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  • WTF, LOL?

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    LOL  (2006)

    Well, it certainly took me long enough, but I finally got around to watching and reviewing "LOL," Joe Swanberg's movie about the effects of modern technology and relationships. I'd been hearing a lot about the Mumblecore genre, especially since the folks here at Spout have all but canonized Swanberg and his fellow Mumblecore artists as the patron saints of a new generation of filmmakers. I was curious to see how the movie lived up to all the hype. What I found was a movie that, while interesting, didn't really reveal its message until the last possible moment. In fact, up until the last fifteen minutes of the film, I was prepared to write off "LOL" as just another interesting but ultimately failed artistic experiment.

    The movie is about a group of friends (Swanberg, Kevin Bewersdorf and C. Mason Wells) each going through some relationship issues that have something to do with their addiction to online porn.

    These guys all seem perfectly normal and good otherwise, but when it comes to their relationships, the sexual disconnection seems to be a major stumbling block. Tim (Swanberg) has been unable to truly connect with his girlfriend Ada. Mike (Wells) is missing his long-distance girlfriend Greta (Greta Gerwig) and has her send him nude pictures of her, which she finds a little wrong, and he finds unsatisfactory. Alex (Bewersdorf) is obsessed with a girl who is the subject of several pornographic photos and videos on a web site.

    While both Swanberg and Wells' storylines are good, Bewersdorf's predicament is the most heartbreaking. He is so wrapped up in a relationship that appears to be entirely one-way while cute young hipster Tessa pines after him to no avail.

    Another neat aspect of the movie is the use of "Noisehead" videos between different scenes. Bewersdorf (who also wrote the film's soundtrack) is creating a project of his friends making random noises in front of his camera, and uses the clips to make unique songs. These videos are easily the most interesting part of the movie.

    My biggest problem with "LOL" is the fact that it takes so long to get to the actual point. I didn't really feel like I was interested in the movie until the very end, when I looked down at my video counter and thought "Really? There's only three minutes left on this thing? But it was just getting good!" I think Swanberg could have benefitted by cutting off about half an hour of the film's beginning and adding more onto the end. As is, the plot just drops off, with Tessa driving, disappointed, back to Chicago and Alex wandering around St. Louis looking for the online girl of his dreams.


  • Depression=Sex (apparently)

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    To Live  (1994)

    The Dreamers  (2003)

    Summer Palace  (2006)

    The message of Lou Ye's film "Summer Palace" seems to be this: depressed people have sex. A lot. There are three major characters in Ye's film that have some obvious issues, and all of them waste no time hopping into bed with each other in an attempt to escape their apparent (and unexplained) pain. The director manages to make this situation somewhat interesting during the first half of the movie, but the last half drags miserably to a conclusion that doesn't seem like a neat wrap-up of the events we've witnessed, but a confession that Ye is just as bored with the movie as the audience is, and he wanted it to be over as much as I did. It's pretty seldom that I come across a film that has me counting down the minutes until the end, but "Summer Palace" managed to do just that.

    The story starts with Yu Hong, a girl from a small town in China who gets accepted to Beijing University just before the Tiananmen Square massacre. She makes friends with a girl, Li Ti, and through her meets Zhou Wei, a young man with whom Yu Hong begins a turbulent relationship. This is the interesting half of the film. Despite the fact that Yu Hong doesn't seem to feel much unless she's sleeping with someone, the culture surrounding her, Li Ti and Zhou Wei provides an interesting backdrop.

    After the night of the Tiananmen Square incident (an event which I thought was sadly underplayed in the movie), Yu Hong decides to drop out of college and goes back home with an old boyfriend of hers. Li Ti and Zhou Wei, who have been sleeping together (imagine that) go to Berlin with the help of Li Ti's boyfriend who's studying there. We follow all the characters, through Li Ti and Zhou Wei's weird, seemingly one-sided affair (Li Ti is obsessed with Zhou Wei, Zhou Wei appears to be in it only for the sex) and Yu Hong's series of meaningless affairs and relationships. This part of the movie quickly descends into the doldrums. The "full boil" described by Manohla Dargis of the New York Times in a blurb on the DVD's cover quickly cools down to a state of near-stagnancy.

