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  • Almost Brilliant

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    You Kill Me  (2007)

    You Kill Me is a nearly brilliant comedy.   Surprising honesty and acceptance is the catalyst for humor in this off kilter comedy about an alcoholic hit man banished to San Francisco. 

    Hit man Frank Falenczyk (Ben Kingsley) is ordered out of the state, Buffalo, NY to be exact, by his mob boss employer, Roman Krzeminski (Philip Baker Hall) when his drinking makes him screw up an important hit.  Sent to San Francisco to attend AA, keep a job in a funeral home and only allowed to return when he has made sufficient steps in recovery.  Tom (Luke Wilson), the good natured toll taker becomes his sponsor, guiding him through alcoholics anonymous, sober life, and dating.  Uptight professional Laurel Pearson (Tea Leoni) finds something enchanting about him.  Just to make sure he is on track with his recovery Roman sends a crazy and quirky accountant, Dave (Bill Pullman) to keep an eye on him.   While Frank is away, his criminal family starts to go downhill.

    Sure, the drinking is funny, but the sobriety is even funnier.   The alcoholics anonymous scenes are the best.  Frank is so honest; you don’t know what to think.  If you have ever been to an AA meeting, some of the stories are riveting, most drone on much longer than a human attention span, with the occasional straight up snore fest.  Frank says stuff so stunning everyone is awake, with their mouths open, unable to speak.  The entire group sits in stunned wonder, not even able to squeak out a single word!

    I will say it is disappointing to see another movie “in San Francisco.”  The toll booth scenes are so obviously not shot looking at the Golden Gate Bridge.  They didn’t spend enough money to make one of the most recognizable land marks in the world look believable.   The director makes almost a fetishist point of street signs.  Sure, the geography is all wrong, and it wouldn’t bother me so much if he didn’t practically draw red circles around the street signs.  I get it, San Francisco is an expensive place to shoot a movie, but at least film the bridge and read a map!  If you aren’t familiar with San Francisco, this probably won’t even bother you. 

    Ben Kingsley is a perfect ice cold hit man with personal problems.  He is stone faced through most of the movie.  It is Kingsley’s voice that gives the character’s emotions distinction.  He kind of wrings his hands with the treble of this voice and the patterns of his speech.  His interactions with the funeral home owner, Brenda (Lorraine James) are classic. 

    Luke Wilson, who plays Frank’s sponsor, is the biggest surprise in the movie.  He lets go of previous roles and steps into a more subtle character.  Wilson not only does funny but he does subdued too! 

    I was fond of Bill Pullman in this movie.  He kind of plays both the devil and the angel on Frank’s shoulder.  I don’t think even Dave knows if he is good or bad.

    If the film maker and writers of a movie were to draw a line in the sand dictating the border between humorous harmony and monstrous madness, Tea Leoni would jump back and forth between them.  So often in You Kill Me Leoni makes you laugh.  Just as often, though, she makes you want to ring her neck.  The most frustrating thing about it is that it is almost fantastic when she botches a scene.  It is like the man who dies just before the finish line at a marathon.

    Dennis Farina, who plays rival mob boss Edward O’Leary, is dead to me.

    You Kill Me is the most original premise for a movie I have seen in years.  It answers a lot of the questions I personally toil with when it comes to hit men.  Oh yeah, it is pretty damn funny!


  • A wonderful chick flick

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    Evening  (2007)

    Evening is the beautiful story of the flawed love of a mother.  The movie split in time, is magically shot, amazingly acted and has a touching script. 

    Vanessa Redgrave plays Anne Grant Lord, a woman sun-setting out of life.  Lying in her bed, her mind remembering and misfiring, she recalls her first mistake.  Claire Danes plays the young Anne, giving a youthful vitality to dying bed ridden woman.  Daughters Nina (Toni Collette) and Constance (Natasha Richardson) try to decipher the real story from the disheartening dementia.  Her first mistake revolves around Harris Arden (Patrick Wilson); the man her best friend Lila (Mamie Gummer) deeply loved.  The daughters must come to terms with their mother’s past, and their futures.

    The cast is glowing in Evening.   The collective acting energy of this movie could have powered the equipment for the production of this entire film.  

    I am so glad to see Claire Danes working again, especially in this role.  She is so young, and alive, fully living the joys, mistakes and heartbreak of young Anne’s first mistake.  This is a true feat when you realize she is playing a woman, dying in bed.  When her life overwhelms her, you can feel her desire to crack and her hopeless hope that she won’t.  Some of her facial expressions grinded on me a little, but over all her performance was so radiant, I was left with that only as a side note. 

    Toni Collette continues to prove that you can be a powerful actress without being a super model.  She plays the black sheep of the family; a little lost.  Nina finds a great deal of strength in her mother’s mistake.  Collette delicately avoids creating a cruel character who revels in the mistakes of her mother, instead choosing the wiser path of learning from her mother’s mistakes.  There is a great deal of infighting between Nina and her sister Constance.  Their fights remind me of ones I have with my sister all the time. 

