Teeth - Review
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the . . . wait, wrong movie. Or is it? Teeth, or The Life and Times of an Ultra-Modern Feminist Superhero, follows Dawn on the perilous journey into womanhood and the dangers that lurk in a person's naughty places. The product of natural selection, nuclear fallout or good 'ol fashioned incest, the origins of Dawn's new powers remain a mystery, but one thing is for certain, with great power comes great . . . nope, wrong movie again. Struggling with her newfound power, Dawn must face the plethora of evil villains (mainly erections and curious fingers) that threaten to destroy the sanctity of her vajayjay. Both hilarious and frightening, Teeth embraces its schlocky B-movie roots and shines its pearly whites for the whole world to enjoy and simultaneously recoil in fear.
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:38 AM
Vagina Dentata myth..... ha ha... this movie is funny... but seriously why didn't she get on the internet ini the first place... why would she need to try and get the sticker off the book? this is hilarious.
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Saturday, May 10, 2008 9:23 AM
This is some funny stuff. I go into my local walmart, I was in a hurry, usally get all my movies from the web! So I go in and I see the little label for "Teeth". So I ask the sales associate, if they were just out? He said, "no were not alllowed to put it on the shelf." O.K. whatever buddy and I am thinking in my head you got really worse off movies then this one in this isle. Then he asks, "do you know what this movie is about". Yeah I do and he just giving me these odd looks, as if I asked him for Porn of the dead or some other insane crap!
I have ben following this movie for the last couple years from SlamDance Festival to Sundance. I can't wait to see it!
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Saturday, May 10, 2008 5:32 AM
You actually watched this? HA HA... I have been tempted I keep telling people to read the back of the cover at work...I'm just afraid it will be just as disappointing as Gingerdead man was for me. :)