Chaos- Snipes, Statham and Phillippe! How can it go wrong? Well, in almost every way since you asked. Starting with the end and working backwards we can begin to dissect the problem. The end is a blatant rip off of The Thomas Crown Affair (The good one with McQueen) smashed-up with The Silence of the Lambs. The twists are obvious and as previously alluded to-derivative-Inside Man anyone?. No wonder it went straight to video.
Yo-Yo Girl Cop- pass.
Closure- Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer in a bad British revenge thriller- stick with Straw Dogs or Dead Man's Shoes .
The Mechanic-Charles Bronson as a cold methodical assassin who mentors a new young killer (Jan-Michael Vincent). Sweet 70's action-y filck which according to the trailer on the DVD was also known as The Killer of Killers
Pt. 2 tonight after work.