Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
Oh. My. God. I CANNOT believe it took $90 million to produce this bloated, amateurish piece of garbage and waste of film. The dialogue is as cliche and cheesy as they come (Akiva Goldsman's only good film, as far as I'm concerned, is "A Beautiful Mind", and it's hard to believe the same writer created these two vastly different films), the plot is obvious and annoying, and the acting is sub-par, and even Gary Oldman can barely rise above this stinking heap. I completely lost interest in the film when they introduced the alien monkey. What's most insulting, though, is the film's ending, in which all of the main characters have some stupid line, and of course, that kiss between Heather Graham and Matt LeBlanc that the filmmakers were sure we were waiting for, but in reality were dreading. During the flashy end credits, Lacey Chabert can be heard proclaiming during the crappy rap-style ending "This mission sucks!" How appropriate.