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  • Beowulf

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    Beowulf  (2007)

    Remember that scene from Lord of the Rings where Legolas fights that elephant ? Now picture that scene being two hours long and Legolas fighting naked, and you'll get an idea of what 'Beowulf' is like. This is one of the most ridiculously over-the-top movies I've ever seen. I loved it !


  • Bloody hell

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    I love Tim Burton, but I've been waiting since 1999's Sleepy Hollow for the guy to make another really great film. Unfortunately, Sweeney Todd is not that film. Far from it actually. The problem isn't so much Burton's direction, but the Stephen Sondheim musical the film was based on. The songs are generally toe-curlingly bad and they make up about 90% of the movie. The film looks spectacular and Johnny Depp is great in the leading role, but the songs really ruined this one for me.

  • Bee Movie

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    Bee Movie  (2007)

    Cute and well animated, with a very mediocre story but fortunately also a lot of witty dialogue that will have Seinfeld fans wet themselves. And most importantly : not reliant on the pop-culture referencing humor that made me resent Shark Tale and the Shrek movies. Overall a very enjoyable animated flick.

  • Moronically funny

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    Hot Rod  (2007)

    What a surprisingly funny movie ! Hot Rod is somewhat reminiscent of Napoleon Dynamite or those Will Ferrell sports comedies, in that it also features a lead character who is ridiculously determined and confident in spite of his own inadequacies, but this film cracked me up way more. Exceeded all my expectations. See this one !

  • Beyond the Valley of the Ultra-Bonds

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    I don't know if it's the desert locations or the kooky characters, but Diamonds Are Forever feels like James Bond directed by Russ Meyer. Lucky for me I like Russ Meyer movies. This is certainly not one of the strongest entries in the Bond-series, mostly because of the uninspired action sequences and a plot that doesn't particularly go anywhere. On the other hand the film has some redeeming ingredients, such as a very hot Bond-girl (Jill St. John) and perhaps the best sidekick villains in the series: Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wint.

  • Very lovable comedy

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    By now I suppose everyone has already figured out for themselves whether or not they like Wes Anderson's quirky disfunctional family comedies. If you don't like Anderson's films, The Darjeeling Limited probably won't convince you otherwise. If you are a fan of his previous work, you're in for a real treat, because The Darjeeling Limited is one of Anderson's best films.

  • Not nearly enough

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    This is just a downright boring movie. Featuring the absolute worst Bond-girl in Bond-history (Denise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones), a lousy villain (Robert Carlyle as Renard) and a silly plot I doubt anyone can reconstruct, the film has little to offer other than a few relatively entertaining action scenes. Ranks with Moonraker and Die Another Day as the worst in the series.

  • Effective political thriller

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    Rendition  (2007)

    This very decent political thriller deals with the process of 'extraordinary rendition', the transfer by the CIA of suspected terrorists to prisons abroad so that they can be held and tortured without trial or legal representation. Much like films such as Crash, Syriana or Babel, this subject matter is approached through different intertwining storylines. The film is most effective in conveying its message and some scenes are quite confrontational and shocking. The all-star cast is quite good, but not all that well-used as some characters end up getting an awfully small amount of screen-time. Rendition is not the kind of movie I'm planning on giving a second viewing, but a recommendation nonetheless.

  • Ultimate Bond

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    Goldfinger  (1964)

    What's left to say about Goldfinger. Without a doubt it's the best of the Connery-films and a strong contender for best Bond-film of all time. All the ingredients are there and they all work. There's a Bond-girl named Pussy Galore (I love how Connery pronounces it "Poohsy"), a great villain with a cool evil scheme, a classic opening title track, Connery wearing that fabulous grey suit and much more. Quite simply a brilliant film, entertaining from start to finish.

  • Videogame adaptation curse strikes again.

