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Lance Bass Ruined Me to the Chicks

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On the Line  (2001)

Okay, it was Emanuelle Chriqui who ruined me ... but Who the heck is Emanuelle Chriqui?

(I believe I am giving Emanuelle Chriqui more press now than Emanuelle Chriqui's seen in the past decade!... Of course, I might've said Emanuelle Chriqui enough for any search engines' spiders to automatically write me off as an 'Emanuelle Chriqui'-head; so I suppose I should shut up about Emanuelle Chriqui ...)

Above you see the reasoning behind putting big-names in a film with such a plain title as On the Line; because--if you don't have a title like BATMAN or Snakes on a Plane--it's 'headliner-stars' that sell films to popcorn-houses---stars like Jerry Stiller, Dave Foley, Al Green, Joey Fatone and ... yes-yes ... Lance Bass.

Despite the "deep" title (i.e. the title that 'won't tell the story unless you've seen the movie,' unlike the titles STAR WARS: The Empire Strikes Back, almost all of the BATMANs etc.), the writers hit on a compelling story-line; 'compelling' because it echoes with every ready-for-marriage single's desire (and might remind a lot of couples of their former need met since).

That's why--instead of 'chicks'--I meant (and probably should have said instead) "girls who are only out there for a one-night-stand." But, again, "Emanuelle Chriqui Ruined Me to Girls who Are Only Out There for a One-Night-Stand"? Are you asleep yet? Is there any reason to read this now that I've given you the whole article?

Seriously though, I'm probably going to go MONKEYS!-MONKEYS!-MONKEYS!-MONKEYS! on this movie's space at the IMDb (researching for ideas on the direction I want to take in my new BATMAN-sequel).

posted on Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:14 PM by mythman


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