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  • Hmmm...

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    Night Watch  (2005)

    One thing I can say about this film - it's pretty cool to look at (if you can read the subtitles fast enough, that is). Some of the visuals are literally breathtaking, as when the little boy passes out while in "The Gloom". Speaking of the subtitles, they're entertaining on their own (maybe a bit gimmicky, too) as they turn to smoke, disappear behind walls and fly out of frame to match the action on the screen. I'm curious to see the sequel, as it may answer the myriad of questions I have about the plot. It's also nice to see a film from Russia getting some attention (good AND bad). So, to be fair, for now I'll rate this as neutral.

  • Is This Good? I Can't Tell

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    Apt Pupil  (1998)

    Stephen King's stories only occasionally make for good cinema, but this film is a bit of an enigma. The short story is extremely chilling, while the film comes off less so. The endings are vastly different, also, but that may work to the film's advantage. Then again, it may not have. ***SPOILER ALERT*** Wouldn't it have been MORE chilling to watch this boy go on a killing spree than merely threatening his teacher? Or would it have gone too far, cinematically? After all, we see this sort of thing on television all the time. I think if the boy were more closely written to match what was in the novella, it could've worked. Who knows? ***END OF SPOILER*** I will admit, though, that the direction is crisp and precise and Ian McKellen is FANTASTIC as Kurt Dussander, and you ought to see the film (before you read the book) for these reasons alone.

  • Disney Continue Their Lucky Streak

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    Aladdin  (1992)

    With two viable hits under their collective belts (The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast), Disney conjured up yet another hit, Aladdin. The songwriting team of Alan Menken and Howard Ashman create yet another stunning soundtrack, but it's mostly Robin Williams unhinged performance as The Genie that steals the show and makes this film so entertaining. It's almost like Williams was MADE for this part - his manic energy in his standup routine could be barely contained by his flesh - and here in animated form, it doesn't have to be. One gripe is the stereotypes present in the film. True, it takes place in the middle east, and most supporting characters look the part - except the two very American looking leads. But what do you expect? It's Disney, for crying out loud. Another gripe is their spinelessness in changing a lyric to the first song of the film because some overprotective mothers wrote tear-blotted letters to Disney telling them it's "inapropriate" for their tykes. Cry me a river. It's almost unforgivable that Disney did this, but whatever - it's THEIR film. Apart from that, this is a rather entertaining film that's fun for both children AND parents. Disney's luck would continue with one more film after this, the widely-loved The Lion King.

  • Falling Down Hits Pay Dirt

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    Falling Down  (1993)

    Most of the time, when a villain utters the phrase "You and I, we're alot alike" to the hero, it's cliche. Never is that line spoken in this film, but the theme is very much there, and it's true - both characters are "obsolete" in their fields, but Douglas' character has broken, while Duvall's has maintained his sanity. This film is a FANTASTIC character study, with many levels of subtlties buried in the script. You may often times find yourself cheering for Douglas' character, until you realize he's taken it too far (as in the burger joint scene), and it becomes frightening, almost sad - you can see the misery this sociopathic person is in. Joel Schumacher has taken a lot of heat in recent years as a terrible director (and believe me, I won't defend those particular films - they're awful), but this film alone ought to allay anyone's doubts as to his mastery of craft. Definitely in my top 20 of all time.

  • Another Stephen King Film That Fails (Mostly)

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    There are moments when this film gets incredibly eerie, but the effects are so bad, and the ending worse, that I can't help but NOT like this film much at all. Surprisingly, the young actors are more effective than the adults, and John Franklin and Courtney Gains give especially good performances. It's the ending, really, that killed the film for me. What REALLY boggles my mind, though, is how this film warrents SEVERAL sequels! I wonder who thought that would be a good idea?

  • The Sequel To A Holiday Classic

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    Grumpier Old Men  (1995)

    My mother and brother like this film better than the first film, but I think it's because they've seen this one more than the other. These films play together like a TV sitcom, and could well have become so (not to get too morose here) if not for the short life span of the two stars (or ANY two stars their age). Sophia Loren is STILL sexy in her 60's, and adds a nice flavor to the film (maybe THAT's why my relatives like it so much), but I personally like the first film way more. Warner Bros still disappoints, as this has never been released on DVD in the wide-screen format. Oh well. Maybe they'll do a double-billed HD DVD release soon.

 


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