    I think perhaps what would have saved "Summer Palace" from its dull and unfortunate fate is a bigger sense of politics. China in the late 80s was full of political unrest among the young, and the movie barely illustrates this point. In fact, the Tiananmen Square massacre is shown as little more than a bunch of excited kids getting beaten down by soldiers, and is an event that seems to have little to nothing to do with the film's main characters. The conflict that stems between them all seems to come from Yu Hong's need to be around Zhou Wei, and Zhou Wei's increasing confusion about what the hell is wrong with Yu Hong.

    "Summer Palace" had the potential to be an interesting little movie, maybe some engaging cross between "To Live" and "The Dreamers" (if one can imagine such a thing) but unfortunately the movie takes the mind-numbingly mediocre middle ground and does nothing. It doesn't make any political statements, neither does it try to revolutionize through its love scenes."Summer Palace" has a promising start, but that's all. It is, essentially, a movie that goes nowhere, does nothing and really has nothing to say.


  • Movies 101-Leading Men

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    Dragonheart  (1996)

    American Psycho  (2000)

    A Beautiful Mind  (2001)

    Syriana  (2005)

    I'll admit that I'm a real sucker for interview shows. I've been a fan of "Inside the Actor's Studio" for years, so I was really looking forward to Professor Richard Brown's series of interviews with (mostly) well-respected actors, and for the most part, this disc delivered. I got "Leading Men," which contained interviews with George Clooney, Josh Lucas (huh?), Daniel Day-Lewis and Dennis Quaid.

    Clooney's interview provided a lot of interesting information about his background. I thought his description of his childhood and his idealistic journalist father really explained a lot about the kind of public figure the actor is today, and why he's taken on so many of the recent projects he has, like Syriana and Good Night and Good Luck.  While he still seemed pretty self-important, Clooney's view that his stardom has everything to do with luck and ability, and less to do with arrogance was a great point of view to hear. It seems as though Clooney is very grateful that he's gotten to where he is today, and realizes that without the occurence of certain events, he might still be doing dozens of failed television pilots.

    Josh Lucas' appearance was very hard for me to understand. I know he's been working for a number of years now, but as far as I can tell, he hasn't done anything that noteworthy. Whenever I've seen Lucas in a film, it's a supporting (or barely noticeable) role in a good movie like "American Psycho" or "A Beautiful Mind," or a bigger role in a terrible movie (see "Sweet Home Alabama"). I'm not sure what made Lucas think he was entitled to seem like a "serious actor" when talking with Brown, but all he succeeded in doing was making himself seem more puffed-up than he has any right to be. I thought this one was a definite miss in the series.

    Day-Lewis, on the other hand, was the interview I'd anticipated the most, and the one that I felt had the most in-depth disucssion of the actual craft of acting. Method actors have always fascinated me, and Day-Lewis is really the method actor's method actor. This is the guy who, on the set of "In the Name of the Father" spent the night being screwed around with in a jail cell and interrogated by British Special Branch officers for several hours just to better understand his character. That's some hard core devotion right there.

    Dennis Quaid's interview was by far the most enjoyable. It was clear the crowd got a big kick out of seeing him talk to Brown, and Quaid, in turn, seemed genuinely pleased at the audience's enthusiasm. His answers seemed very straightforward and honest, and he came off as a very nice, genuine sort of guy. I get the feeling that Quaid is the kind of guy all the other guys want to have a drink with. His body of work hasn't been consistently great (there'll always be "Dragonheart," after all), but Quaid was so charming and willing to talk that I ended up not caring.


  • "Ten Canoes" Surprisingly Entertaining

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    Ten Canoes  (2007)

    I don't think I could have been more surprised by "Ten Canoes." I was actually rather disappointed when I recieved it in the mail, thinking "surely they could have sent me something more interesting than this." But then I made myself sit down and watch the thing...and I liked it! I was hooked right from the introduction, and narrator David Gulipilil's friendly, throaty laugh. I think I could probably listen to him tell stories all day, and not get bored. Gulipilil is really what makes this movie. His simple, amiable narration adds a lot of warmth and spirit to the story. Without him, this movie probably would have lived up to my earlier expectations of a dull anthropological drama.

    Director Rolf de Heer keeps the storytelling vibe going with unexpected humor and little narrative touches, like the closeups used to introduce each character. The Aboriginal people of Raminginin also seemed like they really enjoyed getting in on the action. Each character has interesting little quirks. They seem like exactly the sort of characters you'd find in any fable or fairy tale. The movie contains many of these archetypes that I found really interesting in their universal appeal. There's almost a magical quality about it.