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    Hitman  (2007)

    Ugh. What a crappy movie. Even for an action flick this script was bleeding awful, with some of the worst dialogue I've heard in a long time. If you're a fan of the Hitman videogame you'll probably get some kicks out the few elements that are taken from the game, but most of all I was insulted by what a God-awful adaptation this was of my favorite videogame series. Here's a game that has oodles of style and requires the player to be sneaky and cunning, but the movie replaces this with uber-violence. Avoid this one.

  • Sunshine

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    Sunshine  (2007)

    8/10 

    Fifty years from now the Sun is dying, and the only hope for mankind is a group of astronauts en route to the Sun aboard the Icarus II, carrying a nuke the size of Manhattan to try and re-ignite it.

    Let me start off by saying I really like Armageddon. Yes, its gung-ho patriottism makes me roll my eyes more than once, but overall I think it is an extremely effective action movie. Even The Core is something of a guilty pleasure of mine. I say this because Sunshine pretty much has the same premise as those two movies. All three feature an apocalyptic catastrophe, a group of astronauts carrying big bombs, and have Murphy’s Law along for the ride. What differs Danny Boyle’s Sunshine most of all however, is that it doesn’t focus so much on solving the problem at hand, as it does on its characters, who are exposed to the most extreme circumstances and the most difficult choices, and who each deal with these in their own way.

    This focus on character is helped enormously by Boyle’s choice not to cast any big names and to have the entire movie revolve around only the eight people on board the Icarus II. Another smart move is to have the movie start 16 months into the mission already, as the ship has just crossed the point where communication with Earth has become impossible and crew members are starting to crack under the pressure. No tearjerky goodbye messages to Liv Tyler here, folks. When a character dies, he dies a looong way from home.

    Director Danny Boyle has never limited himself to one genre, and in this film he combines science fiction, psychological thriller and horror, and shoots it all in a very kinetic, visually inspired style. One of the best scenes of the film, where the crew is examining a ship, looks like it was edited by Tyler Durden (you’ll know what I mean when you see it), with a most unsettling effect. The movie is full of very effective visual inventions, and also features some truly impressive visual effects, especially of the Sun.

    Unfortunately around the 75-minute mark there’s a twist I didn’t much care for, mostly because the resulting scenes looked like they belonged in a different movie. This is too bad, because Sunshine is a great film for the rest. It takes a ‘been there, done that’-premise, but surpasses it with its distinguishing visual style and focus on characters under extreme pressure. Armageddon-haters shouldn’t be afraid of Sunshine. It is a solid, fast-paced and visual sci-fi actioner, filled with memorable scenes. So far, this is the best film I’ve seen all year.


  • Art School Confidential

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    6/10 

    Art school is hell

    Terry Zwigoff’s 2001 film Ghost World is still one of the most touching, funny and unique films I’ve seen in years. I thought Bad Santa was a strange choice as a follow-up, but couldn’t stop laughing all the way through. Now Zwigoff has reunited with his Ghost World scribe and comic book artist Daniel Clowes to make Art School Confidential and the result is not an undivided succes.

    Art School Confidential follows Jerome Platz (Max Minghella), who dreams of becoming the next Picasso and enrolls in the Strathmore art academy to learn how to do so. At Strathmore he encounters a bunch of art student cliches, a bunch of art professor cliches, a serial killer called The Strathmore Strangler and the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. What ensues are Jerome’s attempts at getting his work noticed, trying to overclass the it-boy in his class and hoping to win the heart of the beautiful Audrey. And the Strangler, well... he’s in there too.

    Art School Confidential works very well in some ways and not at all in others. The film is a great satire. The characterizations it makes of art students and professors are pitch perfect and this is where the film is at its best. Much like Ghost World, Art School Confidential for the most part meanders from scene to scene, without concerning itself too much about building up a story, and this is very pleasant to watch. But then there’s The Strathmore Strangler as the movie’s attempt at story and intrigue, but instead it makes the film lose focus. I much enjoyed watching Jerome trying to make it as an artist and courting Audrey, and didn’t at all mind that the film really wasn’t going anywhere in particular, but the Strangler storyline turns the film into a mess it can’t get itself out of.

