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  • All sizzle, no sausage

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    Beowulf  (2007)

    Beowulf, the classic tale finally brought to animated life.  Like an untended cookie jar, Beowulf has a beautifully tempting outside but when you reach your hand in all you get is crumbs under your fingernails.

    Rowdy King Hrothgar’s (Anthony Hopkins) kingdom is visited by an unspeakable monster, Grendel.  Grendel (Crispin Glover) runs amuck, ripping people limb from limb for no reason more than drinking and merriment.  King Hrothgar offers any hero who can kill Grendel half his country’s wealth.  Intrigued by glory and wealth, self-important Beowulf and fourteen of his men come from across the sea to kill Grendel.  Beowulf doesn’t know that glory and wealth won’t be the only thing he gets.

    Each of the animated characters looks just like the actor who plays him.  At first I thought this would be annoying but after a while, I think it was the better choice.  Instead of Anthony Hopkins’ face popping into my mind while he’s talking, my focus is on the story, undistracted by the famous voice.  It also made the characters seem a little more realistic. 

    The animation in Beowulf is fantastically realistic when the characters aren’t moving.  There are several nude scenes that sent the audience into a tizzy.  Angela Jolie, who plays Grendel’s mother, is beautifully drawn nearly naked, spared from sheer buff exposure by golden flecks.   It isn’t until the characters want to do crazy things like run, walk or fight that you see the disjointed nature of the animation.  The animators spent too much time on how the animation looked but not enough on how it moved.

    All the animated booty doesn’t make up for the fact that the plot required that your train of thought not be longer than a 3 year olds.  There are more dangling plot lines than a pier in a stocked pond.  It requires you already know the Beowulf story, woefully ignores character complexities, shallow characters, is chalk-full of extraneous characters, and plot doors left so open, spiders have taken up  residence.  There is one character in particular, Unferth (John Malkovich), who is built up and given more complexities than any other character in the movie, and Unferth’s potential is dumped like a stinky diaper.  There is a pan full of sizzle, but you leave the theater hungry.

    I saw the IMAX in 3D version.  There is an exorbitant amount of camera work to show how cool the 3D can be.   It’s too bad for Beowulf that we all have stomachs to be upset by the dinghy in a hurricane camera work and I haven’t gotten my sea tummy yet.   Just because you can do 3D doesn’t mean you have to overdo it.  You aren’t directing Tammy Fae Baker’s makeup!

    Other than imagining sex with an animated character or a study in the potential realism of animation, there isn’t much to Beowulf.   Please, don’t see the 3D version, it’s not worth the extra dimension.


  • For men and women

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    No Country for Old Men introduces us to ruthless killer Anton Chigurh and his gruesome air gun.   A fascinating murder, phenomenal writing, and obvious attention to the visual details, No Country for Old Men is a truly adult horror drama.

    Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is hired to go after Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) when Moss stumbles across, and steals, two million dollars in drug money.  Sherriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) follows Chigurh across Texas, trying to stop the killing.  Chigurh’s demented nobility makes him ruthless in his pursuit.  Moss’s greed makes him desperate to hang on to the money.  Sherriff Bell always seems to be one step behind.

    The story is simple, but the execution is bold, in your face, and captivating.  The characters are simple and uncomplicated but not feeble.  They remind me of modern design; the beauty is in the simplicity.  You don’t have to spend much time wondering what a character is going to do, you’ve pretty much figured it out in the first ten minutes but unlike most movies, who have overly easy to understand characters, No Country for Old Men’s cinematic execution and dialogue make the movie impossible to pull your eyes from.

    The dialogue was, by far, my favorite part of the movie.  Lines like, “That’s very linear of you.” or “What are we going to put in the APB?  A man who has recently drunk milk?” and “I’ve seen near everything, I work at Wal-Mart.” are the core of the movie.  None of the lines are written as jokes and yet in their context are funny because they are perfectly reflective of the helplessness, ignorance or strangeness of the character, or their situation.   No Country for Old Men’s dialogue helps frame the simplicity of the characters but gives the movie its distinctive edge.

    No Country for Old Men has what seems an endless number of visual splendors and oozed slummy Texan from its celluloid.  The filming style is dank and a little gritty, and there is special attention to framing.  The true brilliance of the visuals was the numerous times cinematographer Roger Deakins and directors Joel and Ethan Coen use depth of field in the shooting.  Characters are often in the fore and background instead of face to face, making the space feel larger or more sinister.  They also captured the ick of Texas.

    I actually lived in the slums of Texas for a time when I was a child and I was constantly amazed at how the set dressers and set creators made such perfect representations of the depraved decorating, and hideous attempts at prettifying one’s personal property.  I swear No Country for Old Men took me to every Texan slum and trailer my mother took me to.

    Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem) is one of the most original murderers on film in a decade.  He isn’t ridiculously smart or monumentally wild.  His distorted nobility and honed ruthlessness is what makes him a menace.  He kills in a unique way, a feat unto itself.  He is best described as creepifyin’.

    No Country for Old Men didn’t hold back on the pints of blood in the murder scenes, so don’t take grandma to see it but if you want a great date movie or if you love horror that is based in reality, see No Country for Old Men.


 

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