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    Enemy of the State- Enjoyable. Likable performances from Smith and Hackman. Love the references sprinkled throughout to The Conversation. Interesting side notes (to me anyway) 1- written by David Marconi commercial radio invented by Guglielmo Marconi... coincidence? 2- Evil Reynolds born on September 11th wants to power through a bill that grants the NSA unlimited power to conduct surveillance on the populace.

    Vantage Point- yawn. I did laugh out loud however when after the 15 minute car chase through city streets Super agent Quaid radios in that he needs the president picked up 700 yards from the square where the chase started. Were they really going around in circles the whole time?

    Drillbit Taylor- I wonder which character Seth Rogen modeled on himself growing up?

    Broken English- Depressing and wonderful although at times a little to "indie". I marvel at how Parker Posey can always be so watchable even in stuff like Josie and the Pussycats.

     

     


  • Movies? We don't need no stinkin' movies.

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    Les Formidables- An excellent Korean police action film. It stars Joong-hoon Park from the unforgettable and has to be seen to be believed Nowhere to Hide.

    The Lavender Hill Mob- delightful and funny. The photography is also beautiful at times. Some of the shots reminded me of Listen to Britain. 

    Police Story- Jackie Chan is truly remarkable. Again.

    The Walker- An interesting film by Paul Schrader. Slow and steady the mystery unfolding gently as befitting the southern dandy  at the centre of the mystery. A good turn by Mr. Harrelson.

    Kung Fu Panda- Fun and enchanting. The animation is vivd and sucks the viewer in to this world. My one complaint would be Dustin Hoffman as Shifu. His voice lacked a certain something for the role. on the other hand James Hong was "Indeeed" a treat to hear as Po's father.

    The Beast with a Billion Backs- This full length Futurama movie could have been better, while it was well served by the writing it was missing a little bit of zip, or so I thought.

    Speed Racer- I saw this at the dollar theatre and was completely blown away. It really was a live action cartoon. I loved it. Visually inventive and kinetic capturing the spirit of the cartoon with out disparaging the simplicity and good hearted nature of the original.

     


  • Busy busy busy...

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    Come Drink With Me- awesome and well worth the wait to see it. Thank you Dragon Dynasty.

    Heroes of the East- Amazing Chinese vs. Japanese martial arts movie.

    Definitely, maybe- A pretty good romantic comedy. Clever storytelling device, likable cast, all in all an enjoyable time. 

    The Spiderwick Chronicles- a really scary kids movie. If i had seen this when I was ten I might have wet'em. I know this is based on a series of books are there anymore coming?


  • Solstice Shakedown

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    Eastern Condors- Sammo is Awesome. Ditto for Yuen Biao.

    The Fighting Fists of Shanghai Joe- Spaghetti version of Kung Fu.

    Vexille- Ghost in the Machine did it better. Although the metal version of the Arrakis sandworm is kind of cool.

    Marked for Death- one of 3 watchable (leaning to good) Seagal movies.

    All About Eve- a much better version of SWF.


  • Weird....

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    Ghost Delivery- A Thai comedy that mixes Hellraiser, Ghost, The Sixth Sense, The Net and Ghostbuster (except instead of catching ghosts they deliver them-like pizza). Funny and strange for fans of Asian comedies only.

    Manhattan- First time I had seen the whole thing and not just bits and pieces. Funny and unsettling (the 17 year old girlfriend is a little off putting seeing as how... well you know). Hemingway aside loved this movie. Funny and beautifully shot.


  • 2 Things...

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    1st- Commando- the eighties does it again. Black and white morals, indestructible supermen laying waste to vast armies of foes, and all in a brief little running time. Wonderful. This could use a sequel with Milano playing her character again all grown up and ready to whip ass in her father's legacy. 

    2nd- I see some people are taking the time to view this blog. I would like to hear/read your comments (positive or negative). Thanks for dropping by.

    Kasper


  • I have a problem....

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    The Grand- meh.

    Fool's Gold- bah!

    The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (MST3K styles)- YAH!!


  • Blog Smash!

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    Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show- Some funny moments, but they are all on the stage.

    Running Scared- This could be be my favorite Billy Crystal movie.

    The Great Escape- good everytime.

    China 9, Liberty 37- love Monte Hellman and Warren Oates. Two Lane Blacktop, Cockfoghter, this- all good.

    The Incredible Hulk- This is a saw-off with the Ang Lee Hulk. Both movies have things they do well and things that miss the mark. Maybe the third one will be just right?

    Chichi Ariki- Ozu movies are always an enlightening experience. His films are so different from everything else I watch. I love the change.


  • What happened to my $12.50???

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    Road House- classic 80's garbage. The morals are off the charts here.

    Inside Man- Love me some Lee. This film moves and breathes because of the camera work here and I dug all the little references to other films sprinkled throughout. 