    The performances are great all around. Max Minghella is a revelation as Jerome. John Malkovich is perfect as the burnt out artist (one of the first to paint triangles, mind you) who now teaches drawing and painting but spends most of his time in class on the phone trying to get his career as an artist started again. Ethan Suplee is aspiring filmmaker Vince, who makes the same experimental crap as Illeana Douglas’ character in Ghost World. Sophia Myles is the beautiful love interest Audrey and Jim Broadbent finally is the alcoholic artist Jimmy in search of inspiration. Steve Buscemi and Angelica Huston have neat little roles as well.

    It’s a terrible shame Art School Confidential is such a mess, because the satire and the cast are near perfect. I was reminded of Wes Anderson’s Rushmore a lot, but couldn’t get around the fact that this movie was nowhere near as good or as funny. It’s definitely worth at least a rental though, if only for its perfect and often hilarious characterizations.

     


  • Perfume : The Story of a Murderer

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    8/10

    Perfume smells wonderful

    In 18th century Paris, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille is born without a scent of his own. He does however develop a superior sense of smell and learns to discern every minute odor that surrounds him. His greatest goal in life is to have smelled everything there is to smell in the world, until he discovers the most sublime of all the scents in a young girl. When he accidentally kills her and loses her scent forever, Grenouille dedicates his life to recreating and forever conserving this most sublime of smells, and he will stop at nothing to achieve his goal.

    Perfume is based on the immensely succesful novel by Patrick Süskind, which I have greatly enjoyed reading. The novel was often deemed impossible to be turned into a film, which is something I never really agreed with as I thought Süskind’s descriptions of sights to be nearly as overwhelming as his descriptions of smells. The main reason it was deemed unfilmable was that the medium of film would be unable to convey the sense of smell. By that logic the same can be said about paper and ink. Director Tom Tykwer does a more than admirable job at bringing 18th century France and the plethora of smells of that world to the screen, from the disgusting smells of the fishmarkets and tanneries of Paris, to the gorgeous scent of lavendar fields in Provence. This alone makes Perfume a film worth seeing, but there is more.

    Süskind’s novel has more to offer than vivid descriptions of smells. I wouldn’t have finished it otherwise. Perfume offers one of the most intrigueing and deeply disturbing plots you’re likely to see all year. A word of warning might be in order for those who haven’t read the novel : even though Tykwer first immerses you in a visual incarnation of the world of smell and makes you sympathise with the unusual protagonist, in the film’s second half things take a very dark turn in a way not everyone might appreciate (though the film’s subtitle “The Story of a Murderer” might have given a hint to the more perceptive spectator). After the screening I attended, I heard a lot of murmur around me and my curious ears caught a lot of “...didn’t like the second half”s, and “...not my kind of movie”s. I guess your enjoyment of this film depends largely on your willingness to accept its basic premise, namely that the character of Grenouille has such a fine nose that he can smell a blade of grass miles away and this allows him to create scents unlike the world has ever experienced. Grenouille’s abilities are so spectacular even that Perfume almost wouldn’t be misplaced in the recent line of comic book movies, or he as a member of the X-Men. If you accept that Grenouille has this amazing ability without asking questions, the rest of the film will probably feel right. If you don’t and are bothered by things you can’t comprehend, the film’s second half will in all probability feel awkward and vile.

    I loved Perfume. Tom Tykwer turned one of my favorite novels into a truly excellent film. Dustin Hoffman and Alan Rickman deliver fine performances, but it is Ben Wishaw in his screen debut as Grenouille that steals the show. He is an extremely talented actor that perfectly incorporates Grenouille in all his awkwardness and out-of-this-worldliness. See Perfume for his performance, for its unique attampt at bringing smells to life on the big screen and for its dark and intrigueing story of a truly extraordinary man.

