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  • Batman Fans Threaten Detractors

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    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    Two weeks ago, David Edelstein attracted ridiculously outsized ire from the fanboy community for daring to do his job––ie, give his considered opinion on the cinematic value of The Dark Knight. Still, even the most vocal critics of Edelstein’s criticism didn’t really do anything more hostile than declare his review to be “bullshit.”

    But other critics who reviewed the latest Batman film less than positively aren’t getting off so easily.

    Today Filmbrain takes a look at the increasingly hostile, threatening comments that have stacked up on the negative Knight reviews published by two of his friends (and mine), Jurgen Fauth and Keith Uhlich:

    Neither of their reviews was intended to provoke, nor were they playing the contrarian — they simply didn’t like the film. As of this writing there are 938 comments in response to these reviews. (Both at their sites as well as their links on Rotten Tomatoes.) Some go no deeper than Fag!; some are actually amusing - Keep your head in Little Women and Suffrage texts you pansy, but others are downright ugly.

    He then excerpts from a comment on Keith’s review, which begins, “You know, some people have been so enraged by your little opinion piece that they want you to kill yourself. Please DON’T!!! You know why, because I am going to have so much fun killing you myself!” It gets worse from there.

    Ultimately, Filmbrain concludes that such reactions stem from the fact that “The Dark Knight has become a religion, an opiate, and an ethos. It’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra for the post-literate set.”

    If it’s a “religion,” then it’s a faith based on psychotic delusion. This is really amazing to me, this idea that the audience can become so obsessed with a film that they’ll actually rise up en masse to physically threaten anyone who dares speak negatively about it. I guess it’s the best, cheapest marketing Warners could hope for––detractors are silenced, and they don’t even have to lift a finger. Which is, you know…pretty gross.


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

  • Telluride: The Widget

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    Joe Leydon points to the above promo widget for the Telluride Film Festival. If you’re going to Telluride, you’ll eventually be able to use the widget to customize your schedule. If you’re not going to Telluride––and, considering the geographic and financial inaccessibility of the Festival, which is incidentally one of my favorites, I assume that’s most of you––the widget is nonetheless surprisingly packed with interesting content.

    There are videos from last year’s festival, including documentation of the tribute to Daniel Day-Lewis; there’s also a short on the festival’s 35 year history, featuring founding director Tom Luddy. You should be able to get your own widget by clicking the “customize and embed” code above. You’ll have to give your email address––be careful not to sign yourself up for Dell bacn.


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

  • Casablanca’s Contemporary Marketing Campaign

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    At Movie Marketing Madness, Chris Thilk points to a sample marketing presentation made by the ad agency Basement, based on this hypothesis: If all prints of Casablanca had been lost immediately after its initial premiere and had recently been found, how would you market the film today as a wide-release feature?

    Chris says the pitch looks “very real,” and he would know better than me, but I have to admit: some of the slides made me laugh out loud. Like the one where Casablanca is pitched as the perfect gap bridger between Sex and the City and an “Iraq War film” (”Casablanca is a romantic option for women; while still having entertainment for men — a shared experience for Valentines day”). And also the “Valentine’s Day Romance Generator” feature on the hypothetical Casablanca website, which allegedly “takes a woman’s idea, and transforms it into a man’s idea.” And also the “contingency plan” of having a Warner Brothers-signed top R&B performer do a cover of “As Time Goes By.”

    So…is this supposed to be funny, or practical? Both?


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

  • In Search of a Midnight Kiss

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    The best thing about Alex Holdridge’s In Search of a Midnight Kiss (trailer above) is its conceptual audacity: not only is it a film about walking in L.A., but it devotes much of its screen time to romanticizing corners and aspects of the city well-known to natives but rarely seen on film (and never as the backdrop for meet-cute one-night-stand cinema). As long as it sticks to being a visually stunning love letter to the much-maligned city, an inverse of the L.A. segment of Annie Hall, a filmic rehab from City of Quartz to a city of romantic fantasy––I can totally get on board with it. It’s when the actors open their mouths that I start to have a problem.

    Oh, there are other things to recommend this Before Sunrise update for the age of techno-cynicism. Its dreamy black-and-white cinematography is absolutely gorgeous, and its resolution (or lack thereof) is refreshingly messy and kind of a downer. It doesn’t require its mostly unlikeable protagonists––a self-pitying screenwriter (Scoot McNairy) (and a blousy blonde basketcase (Sara Simmonds) whose mutual New Years Eve loneliness leads to a Craig’s List-enabled meetup, and whose mutual armors of affectation threaten to preclude a hookup––to become significantly Better People for the purpose of narrative convenience.

