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  • Stupid Smile

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    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    5 or 6 times throughout the movie, I found myself sitting there with this stupid grin on my face.  Who knows how many times it happened when I didn't realize it.  I probably looked like some kind of freak.

    Anyway...I took my 12 and 14 year old, and it was one of those movies that you gush about together the entire way home.  My pal brought along his 10 year old, however, and it was a little intense for him.  I guess he was a bit rattled on the way home.

    If you can see it on IMAX, then pay the extra couple bucks.  Totally worth it.

    Absolutely met my expectations...and then some!


  • Expectations

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    Ok look...you don't open a can of Bud Light and hope that a Guinness is going to somehow pour out.  You have to approach this movie the same way.

    It's a great old monster-ey flick.  Cave women in bikinis!  Claymation beasties!  Footage of spiders zoomed up until they look HUUUGE.

    What's not to like?!


  • So close...

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    I Am Legend  (2007)

    This movie was so close.  For the first hour, I was dead sure I was going to add this to my collection.  Then, it turned into your typical monster movie.  Ah well.

    Still...it's worth watching...at least once, anyway.


  • Couldn't make it

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    So understand this...I can make it through just about any sci-fi B movie out there.  I mean frankenfish, time-traven dinosaur hunting, pretty much anything they can dredge up, I can justify watching for two hours.

    This, movie, however, I just couldn't do it.  I didn't make it...and that's saying something...

    I hate Uwe Boll.  Hate.


  • Gray

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    Crimson Tide  (1995)

    Ok, so, fine...I have a thing for submarine movies.  I can't help it.  It's what I do...so take this with a grain of salt.

    I really dig this movie.  You know what makes it interesting (aside from the great story, action and acting) is the fact that it's hard to know who the bad guy is.

    I mean...I know what the writer / director wants me to think...but in reality, there's no black and white here...just lots of gray.

    Totally worth watching.


  • Tough but interesting

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    This is England  (2006)

    So, I thought this movie was a little predictable.  In this case, that works out pretty well.  I knew from the get-go what it was about, and roughly what was going to happen...and by the time it hit the fan, the tension was pretty crazy.

    Not exactly popcorn and root beer stuff.  But, if you have a rainy Sunday afternoon, and the wife and kids are out of the house, I think it's worth a little gin and a few hours of your time.


  • Fun

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    Hancock  (2008)

    Not exactly ground-breaking...but it was a solid, fun movie. 

    I took my 12 and 14 year old to it, and in hindsight (if you saw it, you'll think that's funny) maybe I shouldn't have taken them.  Some of the language was a bit rough, and some of the humor was pretty dodgy.

    All that being said, I liked the premise, and the movie delivered a lot of laughs and action...but maybe better suited for a night out with the guys after nachos and beer.


  • Bummer

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    Elektra  (2005)

    I really wanted to like this.  I thought Daredevil was a great movie.  Throw in Jennifer Garner kissing some other hot chick...sounds great.  Yah...if I hadn't had 3 or 4 gin & tonics before the movie, I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it at all.  Well...except for the part with the hot chicks kissing...

  • Cool

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    The Lost Room  (2006)

    I really dug this movie.  Enough that I was hoping they'd make a series out of it on SF.  Seems like I heard there were plans along these lines, but I haven't heard anything about that in a long time.

  • Hmm

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    Event Horizon  (1997)

    Yah...I think "Disturbing" is the most applicable tag in the cloud for this movie.  It struck a strange sort of Hellraiser chord with me.  Frankly, I found it hard to watch.  Not because it wasn't interesting.  The premise was pretty cool.  Somehow it was just...disturbing...

 

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