     


  • Zathura : A Space Adventure

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    Zathura  (2005)

    8/10

    Zathura is like really being broke after losing at Monopoly

    The two young brothers Danny and Walter don’t get along with each other. Six year old Danny wants to watch Spongebob, but Walter, 10 already, is more interested in watching baseball. Walter would play catch with his brother, if only Danny weren’t so bad at catching and throwing. Then Danny finds an old board game called Zathura in the basement. When the boys start playing it they suddenly find themselves and their house floating through outer space, attacked by meteor showers, killer robots and nasty reptilian creatures called Zorgons, and the only way back is to finish the game.

    If that sounded a suspicious lot like the plot of 1995’s Jumanji, you are right, as Zathura is based on a novel by Chris Van Allsburg who also wrote Jumanji. The simplest way to describe Zathura would indeed be ‘Jumanji in space’, but it wouldn’t really be doing it justice as Zathura is a much better film. The movie first takes its time to introduce us to its characters and their relations. Once the brothers start playing the game however, adventure starts and it doesn’t lay off till the very end. I have a soft spot for adventure movies and this one was definitely a doozy, with nice characters, a thrilling adventure story and a lot of humor.

    The film looks great too. The many digital effects look as good as we’ve come to expect from today’s big budget films, but the real eyecatcher here is a 7 foot robot. It has a great old-fashioned design, like how they drew robots in fifties sci-fi comics, and it reminded me of the gentle robot in Brad Bird’s animation gem The Iron Giant. The one in Zathura is stuck on evil though and out to kill the two boys. The robot is created through both digital effects and practical effects from Stan Winston’s workshop and is one of the most convincing effects I have ever seen on film.

    The young actors who play the two boys do an admirable job as they carry almost the entire movie on their own and don’t let the special effects take over for them. Especially Jonah Bobo as Danny is sure to win a lot of hearts and smiles from the crowd.

    Zathura is very enjoyable for all ages, though some scenes might get a bit too tense for young or impressionable children. Especially the scenes with the creepy villainous Zorgons, also Stan Winston creations, might make some want to close their eyes, but all in all kids will love this stuff even more than I did.

     


  • My Summer of Love

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    7/10

    Dark Romance

    In a small town in West-Yorkshire a young girl named Mona lives above a former pub. She never knew her father, her mother’s dead and she’s increasingly estranged from her brother Phil, who was recently released from prison where he found God and who now devotes his life to praise and conversion. One day she meets Tamsin, a beautiful upper-class girl who spends the summer there. Tamsin feels abandoned by her parents, as her mother is mostly away and her father is cheating with his secretary. Both girls find an escape from their miserable lives with each other and fall in love, but while Mona thinks their love will last forever, Tamsin knows all too well the summer will soon end, and the cruel mindgames she plays with Mona might just turn against her.

    My Summer of Love, written and directed by Pawel Pawlikowski, is a beautiful and touching story of the love between two girls set against a bleak background. There is a permanent ominous mood (helped by a great score by Goldfrapp) which lingers throughout the film and promises things won’t end well. The romance is constantly broken up by intense (even creepy) scenes of Phil’s born-again christian group or Tamsin’s morbid fascination with her dead sister. When the girls promise each other they will kill the other if she ever leaves her, we wonder how seriously either of the girls take this.

    Director Pawlikowski previously made a documentary about born-again christians in Yorkshire, and his documentary background shows in the film’s handheld shooting style and the cinema vérité-like scenes involving the born-again christian group. However, Pawlikowski is no social realist like Ken Loach and the social situations form mostly a backdrop to the girls’ relationship.

    This is the second time I’ve seen My Summer of Love and I still like the movie as much as the first time. I particularly like its pacing and build-up, which is almost mysterious and spellbinding, and the performances from the three leads. Especially Natalie Press and Emily Blunt evoke great emotion as Mona and Tamsin. My Summer of Love is a moody, intriguing and sexy film that is definitely worth a watch.

     


 

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