    And then there are the demerits. The dialog tends to veer wildly between insipidly cute and unconvincingly “shocking,” and even giving allowances for the fact that the film made its festival debut at Tribeca 16 months ago, references to MySpace and Friendster seem outdated for its slice-of-hipster-life ambitions. And in order to buy the narrative leap that these two would actually spend a full day and night together after their inauspicious meeting, we have to assume that the male hero is not the person the film seems to say he is in its first thirty minutes––that, or he’s got a schizophrenia-inducing addiction to blonde damaged goods. Unfortunately, Nico complexes are best left to Philippe Garrell.

    Perhaps because of my misgivings, I was a little surprised to see that Kiss is currently rocking a 94% percent Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. In fact, a number of name critics have raved, including Andrew Sarris and Anthony Lane––both of whom would rarely even review a film this small unless it carried heftier thematic weight. That The New Yorker gave a Lane a full column for Kiss‘ consideration, a luxury usually only afforded to blockbusters and serious Oscar bait, is unheard of; of course, Lane uses the room to magically transform the film’s treatment of masturbation into a joke about “Onan the Barbarian.” Sarris also chose to focus on the scene where rudimentary Photoshop skills are put to the service of manual release; for the elder critic, the scene is itself a selling point, a correction to the fact that “movies have seldom approached this practice except in the fringe exploitation genres.” (I’ve already assigned Chris with the task of attempting to prove Sarris wrong on this count; he’ll present his findings by the end of the week.)

    But actually, I think the more revealing excerpt from Sarris’ review is his parting shot: “[As] a critic, I have never presumed to be intellectually superior to ‘mere’ love stories in the cinema,” he writes. I think this ties into something we’re seeing this a lot lately: as the average, female-fronted Hollywood romantic comedy has become cookie-cutter to the point of toxicity, film critics seem to take great pleasure in championing relationship films with lower budgets and lower stakes, which allow for a riskier, more acidic, and often male-oriented twist on cinematic love. Kiss takes enough risks to elevate it above its “mere” genre, and those risks seem to be enough to seduce critics who would ordinarily need an excuse to take micro-budget romance seriously.


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

  • Ghostbusters Game Homeless. Trade Roughage 07/31/08

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    • A couple of days ago, the new Ghostbusters video game––which features voice contributions from most of the major actors from the franchise and, for all practical purposes, is as close to Ghostbusters 3 as we’re going to get––was presented at Comic-Con. Today, its release is by no means guaranteed. Its publisher, Vivendi Games, recently merged with Activision; Activision Blizzard, the new company formed by the merger, has declined to exercise options on a number of Vivendi brands, including Ghostbusters.
    • Shia LaBeouf’s drunk driving incident last weekend hasn’t shut down production on the Transformers sequel, but it has thrown a wrench into the proceedings. Whist Drunky McHearthrob takes a month to recover from an hand injury, Josh Duhamel’s scenes have been pushed up.
    • Oh, these sound like baaaaad ideas: Howard Stern has hired Alex Winter––Yes, Bill from Bill and Ted––to write a remake of Rock n’ Roll High School. How are these two qualified to trample on the love child of The Ramones and Roger Corman? Well, Winter has also written a film about the inventor of Napster, and Howard Stern is also producing a remake of Porky’s. Of course!
    • Disney’s overall income and revenues are up, even as their summer grosses are––thanks to Prince Caspian not being about pirates or having anything to do with Keith Richards––way down from last year.

    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

  • Magnolia to Release Two Lovers

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    Two Lovers  (2008)

    I believe this Hollywood Reporter story on the struggles faced by several American Cannes premieres to find a stateside distributor is the first notice that 2929 Entertainment has decided to give James Gray’s Two Lovers to Magnolia to distribute.

    The film famously drew mixed reactions in Cannes; I gave it a thumbs up with some reservations, whilst the very idea of waiting in line for it drove Lisa Schwarzbaum to expletives. Lovers has a lower profile than What Just Happened?, another film which 2929 recently decided to let their sister company distribute when buyers didn’t materialize. Both bleak and stylized, the romantic melodrama might even be a tougher sell to audiences than a satire about old men who work in the film industry. We’ll see––Magnolia’s planning a limited release in early 2009.


    Originally posted on:SpoutBlog » Karina Longworth

 

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