    Topkapi- A pretty good little heist film by Jules Dassin. Recaptures some of the tension of Rififi and includes some fantastic wrestling scenes (Night and the City anyone?) at a Turkish fair. An excellent Sunday afternoon watch, Thanks again TCM.

    Now the reason I've called you all here today....

    The Happening-  For a quick capsule review see the title of this blog entry. My wife and I were looking forward to this movie as we are both M. Night fans (Yes we even liked Lady in the Water) We are aware there exists a limited return on the twist ending, but thought the visuals and semi surreal qualities of his stories were always compelling. This however was a big disappointment. We felt the film was lacking the tension and suspense of his other works. (Could be a SPOILER) The message of the film is way to heavy handed especially since everyone and their other has seen An Inconvenient  Truth. The film felt as flat as the books on the shelves of the model home.


  • Back so soon...

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    The Negotiator- Picked this up out of curiosity and was placated for the running time. A okay balance of action and drama. The movie had a good if underused supporting cast and I did not hate Spacey in it (thats been a rare occurrence lately). F. Gary Gray is very hit and miss but somehow this lands smack in the middle.


  • A Month Plus PT.2-Return of the Lame Blog Title

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    To pick up where I left off....

    Heaven And Hell- A hybrid Kung Fu musical, legend and morality tale. Stars the gentlemen from the 5 Deadly Venoms

    Sugar Hill- A Blaxploitation Zombie movie. Awesome. Thank you TCM!

    Cloverfield- this was okay...I think?... the farther I get from watching it the less I seem to remember... or care.

    The Orphanage-  moody, atmospheric and somehow sweet. Horror movies the way they should be in my opinion more creep less gore. It made my skin crawl at times although some of it felt familiar.

    Son of Rambow- a sweet film about the childhood and the adolescent fantasies of young boys. Made me nostalgic for my own wasted youth playing "guns" in the river valley where I grew up. The film was bittersweet and the two young male leads were believable as well as enthusiastic. They seemed to really love making their movie as well as enjoy each others companionship. 

    Silent Running- Dern and Drones. I liked it but would have preferred a more nihilistic outlook and ending.

    The Omega Man- Heston vs. The Family- goofy sci-fi fun with the most blatant Christ figure analogy ever thrown in for good measure.

    National Treasure 2- the book of garbage.

    Baby Mama- Fey and Poehler are smart and funny people, it makes me wish they had written this movie.

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall- B- Funny but not that memorable. Vampire Opera-A+

    Grand Theft Auto- Enjoyable movie with a "Hey that's the guy/girl from ..." cast. I prefer this movie to anything Howard has done recently that for sure.

    The Karate Kid- My wife finally understands what "wax on, wax off" means. Love it every time.

    The Andromeda Strain- Could have been one of the most boring films ever. Yet I found myself riveted to the screen. Good 70's sci-fi.

    Diary of the Dead- certainly not the best of the bunch, but i still enjoy Romero anytime.

    Over Her Dead Body- Someone needs to speak to Paul Rudd. This is no way to build a career. Make me understand why you choose films like this Mr. Rudd. It is getting harder and harder to sell my friends on just how funny you are when they have to sit through garbage like this.

    Cronos- Twisted and fun. Love it everytime I see it.

    Le Samourai- Cool and elegant French gangster film. Jazz music, Citroens, and a nearly mute protagonist. What's not to dig about this film.

    A Clockwork Orange- Sat in on a film studies lab with a friend of mine. This is not a breakfast movie.

    Logan's Run- much to long, and the "blaster" effects are horrendous. This is a movie I would watch a remake of.

    Bloodrayne- why does anyone give this clown money to make movies. Apparently Boll spent all the money on a helicopter to show us the 75 different ways somebody can ride a horse across a field. the money thing must be some kind of real life Producers scheme. Its the only way his career makes sense.

    Rashomon- Beautiful and restrained (even in the scenes with the medium). Truly a classic. 

    Near Dark- Kathryn Bigelow is on of my all time favorite directors. The way she subtly subverts genre conventions is a wonder to behold. Also Point Break is awesome.

    Pee Wee's Big Adventure- Gold everytime. I still miss Phil Hartman. Probably my favorite Burton film.

    Untraceable- uninspired, unimaginative, unbelievable,  unmemorable, unentertaining-is that a word? Because it fits this movie well. This cyber thriller had all the tension of Firewall and I do not mean that as a compliment.

    At Land- an esoteric avant garde film by Maya Deren. Strangely beautiful and compelling. A silent black and white Jewel from the forties. Find it and watch it.

    Street Kings- I can't imagine why this wasn't a bigger hit. (read this with a very sarcastic voice and you'll get what I'm saying.)

    Jumper- see above. (although it was not as terrible a mess as it could have been)

    Ghost Dog- The opening sequence of this film is one of the best at developing character I have every seen. Bravo.

    The Ipcress File- This is a great spy movie starring Michael Caine. Unfortunately I now have to try and find the other Harry Palmer films.

