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  • Bloodfest? More like laughfest!

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    Vegas Vampires  (2007)

    I have a theory that there is no such thing as a bad horror movie. A horror movie that is truly terrible becomes hilarious, and this one proves my point.

    It is badly acted, badly edited and the special effects look like they are lifted straight from a 1980's video game. It is probably the funniest movie I have seen this year (so far - there are many, many horror movies I have yet to see)

    ****SPOILER****

    I don't know why Daniel Baldwin is even in this movie. He shows up once at the beginning and once at the end of the movie, and doesn't do anything to advance what little plot there is. I hope he got well payed for what amounts to little more than a cameo appearance.

    If you like bad horror movies (like me), watch this. If you don't, don't even bother.


  • Gangs of the Dead

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    Low budget, low class, mildly funny zombie story. Stock characters spouting cliche lines surrounded by poor special effects. What's not to like?

    For those who enjoy bad horror, (which includes me!) this is worth a look, if only for the awfullness of it. You have been warned.


  • Just One Word

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    The Boogey Man 2  (1983)

    BORING!

  • Crab Salad Anyone?

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    A giant brain eating crab monster, that cannot be harmed by any weapon and communicates in the voices of its victims, and with plans of world domination. Just another one of those "Nature Mutated By Radiation" movies. This is a funny movie now, but is just another in a long line of movies playing on the fears of its time. The fx are cheesy (but probably state of the art in 1957), the giant crabs especially, with their human eyes.

    The final demise of the creature is fairly typical. Definately one for those of us who love cheesy horror/sci-fi.


  • Motorbikes, Cars and Bad Acting

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    The Wraith  (1987)

    Like most bad horror movies, this one works best as a comedy. The car chases, explosions and fast food lifestyle do little do elevate this movie above your average schlock horror flick. The acting was the true comedic highlight of the movie with two of the worst stoners I've seen in a long time. For those fans of horror who truly enjoy the awful (Like me) definately worth a watch.

  • Let's twist Again......

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    Dark Harbor  (1999)

    A strangely compelling, weird little movie. Rickman and Walker play off each other well as a bickering couple. Reedus, the young good looking stranger, is a little obvious, but his Marilyn Monroe impersonation is, well, disturbing.

    There are a few good plot twists, a nice primer on mushroom picking and a fairly obvious choice of murder weapon, but the ending is still a bit surprising.

    That being said, the movie was well made and well paced and has an interesting feel too it.

    Worth a watch.


  • Touch of Death

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    Contaminated Man  (2000)

    The movie opens with Hurt coming home to his wife and child and inadvertantly passing on a deadly disease which kills them within minutes. Fifteen years later Hurt is on the trail of Weller, who is carrying the same plague. Weller had just been fired from his security job and is the cause of an industrial accident which leaves him contaminated. There is the usual government conspiracy, bad guys and love interest. (McElhone is good in this movie, but see her better in Californication), The ending is a little predictable, but the bad guys get what they deserve. Not the greatest movie ever made, but worth a watch.

  • Ultimate Road Trip

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    Kalifornia  (1993)

    David Duchovney is a writer. He is writing a book about serial killers. He decides to take a road trip with his photographer girlfriend and visit some "murder sites" to better understand the mind of a serial killer. Brad Pitt is a seial killer who answers an ad from David to share the expenses on a road trip and takes his waitress girlfriend along on the trip. As you can guess, there are many adventures, and murders along the way.

    This is a story of self discovery for Duchovny who, with the help of Pitt, gets into bar fights and shoots guns and generally discovers his manhood. Worth a watch, if just for the wonderfully psychotic performance by Pitt


  • This isn't David Soul

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    Salem's Lot  (2004)

    I saw the original film version and have to admit, it wasn't too bad. The mini series, however, blows it away.  It seems to me that when Stephen King is more directly involved we get a much better adaptation. This is the story of Ben Mears, a writer who returns to the town he grew up in. There is a creepy old house on a hill overlooking the town of 'Salems Lot and something bad happened to him there when he was just a child, Now he has come back to exorcise a few ghosts. What he finds is that a mysterious stranger has taken residence in the old house and is quickly turning the townspeople into vampires. Soon there is only a handful left to battle the evil that has taken over 'Salems Lot. Look for some great performances from Rob Lowe, James Cromwell, Donald Sutherland and Rutger Hauer. Enjoy.


