.

    I'll start with the good, as to not drag anyone down. The voice overs during the old footage of animals is hilarious, and the footage mixing is equally good. Some of the jokes are genuinely funny, albeit a little low-brow at times. Some of the actors played their roles perfectly. Steve Zahn plays Peter with a great passion, or as much passion as a guy like Peter could be played with. Jonah Hill(of Superbad fame) is great as a wise-cracking jack-ass who doesn't really seem to care that much about the show he works for. Robert Patrick(T-1000 from T-2 and older brother of Filter frontman Richard Patrick) has a short part, but it's memerable. A crazed ex-Vietnam vet with some interesting scars seems like a great role for him, and he pulls it off. Ashley Scott(The Kingdom, Just Friends) plays the only real lead female role, and seems to hold her own well enough amongst the guys. She's more or less just some eye candy, which is good that they didn't muddle up the script with some love story between her and Peter. The use of old footage from the original "Strange Wilderness" show at the beginning to sort of set up the film is a good touch, although not really played off of enough to be too effective.

    Now for the bad, and I hate doing this part of reviews sometimes. The film is too damn short, only clocking in at about a hour and a half. This may just be me nitpicking, but I expect major hollywood films to at least clock in at 2 hours to be considered "feature length". If not, then it's just a short film to me. Another downer was the rest of the cast, they really didn't stand out at all to me. Justin Long(Live Free or Die Hard) just plays your stereotypical stoner with no clue as to what's going on. Allen Covert(Happy Gilmore) has done some good stuff, like the aformentioned Happy Gilmore, and this film just seemed like her wasn't all that excited to do it. Something else that made this movie difficult to watch(in more ways then one, you'll see) is the high number to male genetal jokes. Be it a joy buzzer to a man's crotch several times, a Turkey attack, or something involving tribal types, there are just way too many. I, personally, cringed at most of them just because I know that sort of thing would hurt like all hell, and I did not need to see it happening. Again the old footage at the beginning wasn't played on enough, which bugged me.

    As with any film, some things you see in the trailer aren't there. Fear not, though, the shark with the teeth and the laughing is there, and it's actually a lot funnier on a big screen. There is, however, a lot of breasts(even Ashley Scott's are there for a second) in this film.

    If you don't like short films with a few missed jokes, some uninspired acting, male genetal pain, and breats then this might not be the movie for you. If you're looking for some cheap laughs then this would be a great movie, if it didn't cost $9 a pop to see it. I'd say you'd be better off waiting until it comes out on DVD and just renting it, save a few bucks at least.

 

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