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  • I Wasted My Time

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    Spider-Man 3  (2007)

    Wow. I sure wish I could have used that 2 hours and 20 minutes to watch a good film. I just about tossed my Twizzlers when Peter Parker starts dancing to "Staying Alive", and at pretty much every interval after that. And Topher Grace? No offense Toph, but you're no menacing villain. And why all the mask-shedding? Are Spider-Man's audience too stupid to realize who's who? I used to like Sam Raimi's films, now...he'll be lucky if he gets my dollar next time I see his name attached to anything. Sorry, but I really hope this is the last time we have to endure this mindless pap.

  • Not Exactly A Peckinpah Gem, But Better Than Some

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    The Killer Elite  (1975)

    While certainly not Peckinpah's best film, it's a nice little distraction, and James Caan and Robert Duvall have a great chemistry in the beginning, and also during Caan's physical therapy, he displays a great charisma as a leading man. I loved Burt Young's performance, especially the bomb under the car scene - he's a much funnier actor than I had previously given him credit for. The end of the film starts to get muddled and a bit laborious, but it ends pretty quickly, so I can't hate on it all that much. Worth a watch, I'd say.

  • Well, At Least I Can Claim I've Seen It

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    Mrs. Miniver  (1942)

    This film is a rare exception for me, as normally I love WWII-era films, but this one is incredibly maudlin and melodramatic. I DO realize that this film started a fire in many Americans to help the British in defeating the Germans during the war, but the dialogue is often times preachy. It's also well known that this film is straight-up propaganda (even William Wyler admits to it), but my biggest problem with the film is the damned accents - why the hell didn't Walter Pidgeon adapt an English accent? He IS an actor, correct? I HATE it when actors don't don appropriate accents for the films their in, and to his credit, at least Richard Ney is ATTEMPTING an accent. Walter Pidgeon's vanilla white performance took me out of the story every time he was on screen, and the German in the kitchen scene is also way over the top and highly unrealistic. Sorry folks, just not a very good film (especially for a Best Picture winner)!

  • I Got Bored. Sorry.

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    Marlon Brando makes this movie. His performance almost single-handedly makes this a "liked" film...but the fact that the so-called Legion of Decency had so much pull in those days and altered much of the play's original dialogue is infuriating to me, and Vivien Leigh's performance seems very "effected", although some might argue that that is a character trait. The direction is fine, the cinematography is fine, I personally got bored when Brando wasn't on screen. But when he was - WOW!

  • On The Fence...For Now

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    M*A*S*H  (1970)

    I guess I just didn't get it. I like Robert Altman, I like his movies and I like a good majority of the actors in this film...I guess I just didn't like this film as a whole. Don't get me wrong - there are some very funny parts in this film and it's a very subtle humor...I don't think I cared for the execution. Hmphf. I'll definitely need to see this again, but as it stands right now, I'm pretty neutral about it.

  • Things Are Heating Up Now!

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    Lost: Season 03  (2006)

    OK. I'm sold. I can hardly wait for Season 4 to begin. Season 3 was full of surprises, lot of questions answered, but lots more brought up. I'm a little upset over the underwater sequence (watchers know what I'm talking about), but the end had me chomping at the bit for more. Besides, they didn't really focus on it all that much which makes me believe that there's still some hope (even if it's false) for one of my favorite characters. But I realize it's not likely. What makes it harder to swallow is what Jack says at the very end of the episode, which makes it seem like it was a needless death...but I don't want to divulge too much info...anyways...on with the show!

 

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