    However, the way the story is told made it seem longer than it needed to be. DeHeer uses a story-within-a-story format that I didn't really think was necessary, and didn't seem to go anywhere. It would have been just as effective to dive right into the main action, rather than with a false start.

    All in all, "Ten Canoes" is really worth checking out, especially for those folks interested in cultural anthropology. It has a strange warmth and humor about it that draws the viewer in and makes them innately (and inexplicably) interested in the action and the characters. Probably the most fascinating thing about the movie is its ability to make its characters transcend cultural differences by introducing them as classic archetypal figures. If ever a movie were a study in unity and common threads, "Ten Canoes" is it.


  • Africa, Unite!

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    Africa Unite  (2007)

    I'll admit I was skeptical about "Africa Unite." I didn't think I would find the film very interesting, since I'm not a huge fan of reggae, nor do I understand rastafarianism. But I was pleasantly surprised by Stephanie Black's documentary about a huge concert and African unity conference in celebration of Bob Marley's 60th birthday. While the film serves mostly as rasta propaganda, there are parts of it that I found touching, inspiring and on the whole very informative about the subject matter.

    One of the threads the documentary follows is the story of a 70-year-old Rasta from Jamaica, whose community raises the money for him to attend the conference/concert in Ethiopia. For this man, who has spent 50 years in the Rasta faith, this trip is the opportunity of a lifetime. It tugs a little at the heartstrings to see the man so impressed, excited and inspired by the message of African unity preached at the conference, and by his visits to sites such as Emperor Haile Selassie's Cathedral.

    Another point I found particularly interesting was the in-depth description of Rastafarianism, and the Rastas' worship of Selassie, who ruled over Ethiopia from World War II through part of the 1960s. Selassie's message of personal freedom and inner resolve still resonates in the Ethiopians today, as well as people like Marley, who furthered the cause of an Africa without borders and separate governments. While I don't really advocate the worship of one particular human being, I do find Selassie to be an inspirational character, and the documentary does a good job of explaining why.

    I was a little disappointed, however, that there wasn't more concert footage from the film. I feel like "Africa Unite" might have been a more effective film if it had been almost exclusively a concert movie, interspersed with information about Marley, Selassie, Rastafarianism and the conference. As it is, the majority of "Africa Unite" is footage from round table discussions and conference attendees. While some of these vignettes are interesting, they don't add together to make an interesting film. It serves more as a long, narrationless news report.

    I couldn't see renting or  buying this film, even if I was a big Bob Marley fan. It's not quite a concert film, not quite an interesting documentary. It's something of a mashup, and never quite coheres. While I did find "Africa Unite" informative and inspirational, I also found it lacking in several areas.


  • Oscar Nominations: My Thoughts

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    Persepolis  (2007)

    Juno  (2007)

    Once  (2007)

    Well, I just checked out the list of movies nominated for Academy Awards, and my feelings on the films nominated are a bit mixed. On the plus side, this will be the first year that I've seen a lot of the films nominated. I'm just about overjoyed that "Juno" and "There Will Be Blood" were nominated for Best Picture, since both are amazing movies. Johnny Depp got nominated for "Sweeney Todd," a movie which picked up a few other good nominations. I personally think the other movies in the Best Costume category don't stand a chance.

    I'm also excited about "Persepolis" getting nominated for best animated film (I've not seen the movie, but I loved the graphic novel series), and "Once" being nominated for best original song. If "Falling Slowly" wins, it will be the best thing to happen to Glen Hansard since The Frames started recording. I would love nothing more than to see this rocket him and the band to the fame they so deserve. Hansard and the band have been working hard for years putting out great music, and they're only now getting more mainstream attention.

    One of the major disappointments, though, was seeing "King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters" not get a nomination for best documentary. I feel like the Academy almost exclusively recognizes docs about serious subjects, and while I realize it's important to call attention to stuff like the Iraq War or health insurance in America,  I also think good documentaries are about more than super important subjects. Good documentaries are just as much about the importance of storytelling. "King of Kong" is an amazing example of documentary storytelling at work. Even after watching the great "Juno" and mind-blowingly-awesome "There Will Be Blood," "King of Kong" remains my top favorite movie of the 2007, simply because I was floored that the people depicted in the film were real. Stories on that level of entertainment don't come by very often, and the filmmakers behind "King of Kong" were lucky enough to catch the extraordinarly odd story of Steve Wiebe at just the right moment. I really feel like that deserves some recognition, and I don't get why the major Hollywood awards systems don't feel the same way.


