Oh, you all know James Van Der Beek, squeaky clean blonde leading man of a well-known T.V. show in the late 90's known neausiatingly as "Dawson's Creek". Whenever I see his face I want to kick him until he stops twitching. I cannot explain this odd affliction, it's just biology. He so....vescerally pretentious. I don't know, maybe I shouldn't bore you with this, and actually write about, oh....I don't know, MOVIES. But, just know that if you ever see the words "James Van Der Beek Kicked in the Face" flashing in the news somewhere, you'll know who did it. And he would have had fair warning too. One of his friends (if he has any) with a spout account would run up to him and shout "DUDE, JVDB! This bitch with a spider avatar is going to *** your face-shit up! Run, bitch, RUN!!!" And he would have taken his friends advice and movied to the island of Bali. And if he doesn't, well, that's his own fault.