    Mamie Gummer, who plays Anne’s youthful best friend, is wonderful.  Her character is stuck between her heart and her status in society.  Even when she is crying and her heart is breaking, she is incredibly regal and charming.  I can’t wait to see her act in something else in the future.

    Vanessa Redgrave’s performance is very hard for me to describe.  Her talent at making her mental status ambiguous without being wacko or even especially tragic is why it is so powerful.  The audience does not know if she is making up the story because she is slipping away or if these events truly happened.  Physically and emotionally speaking, Redgrave is acting in a box.  Not much physical space and limited emotional range might have been a stunner to a lesser actress but she makes the limitations work for her.  I was constantly amazed.

    The movie is definitely woman-focused but the men in the movie are not just accessories.  Patrick Wilson is mesmerizing as Harris.  It is no wonder that everyone in the movie is in love with him, I sure was.  Buddy Wittenborn is Lila’s brother, spiraling out of control.  Hugh Dancy spirals Buddy out of control without sending his acting down the drain. 

    Glen Close has my favorite scene in the movie.  It reminded me of the famous scene from Monster’s Ball.  It is terrible and jaw dropping grief.  I was utterly stunned.

    The one acting disappointment was Natasha Richardson.  While her fight scenes were memorable, most of her acting reeks of melodrama.  It would have suited her to take an acting bath before we had to breathe her stink.  It’s a good thing she wasn’t in charge of the visuals. 

    The visuals of the movie are sparkling.  Cinematographer Gyula Pados couldn’t make a film richer in color, light so perfectly matched to mood and emotion.  The visual concepts of the flash back sequences are powerful and resonating.  There were many scenes that could have been stopped, printed, mounted and sold as art.

    I admit it, I cried.  Evening is a powerful movie.   Evening is defiantly a chick flick but a really great chick flick.  If you want to impress a woman with a movie choice, pick Evening.


  • Yeah, kinda!

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    Surf's Up  (2007)

    Surf’s Up is a documentary styled, animated, children’s story about penguins in the jungle who surf.  A little difficult to put my finger on why, but this animated tryst kind of works. 

    Unusually small penguin Cody Maverick (Shia LaBeouf) surfs the wake of a giant whale to the Big Z surfing competition with the dream of being a world class surfer.  On the whale he meets Chicken Joe (Jon Heder) and they become fast friends.  Chicken Joe and Cody Maverick get separated and each of them have their own small adventure.  There is a small group of young penguins that comment on different aspects of the plot.  The movie is animated documentary style and it gives it distinction from other animated movies.

    I admit it, I was a sucker for the little penguins.  They are pretty freaking cute.  Their contribution was just to be gosh darned adorable and they were!  I don’t care if it was a cheap attempt at “aaah” but I don’t care, they got me!

    This isn’t my favorite of Shia LaBeouf’s roles but I think he was the right guy for this penguin.  His voice young, not childish, still not so recognizable that he is distracting and he is usually spot on as Maverick.  His stupidity is pretty funny and his naivety is charming. 

    Chicken Joe cracked me up, my giggles splattered all over the movie.   On his own adventure, he is too stupid to realize he is in danger and says the dumbest things.  Again, the jokes are simple and cheap but they work for the movie.  John Heder is a great idiot…go figure.

    Zooey Deschanel who plays Lani Aliikai has a voice that can only be called sweet.  Her performance was solid but her character was generally flat.  She is a cliché cartoon character; the sweet love interest who makes the weak male see his own value.  Why are these characters always so soft and squishy?  Why don’t they ever verbally slap their lilly livered boy toys into seeing their worth or better yet, leaving them until they find their worth.  Why is it the female character’s job to be on the side lines coddling someone who should know better?  None of this is Deschanel’s fault, she didn’t write the story.  To her credit her voice and performance perfectly epitomizes the role.

    I was constantly impressed by the distinctive “camera” work in Surf’s Up.  Of all the things that could make an animated movie special, this is by far the most unexpected.  The documentary style is very unusual and distinctive but really fun. 

    The way the film is lit also adds to the live action, unscripted feeling of the movie.   While the animation is by no means revolutionary, it has quality execution and attention to detail.  I loved the scenes when the surfers are in the tube admiring the water.  The water is so beautiful and realistic looking, I wanted to touch it.   The style kept me pleasantly off guard from beginning to end. 

    In the theater there were several children, all under five years old.  Only one of the children lost attention.  (In all fairness, their parents couldn’t be bothered to watch the movie because their conversation was so interesting; no wonder their kid couldn’t pay attention.)  The plot is very simple, easy to follow with a small collection of distinctive strait forward characters. 

    Surf’s Up had enough adult jokes to make the movie work for parents.  Sometimes the jokes get very close to outright “xxx” adult, they do stay in the cloaked almost-innocent jokes.  There is a scene in the movie where Tank, the evil penguin (kind of a non-sequiter, huh) makes out with is trophies and then promises to “polish” them later.  The writers are careful to walk up to the line, occasionally threaten to stick their toe over but stay in bounds.

