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  • whoa.

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    Troll  (1986)

    All I have to say is that the musical number toward the end of the film is mesmerizing...

  • An aquired taste....WAAAAAAAAY aquired...

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    Troll II  (1992)

    Few movies make me cringe in a good way...and no, I don't mean because of excessive gore or gross out effects.  This film is hilariously horrible...but that still doesn't mean it should be thrown out of the mix.  The first time you see this film, you're going to think you wasted your time.  Upon second viewing it may seem that this film was made to be intentionally bad, I do not know if this is the case or not, but it seems that way on some level.  When you watch it a third time, you will laugh your ass off.  That's the bottom line.  This movie is so bad that its good (an expression used often but never has it been so true)...NILBOG for life!


  • Can there ever be a perfect movie?

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    The answer is YES...

    Now I MAY be a bit biased (considering that the hours i spent watching this little gem throughout my childhood probably could total to a couple of weeks) but frankly I don't give a damn, this is a classic.  I mean think about it, you've got a typical 80's film (it even has a KILLER montage to the tune of "Rock Until You Drop") with the typical non-politically correct cast of preteens...you've got tons of monster archetypes...you've got Tom Noonan in one of his best roles ever (the loveable heart-warming Frankenstein's Monster)...and best of all you've got a (light-brown-haired) Dracula calling a 4 year old girl a bitch and then hissing at her...what more could you want?

    I just found out that this film (the absolute MOST deserving B-Movie out there) has finally gotten a proper DVD release.  Now I will not be forced to deal with my crappy bootleg copy any longer.  If you will excuse me, I have a DVD to purchase, and so do you...

    THE END.

    PS:  Always remember kids, Wolfman's got nards...


 

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