I can't and I WON'T see this movie, because the thought of Angelina Jolie playing the role of some kind of Mary Magdelene Martyr on YET ANOTHER MORAL AND SPIRITUAL CRUSADE make me wish I could spit acid rain straight into her Dolce cabana. She is so utterly full of it with her mosquito nets and linen shirts and her ever-increasing bounty of crestfallen multinational children in their urban-casual attire. What's next, Angelina, are you gonna fly into outer space to adopt some starving martians? Yeah, well, I DON'T BUY IT I DON'T BUY IT I DON'T I DO NOT!!!! Your aim is the eat hearts of all men before their very begging eyes!!!! TAKE OFF THOSE BIG HUGE SUNGLASSES!!!
This review's key point: HOMEWRECKER! SOCIOPATH!!