    Surf’s Up is not a must see for people without children but if your kid wants to see it, go.  You won’t be bored and neither will they. 


  • No.

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    Day Watch  (2006)

    Day Watch or Dnevnoy dorz is the second in an “epic” trilogy.  Day Watch left me spending most of my day looking at my watch. 

    I sat through this movie, having not seen Night Watch, completely lost.  I honestly had little idea what was going on.  Here was the best I could get from the movie.  Some guy, Anton (Konstantin Khabensky), has a trainee and a flashlight.  They run around avoiding mosquitoes and try not to slip into another dimension or level of some kind.  He realizes his son is actually a super dark force, his trainee Svetlana (Mariya Poroshina) a super light force and if they ever were to meet, it may be the end of the world.  He tries to obtain the Chalk of Destiny (Why chalk, I do not know) so he can go back in time and make everything right.  The leader of the darkies frames him for murder of another vampire or dark person.  There is something about a trial, a yo-yo and a very big Ferris Wheel. 

    There is a recap at the beginning of the movie that is only to remind those people who have already seen the previous movie, not to inform those of us who haven’t.  It whizzes past things in rocket speed with nary an explanation to enlighten us newbies.   I was paying unnaturally close attention because I hadn’t seen the first movie and I was painfully lost from the word go.

    Day Watch felt like a two and a quarter hour, cheap knock off of a La Femme Nikita episode, in Russian.  Both have secret agencies whose motives are never clear, background stories that occasionally ooze out, and actors who can’t do anything other than Ben Stein impressions.  La Femme Nikita doesn’t last two and a quarter hours. 

    Mariya Poroshina who plays trainee Svetlana looks just like a younger Kim Cattrall.  She is beautiful and never gets dirty.  Beautiful is the best I could say about her.  She is essentially the pretty object in the movie.  She killed, and skinned Cookie Monster and wore him through most of the movie.  We are supposed to believe she is madly in love with Anton but her emotions run as deep as the dry creek in my back pasture.  She couldn’t well up with emotion if her father was set on fire in front of her.  Passionless expression is practically epidemic in Day Watch.

    Konstantin Khabensky’s performance is equally uninspired.  When he sees his son or confesses his love for a woman, there are no sparks.  His vacant eyes make him look like he has had his soul sucked out by one of the dark side people in the movie.  By the end of the movie I wanted the vampires to eat him.

    This movie is beautiful looking, though.  Director Timur Bekmambetov knew what he was doing when he hired Sergei Trofimov as the cinematographer.  The gritty and dank look gives the audience a nearly hopeless feeling.  The use of lighting in the movie is outstanding to accentuate the point the script is trying to make at the time.  It isn’t until the end that the visuals of the movie were enough to overcome the weaknesses of the plot and give the film a redeemed quality.    It finally becomes a visual splendor, not just an enjoyable watch.  You should shut off the sound and just watch the story unfold, for about ten minutes.   For those ten minutes, it is a wonderful movie.

    For a movie that is supposed to tell the story of an epic battle between light and dark, good and evil, it has no feeling of grandeur.   An epic battle doesn’t usually use intra-species law to start a war.  Evil things are evil, so they would just start a war to be evil.  The administrative bull in the plot makes it as scary as DMV administration. 

    Day Watch…no thank you.


  • Abigail Breslin staring in American Girl Movie

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    <span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTxt"> Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine) will be starring in Kit Kittredge: An American Girl Mystery.&nbsp; The <a itxtdid="3490635" target="_blank" href="http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1311931.php/Abigail_Breslin_to_do_American_Girl_Mystery#" style="border-bottom: 0.075em solid darkgreen; font-weight: normal; font-size: 100%; text-decoration: underline; color: darkgreen; background-color: transparent; padding-bottom: 1px;" classname="iAs" class="iAs">Academy Award nominated actress</a> has already begun filming the first American Girl book series film adaptation.&nbsp; Breslin will be playing Kit Kittredge, a ten year old girl during The Great Depression in Cincinnati. <br><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1311931.php/Abigail_Breslin_to_do_American_Girl_Mystery" target="_self">Read my article on MonstersandCritics.com</a><br> </div>

  • Abigail Breslin staring in American Girl Movie

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    <span name="intelliTxt" id="intelliTxt"> Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine) will be starring in Kit Kittredge: An American Girl Mystery.&nbsp; The <a itxtdid="3490635" target="_blank" href="http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1311931.php/Abigail_Breslin_to_do_American_Girl_Mystery#" style="border-bottom: 0.075em solid darkgreen; font-weight: normal; font-size: 100%; text-decoration: underline; color: darkgreen; background-color: transparent; padding-bottom: 1px;" classname="iAs" class="iAs">Academy Award nominated actress</a> has already begun filming the first American Girl book series film adaptation.&nbsp; Breslin will be playing Kit Kittredge, a ten year old girl during The Great Depression in Cincinnati. <br><br></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1311931.php/Abigail_Breslin_to_do_American_Girl_Mystery" target="_self">Read my article on MonstersandCritics.com</a><br> </div>

 

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