  • Disturbing and Sadistic

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    It was hard for me to watch "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things." I don't usually take well to films about child abuse (for obvious reasons), but I was willing to give this one a shot. I shouldn't have.

    Asia Argento's directorial effort is based on the "autobiographical" novel by J.T. LeRoy, who is in fact not a real person, but a character devised by writer Laura Albert. It's the story of Jeremiah, a little boy taken from his foster home to live with his completely drug-addled and unfit mother, Sarah (Argento). After going through several boyfriends and one husband, who rapes Jeremiah after Sarah scarpers, the boy is left in the care of his strict Christian grandparents (Peter Fonda and Ornella Muti). After three years living and preaching under their creepy but more stable care, Sarah takes Jeremiah back and pulls him with her on her fast journey to rock bottom.

    First of all, I have a hard time figuring out why any social worker would think Sarah was capable of caring for a child, seeing as how she's obviously gone off the deep end from the very beginning of the film. Secondly, I can't figure out why Sarah would want to have her son around, since he's obviously nothing but a burden to her. It's possible she wants the boy because he's the one person who truly loves her, but towards the end of the film, Sarah says that Jeremiah has caused her no end of trouble, and that she got along better on her own. The whole premise and logic of the film seems deeply flawed to me, not to mention Argento's one-sided, stereotypical and almost cartoonish representation of Christianity.

    There are parts of the film that are well-shot and interesting, and it seems clear from the soundtrack (Sonic Youth, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Subhumans) and the oddball cameo roles (Peter Fonda, Winona Ryder and Marilyn Manson to name a few) that Argento is trying to make some kind of cheeky, badass punk rock film. But it's hard to consider the artistic value of a project when the subject matter is so disturbing. Meth labs and neglected children do not a masterpiece make.

    I watch movies for two reasons, reasons I suspect are universal: entertainment and artistic merit. "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" is certainly not entertaining, and it hasn't got enough style to be considered a work of art. At the very least, this film could have served as a slap in the face, a cold stab of cruel realities we often ignore, like abuse and drug addiction, if J.T. LeRoy had been a real person. The fact that the story the film is based on was part of a major literary hoax takes away almost all its credibility. So instead I found myself subjected to one domestic horror after another, not in the service of telling someone's life story, but simply an exercize in sadistic, poorly realized fiction.


  • "Out of Balance" and On Point

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    The Corporation  (2003)

    Out of Balance  (2007)

    In the years since "An Inconvenient Truth" came out, it seems like low-budget independently produced documentaries on global warming are a dime a dozen. I should know. I've been watching a lot of them. One of my most recent viewings was a two-hour, poorly produced, poorly researched debacle called "What a Way to Go" that all but turned me off of the $2 Films for Action screenings at Liberty Hall here in Lawrence.

    That being said, I was wary when I got "Out of Balance" in the mail. And although I think Tom Jackson's expose doc on the effects of Exxon Mobil and global warming lacks, ironically enough, a balance of opinion, it's clear that Jackson has done his homework. The people he interviews are actual experts, people who have spent time studying global warming, not just someone with an opinion who's written a self-published book.

    In fact, "Out of Balance" not only brings to mind Al Gore's now famous documentary, but also the documentary "The Corporation," a film which I think is to corporate America and capitalist economics what "An Inconvenient Truth" is to global warming. And while one may argue that after these two all-encompassing documentaries, a film can't really come up with any new information, I say that "Out of Balance" still has a pretty interesting perspective to offer. I discovered things about Exxon Mobil, particularly about the cleanup of the Valdez oil spill and Exxon's influence over Bush's environmental policy that, while not exactly surprising, were pieces of information I had not previously known.

    My one beef with the film is, as I said before, its lack of a balance of opinion. It would have been interesting if Jackson had attempted (or shown attempts) to interview members of Exxon, or at the very least someone with a dissenting opinion. Even though films like "The Corporation" suffer from a similar lack of convincing devil's advocates, at least Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott's film did have people who argued on the side of executives and corporate America. I would be very interested in hearing about global warming from the other side of the corporate office tower.