    Signs- Love it and am looking forward to The Happening this Friday. Although I wish he would direct something someone else wrote. It worked for Tarantino with Jackie Brown.

    Inside Man- Clever and tight film making. The fantasy shootout sequences are awesome. Lee's camera work in the movie is compelling and reminded me a little of another great New York movie- After Hours.

    I am now caught up on this list. But now I'm going to watch another movie. Blog you soon.

     

     

     

     


  • A month plus... Pt.1

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    In the last month I finished a degree, refinished the hardwood floors, and watched some movies.

    In no particular order:

    Semi-Pro- this was entertaining and a million times funnier than Blades of Glory. This reminded me of why I loved Anchorman complete immersion in the character and a deluded sense of his own majesty and importance. The scene at the league meeting is gold.

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- A little disappointing, to much CGI and the ride in the fridge was a little much. I felt the films action scenes were a little to familiar.

    The 36th Chamber of Shaolin- A classic. My wife has decided to begin to educate herself in the martial arts film genre. A great place to start her training with the ultimate training film.

    The Golden Compass- Entertaining, I hope the sequels spend a little less time on exposition.

    PTU- Love the To. He makes highly watch-able genre pieces that blend in story elements from some classic films. PTU seems like a cross between Heat and Stray Dog. Simon Yan is really compelling in the movie as the hard nosed officer that understands the streets.

    Death at a Funeral- funny at times, sometimes a little overwrought and tired. Enjoyable Sunday brunch movie.

    Ronin- A pretty dependable action movie. Reno is likable, the car chases are great, and it was De Niro's last good film before The Good Shepherd.

    Flash Point- A okay story but the martial arts are fantastic. Donnie Yen has a lightning fast and furious style that needs to be seen to be believed. 

    The Strangers- Actually a fairly enjoyable throw back film scary but not grotesque and fascinated by dismemberment. Its all about tension and scares. Definitely a guilty pleasure, I was glad we didn't need to get into the psychology of the killers-you know bad childhood blah blah blah. 

    Search and Destroy- barely passable Vietnam comes back to haunt some vets in Niagara falls film.

    The Glove- great exploitation film. Saxon is king of the voice over here. One of the best theme songs in the history of exploitation films.

    Batman Begins- okay but can't wait until the Dark Knight.

    Juno- still funny third time around.

    The Hottie and the Nottie- payment for my sins I watch movies like these so the customers at the store don't have to. They just need to ask "Is this funny?" and I can honestly say it is total s**t.

    The Wind that Shakes the Barley- great movie, subtle and restrained while at the same time presenting a large historical event. Very brief almost to short however it does away with any extraneous information. 

    The other 25 movies will be in PT. II


  • I'm just a movie boy...

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    Thief....CAAAAAAN! Mann is fantastic at these total macho movies. Love it.

    Calvaire-WTF???The ultimate in european hillbilly films. Just when you thought it was weird the film takes another turn for the worst. A combination the Hills Have Eyes, 2000 maniacs, Deliverance, Misery and I don't know what.

    PS. I know what now..... Equus.

    Legend of the Black Scorpion- Pretty but dull.

    Boogie Nights-I'm a bright shining star.


  • Back So Soon?

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    Alien vs. Hunter- WTF? How could anyone involved think this was a good idea? Please, stop with the rip-offs of terrible films why can't anyone steal a great idea? (see Alien Invasion: Arizona and Alien 3000)

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium- If I ever have kids they won't be seeing this. 

    Band of Outsiders-fun and clever, really enjoyable.

    Paris When it Sizzles- William Holden is terrific-rapidly becoming a huge fan of his work. But what to watch next? A clever film that really has a lot of in jokes and film references. I probably missed a ton of them so I will have to watch this again. Love the Tony Curtis performance.

    Just a quick note- Thanks TCM! 


  • Since we last spoke.....

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    Alien vs. Predator: Requiem- So dark you can't see what's happening...proabably a good thing. What's the big deal if it is a Predalien... the Predator uses weapons for hunting the only difference it seemed to make was to give the Alien dreads and a different mouth. Quick question....Why when the Alien lays its eggs in humans the little chest poppers never look like half people? Why does it change now? Who cares? Also let's edit everything so fast you actually can't see the fights--- Great Idea! That's sure to wow the audience. I'm glad I work in a video store so I never get stung paying for stuff like this. 

    Sweeny Todd- BOOORING! What the hell is all the fuss about. Sure the sets and design are kind of cool but is that enough? 

    The Getaway- McQueen/MacGraw not Baldwin/Basinger. Awesome.

    Rollerball- Caan not Cool J.

    Scanners- Had not seen this since I was 12- Louis Del Grande rocks! Watch for him in reruns of Seeing Things.

    Touching the Void- Been there Taught that.

    Next-that's what I said!

    I am finished.

     


 

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