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  • Ryan Reynolds: Why?

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    Just Friends  (2005)

    Ryan Reynolds. All I can say is: WTF? NOTHING about him is funny. He even manages to make Chris Klein seem funny, and if you know me, you know how much I loathe Chris Klein. Anna Faris and Ryan Reynolds seem to be "acting" the same - over the top, totally unbelievable, annoyingly grating personalities...and yet Anna Faris made me laugh several times. Ryan Reynolds: ZERO. Oops...I take that back. The end credits where he's mouthing the words to All-4-One's "I Swear" right into the camera made me chuckle. A little. Everyone else in this film has great comic timing (Julie Hagerty, Anna Faris (GREAT skewering of recent pop brats, BTW)...even *barf* Chris Klein). You know who doesn't have great comic timing? Take a wild f**king guess. He single-handedly ruined this film for me. He has no timing AT ALL. He's like a deaf drummer with Tourette's Syndrome. Thanks a lot, Ryan Reynolds. Listen, wherever you came from, Ryan Reynolds...go back there. Don't return. Casting agents: Please don't cast him anymore. Movie going public: Please don't encourage this misguided behavior. He is not an actor. He is not a comedian. Go away, Ryan Reynolds.


  • Yet Another Comic Book Adaptation

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    Iron Man  (2008)

    As far as the new wave of comic book adaptations go, this is admittedly one of the better ones. But for crying out loud...really? Did we need this movie? Again, I'll admit that Robert Downey, Jr. as Tony Stark is perfectly cast, Jeff Bridges pulls in a fine performance as Obadiah Stane and most surprisingly, Jon Favreau manages to make this otherwise-by-the-numbers film palatable (you've got your very noticible "acts" and your very literal "arch villain"). OK, OK, OK, it is a very entertaining film. But it's a very dim beacon in a sea of recent superhero/comic adaptation movies...and I mean a SEA (in the last 10 years, what do we have? Sin City, 300, Daredevil, Elektra, Ghostrider, Constantine, Monkeybone, Cat Woman, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, From Hell, Ghost World, Mystery Men, Art School Confidential, Man-Thing, The Punisher, Bulletproof Monk, A History Of Violence,  Road To Perdition, Josie And The Pussycats, ANOTHER Superman, ANOTHER Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TWO Incredible Hulks, TWO Batmans, TWO Fantastic Fours, V For Vendetta, TWO Hellboys, THREE Spider-mans, THREE X-Mens, FOUR Blades...I'm sure I'm missing some and you and I both know there are plenty more to come). Again, I ask: Did we need this film? Or better yet...did we need some of those other films? It's impact is softened thanks to the plethora of pap it has to contend with. Am I being overly harsh? Perhaps. Aren't most films "adaptations" of novels or biographies or short stories or other such previously released reading material? Yes. I suppose I'll let you be the judge of that...but if you're looking for an entertaining film about a comic book hero's origins expertly-but-typically made, look no further.


  • Simply Put: Genius

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    Network  (1976)

    It's scary to realize that this film was made 32 years ago, and the topics so perfectly satirized in the script are still relevant today. It's genius lies in the script: Paddy Chayefsky had a finger on the pulse of the people then, and apparently, today. Even the title is darkly humorous: Network. How bland can you get? I realized I was watching one of the best films I'd ever see by the time I got to Ned Beatty's monologue - what a showstopper! If you have a strong dislike for today's television programming (as I do), you absolutely have to do yourself a favor and watch this movie - you'll be laughing, you'll be thinking about it long after it is done, and you might even get mad as hell.


  • A Nice Satirical Send Up

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    The Freshman  (1990)

    As stated below (in the All Movie Guide Review), this film is at times funny, other times sloppy, but Brando and Broderick hold the film together with their fine performances. I can't recall another film where I've seen Bruno Kirby with such a large role, and he's surprisingly good (and funny). Definitely worth a watch, particularly if you're a Brando or Broderick fan.


  • The Fight Scenes "Make" This Film

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    Troy  (2004)

    As stated, the one reason I kept watching this film was the fantastically choreographed, filmed and edited fight scenes - the sword clashes resonate with you long after the victor has triumphed. Other than that, I can't say much else for this film. Orlando Bloom is laughable as Paris, the Prince of Troy and Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Brendan Gleeson and Brian Cox (all superb actors in their own right) manage to barely hold their own with the stilted dialogue they had to work with. My interest waned between the fight scenes, and there were just enough of them for me to last through the end credits. I do, however, feel the casting of Diane Kruger (Helen, Queen of Sparta) was just, as she is beautiful enough to be a catalyst for the epic war that takes place, but perhaps, and maybe I'm being a bit too harsh here, her acting chops weren't up to par with such a cast of heavy hitters? A noble attempt at bringing the Legend of Troy to the big screen...but I think it could have been done better (minus the fight scenes, of course).


  • Perfect Blend Of Scares And Humor

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    Lake Placid  (1999)

    I remember seeing this film for the first time, with no expectations (perhaps with even slightly lowered expectations) surrounded by my closest friends...and having the time of my life. We were genuinely freaked out at the somewhat cheap thrills and belly laughing at the witty repartee between the characters. On this umpteenth viewing, it still hasn't lost any of it's charm or, most surprisingly, it's thrills. I would HIGHLY recommend watching this film with good friends (and beers) for a fun filled evening in.


 

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