  • This "Rocket" just doesn't have the fire

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    The Natural  (1984)

    Seabiscuit  (2003)

    Cinderella Man  (2005)

    The Rocket  (2005)

    While I'm not much of a sports fan, I do enjoy watching sports movies. There's just something about watching an underdog beat the odds and take the necessary risks on the road to success that just makes me feel good. I know I'm not alone in this. Otherwise, there wouldn't be much of a market for movies like "Cinderella Man," "Seabiscuit" or "The Natural."

    That's what filmmakers tried to do with "The Rocket," a movie about the career of legendary hockey player Maurice Richard and the racism against French Canadians both in sports and in regular society, during the forties and fifties. Technically, "The Rocket" is a pretty good piece of work, with great music, lovely, rich cinematography and a good story. But  due to some seriously weak writing,  the movie never really takes off.

    What "The Rocket" mainly suffers from is relying on telling more than showing. We are only shown vignettes of Richard's life, and these chunks of narrative are stretched almost too far apart to be strongly connected. If the filmmakers wanted the audience to be paying attention for the 124-minute running time, they should have been paying more attention to continuity.

    Also, we don't actually get to see much of Richard's particularly great games. The facts of these supposedly spectacular displays of athleticism are instead told to us by fans, reporters, and (in a particularly irritating example) Richard's barber who describe the action in long monologues that I somehow doubt would have been used by those people in reality. I'd rather have seen the actual games being played out than listened to the implausible lines spoken about them.

    Another result of this cut-and-paste style of storytelling is that the characters aren't given much of a chance to develop. Richard's relationship with his teammates is never explored, and the conflict with his blue collar brother-in-law doesn't get much attention either. The characters don't even seem to change much. Richard is stoic and modest, his wife is always concerned but proud of her husband, and Mr. Irvin, Richard's coach, is always an enigmatic, reverse-psychology dependent S.O.B. While these details might not have seemed important to the people making the movie, they are just as instrumental as any action sequence.

    All of this may sound kind of hypocritical when I complain about the lengthy running time (two hours and four minutes is a long time for me to watch bad screenwriting), although it probably could have been avoided had there been more action and less talk. "The Rocket" after all, is a sports movie. Why don't we get to see more sports? 


  • Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity

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    I've been recieving Film Movement movies from Spout to review since late July. So far, the films I've gotten have been okay. There have been one or two that I've enjoyed, but none that have really blown me away. "Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity" is the first movie I've gotten in the Film Movement series that made me wonder why the movie I was watching hadn't been released in theaters. It's a well-shot, well-acted, poignant and touching little film, and a great insight into the lives of a community of Chinese immigrants.

    The story centers on Mindy (Valerie Tian), a precocious 12-year-old with an intense interest in ancient Chinese magic. With her book of charms tucked safely into her backpack, Mindy sets her sights on fixing up her single mother (Sandra Oh) with Alvin (Russell Yuen), her friendly boss at the Chinese restaurant where she works.

    We are also introduced to various other characters in the community, people like the recently laid-off Shuck (Chang Tseng), and his attention-starved wife Hun-Ping (Tsai Chin). Then there's Bing Lai (Ric Young, in a heartbreaking performance) and his son Peter (Kameron Louangxay). Bing is a butcher trying to teach his son the tricks of the trade, while Peter is secretly training to be a Buddhist monk with help from his mother. Bing also has a very strained relationship with his father in China, and it appears that his whole life has been lived in an attempt to impress him.

    These separate stories wind together gracefully and beautifully, and the relationships (for the most part) are clearly drawn, with very sympathetic characters. The story of Bing and his family, is particularly engaging. Bing's connections to his father and to his son are complicated, and we don't truly understand what's going on until the end of the movie, but it's sad to see Bing try so hard to impress somebody who doesn't acknowledge his achievements, or even care about his well-being. Upon discovering Peter's Buddhist ambitions, Bing comes dangerously close to doing that very thing himself, and we never really get an answer as to how his situation gets resolved, if, indeed, it gets resolved at all.

