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Earthstorm  (2006)

my god, i love b movies. if there weren't b movies, i might not watch movies at all. nah, i would. but still. late at night and a little drunk, cut off and earthstorm are perfect, so i give them each z/q on a scale of 6.7. which reminds me of that critic who uses a scale of -5.0 to +5.0 but every rating of his is "a high +3.5" or a "low -2.5." dude, i'm not ragging on you, but just once rate a movie a straight +3.5 or -2.5 or whatever; or explain to me the precise difference between a +2.5, a high +2.5, and a low 2.5.

earthstorm: a star named dirk. and steven baldwin. you know how when you go to imdb and list all the movies made by an actor and you haven't heard of 167 of them? like for malcom mcdowell? that's "cut off" and "earthstorm" and that's dirk and steven. malcom: "if...," "clockwork orange," "blue thunder," "heroes," and at least 120 movies we've never heard of - we love you.

so, question: who is the worst for all the work that they have had done, faye dunaway or michelle pfeiffer? in "cut off," dunaway's armature looks like roddy mcdowall's mouth in planet of the apes.

posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:00 PM by joem18b


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