  • Give me what I want.... and I'll stay for more

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    The people on a small island off the coast of Maine are cut off in a snowstorm. Ultimately this is the least of their worries. Into this community comes a stranger, Andre Linoge (played wonderfully by Colm Feore) who seems to know all the dirty little secrets about the townsfolk. And what a lot of secrets there are! Linoge introduces himself by murdering one of the inhabitants and waiting around for the town constable, Mike Anderson (played by Tim Daly) to arrive and arrest him. Linoge has a mission, he wants a child to raise as his own and gives the town an ultimatum. "Give me what I want and I'll go away". The terror he inflicts on the islanders while they make up their mind is disturbing on many levels. From pure psychological to cold blooded murder he "persuades" the islanders to do what he wants. You have to watch this to believe it, as Stephen King examines what can happen when pure evil infects a town, and the aftermath when it leaves. Enjoy. 


  • The Snowman

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    The Snowman  (1982)

    This movie is for the child in all of us. A visual treat, this is a little gem of a holiday movie.

    Based on a Raymond Briggs story, it tells of a snowman who comes to life and takes a young boy on a journey to meet Santa Claus at the North Pole. Told without dialogue, it is all about the images and the music, both of which are outstanding.

    Look for the song "Walking in the Air", sung by Peter Auty. Apart from containing the only lyrics in the movie, it is a classic. Mr Auty was only about 13 years old when he recorded this song,  and is the highlight of the score.

    If you have children, show them this movie. If you don't, watch it anyway.


  • Frodo the Failed Hero

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    Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    I think it is fair to say that Peter Jackson's trilogy of the Lord of the Rings is one of the best trilogies ever made. If not the best!

    Of course I am writing this because I spent all day yesterday watching the three movies! (regular, not extended, editions) and once again I was amazed about how big a failure Frodo turned out to be.

    Of all the original Fellowship I don't think you can doubt the heroic qualities of Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. Even Boromir, the most flawed of the Fellowship attains redeemed hero status with his final act of sacrifice in trying to save Merry and Pippin.

    Speaking of which, of the four Hobbits in the Fellowship, Merry and Pippin, as well as being good comic relief, consistently showed their heroism and intestinal fortitude throughout.

    That only leaves Sam and Frodo. Sam, having pretty much whined his way through all three movies, still managed to exhibit his heroic qualities by almost literally dragging Frodo across MiddleEarth and up the slopes of the Mountain of Doom. It is safe to say that without Sam, Frodo would have been captured before he even left his Burrow!

    You might say that Frodo had the hardest task, being the Ring Bearer, and up to a point, you'd be right. However, there are a few references throughout the movies that state that he, and only he, had the qualities necessary to get the ring to the mountain. That was his job, his only job. Everyone else was there to help him reach his destination, and all he had to do was drop the ring in the fire, WHICH HE NEVER DID!

    The Fellowship got him so far, Sam got him further, Gollum showed him the way to Mordor and Sam dragged him to the Mountain. Granted, when Gollum attacked and he and Sam fought, Frodo got to the end himself, but, at the end, he failed.

    Standing on the edge, the ring dangling out over the river of fire, Frodo decides to KEEP the ring! He would have walked away with it, possibly killing Sam in the process, if Gollum hadn't jumped on him and bitten his finger off.

    The ONLY reason the ring is finally destroyed is because Gollum and Frodo fall off the edge whilst fighting to see who KEEPS the ring. In the end, it was destroyed by accident.

    Frodo may have wanted to be a hero, may have been seen as a hero, may even deserve to be called a hero for getting as far as he did, but it was Sam who got him there, Frodo could never have made it without him. Frodo becomes the Hobbit version of Sauron, and as such, for me, will always be Frodo the Failed Hero.


  • Quirky Movies

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    The Crying Game  (1992)

    Still Crazy  (1999)

    Songcatcher  (1999)

    The Woodsman  (2004)

    Still Crazy 

    Songcatcher 

     The Crying Game

    The Woodsman 

    Ever been awake in those small wee hours? As the world around you sleeps do you find yourself alone with nothing but the PC and TV for company? Do you channel surf, desperately seeking something, anything, to keep you company, and come across a quirky little movie that draws you in and keeps you awake way longer than you planned? Me too.

    Check out these 4, if you haven't already.

    Enjoy


 

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