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  • Honoring President Garfield [KING OF LASAGNA]

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    Smiley Face  (2007)


    America's twentieth president, James Garfield, plays a central role in my favorite stoner movie rant. The monologue comes courtesty of Courtesy of Jane F. in the movie Smiley Face.

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    JANE: That is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I'm get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I love lasagna. It's SO good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' That would be so fucking inside. Or how 'bout a photo of President Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I'd be like: Because I like lasagna, of course.


    And in case you were interested... here's some fun facts about our beloved President Garfield:

    • Garfield is the only person in US history to be a Representative, Senator-elect, and President-elect at the same time. To date, he is the only Representative to be directly elected President of the United States.
    • Garfield juggled Indian clubs to build his muscles.
    • The Spaghetti Western The Price of Power (1969) features Van Johnson as Garfield, and his assassination figures prominently in the film's plot; however, the setting of the assassination is relocated to Dallas, and the killing itself is clearly modeled after the Kennedy Assassination of 1963.


    Originally posted on:Cerebral Politics


  • Mash-Up: Requiem For A Day Off

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    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Requiem For A Dream have very little to do with each other.  Yet somehow, when combined, the results are strangely awesome.

     

     

     

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  • "Get Smart" the movie is kinda dumb

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    Get Smart  (2008)

    "Get Smart," which began its life on TV as a classic sitcom that cleverly satirized Cold War espionage, has been transformed for the big screen into just another standard action picture.

    Pity, too. Because Agent Maxwell Smart himself would have made a more entertaining movie, just by picking up a camera and bumbling his way through it.

    You certainly can't complain about the casting of Steve Carell in the lead role: What other actor has the buttoned-down looks and self-deprecating sense of humor to fill Don Adams' shoe phone?

    Carell's Smart is a good guy -- hardworking, earnest, desperate to prove he's ready to be promoted from behind the desk as an analyst to the challenges of working as a field agent. While it's true that doing a dead-on impression of Adams would have seemed campy and fallen flat, this characterization misses the point, too. The combination of self-seriousness and ineptitude is what made Maxwell Smart a comic icon. No one involved with this movie seems to get that.

    In this screen version, Smart and the glamorous, capable Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway, kicking far more butt than Barbara Feldon ever could have imagined) find themselves in a series of increasingly elaborate, explosive scenarios (hanging from a plane, being dragged behind a speeding SUV, dodging a train). It all plays out in big, loud, obvious fashion -- as if the filmmakers figured the audience wouldn't be interested in the sort of sly absurdity that gave the show its original charm.


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  • Talking with John Cusack

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    War, Inc.  (2008)

    In his latest movie, "War, Inc.," John Cusack uses humor to tackle a serious subject, creating a pointed satire of America's military actions abroad. Cusack produced, co-wrote and stars in "War, Inc."

    Cusack will be online Friday, June 20 at 2 p.m. ET to discuss the movie, his politics and his career.

    In addition to his work in Hollywood, Cusack has become a vocal critic of the Bush administration, recently appearing in this MoveOn.org video that criticizes both President Bush's and John McCain's policies.

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