    There are a few parts in the movie that are close to over the top, but, thankfully, these parts don't last long. I did wonder why Lee Tai Tai, the mandarin-speaking local charms expert, had to be played by a man (Colin Foo), but I'm just going to assume there's a deeper meaning there that I just didn't understand. But I'm just being nit-picky. On the whole, "Long Life, Happiness and Prosperity" is an utter joy to watch. I'm so glad I got the opportunity to see it, and I'm sure anyone else who watches it, unless they haven't got a heart, will love it, too.


  • The Battle For "Boondock"

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    Brazil  (1985)

    Time Bandits  (1981)

    12 Monkeys  (1995)

    Overnight  (2003)

    It's the ultimate Cinderella Story: A young, first-time screenwriter working as a bouncer in Los Angeles gets the opportunity of a lifetime when Harvey Weinstein of Miramax Studios buys his script, gives him a hefty advance, lets his band record the film's soundtrack and promises his new discovery co-ownership of the bar he works at.

    Well, as the saying goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is. This is the story of Troy Duffy, writer and director of the cult hit "The Boondock Saints" as told by two of his friends in the documentary "Overnight," which recounts Duffy's meteoric rise and spectacularly depressing fall. The documentary is surprisingly objective in that it is effective from two angles. Those who are great fans of "Boondock Saints" will probably see Duffy as an embittered tragic hero who continues to fight for his art while everyone around him loses faith. Those (like me) who just don't "get" Duffy's film see the director as an opinionated asshole whose sudden success turns him into a power-mad paranoid. His attempts to retain complete control over his movie and his band make him lose credibility in the eyes of his family, friends and bandmates, whose lives and livelihoods are pretty much destroyed by Duffy's antics.

    What happens is this: Duffy makes the monster deal with Miramax and becomes, in his words "Hollywood's new hard-on." Then, suddenly and without warning, Miramax drops him. The band makes a record deal with Maverick records, then the record company pulls out at the last minute. Franchise pictures ends up buying the "Boondock Saints" script, and giving Duffy less than half of the budget Miramax offered. Duffy accepts and makes his film, but no major studios are interested in distributing the film. Finally, Indican pictures, a small independent studio, releases the film for two weeks in five theaters accross the U.S. The band does eventually get a label and cuts a record, but the record sells less than 1,000 copies in six months and they are dropped, at which point they break up rather unceremoniously.

    "Overnight" did definitely make me feel sympathetic to Troy Duffy. Although I don't consider myself a "Boondock Saints" fan, and Duffy and his friends aren't exactly classy, clean-cut guys, I did feel a certain amount of pain seeing this blue-collar guy from Boston who thought he had something big going get continually screwed over by almost every Hollywood establishment. I suppose one might compare Duffy's predicament in "Overnight" to the famous battle between Terry Gilliam and the major studios over the distribution of "Brazil." But the difference is this: Gilliam is a director who started off as a financial success with "Time Bandits" and went on to make some great films, both commercial hits like "12 Monkeys" and movies that were artistically beautiful but tanked at the theater (see "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen"). The only movie Duffy has under his belt, seemingly because of the situation laid out in "Overnight" is "The Boondock Saints," a movie that I was surprised ever got made at all, let alone something that could ever have been optioned by Miramax. "Brazil" was a movie worth fighting for. "Boondock Saints" not so much.


  • Cabins+Woods=Recipe For Disaster

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    The Evil Dead  (1983)

    Evil Dead [Film Series]  Production Year

    Well, I just got back from the sparsely-attended screening of the low-budget indie zombie flick "Dead in the Water," and I have to say: I had a good time, but I'm not sure why. I know cheesy B-movie horror is kind of an art, as displayed by classics like the "Evil Dead" trilogy, but "Dead in the Water" treads a fine line between crappy horror at its schlocky, cliched best and convoluted storytelling at its absolute worst. At times it teeters dangerously into "Mystery Science Theater 3,000" territory.

    As with "Evil Dead," "Dead in the Water" is a story about a group of kids headed up to a picturesque cabin in the woods for a weekend of boyfriend-girlfriend canoodling and general good times. The girls, Jennica (seriously, what kind of name is that?) and Tiffany are sisters whose parents bought the cabin and are supposed to meet the kids there. Of course, nothing goes according to plan, and when it's discovered that there's an army of undead living in the not-so-serene lake, Mom and Dad's grisly fate comes as no surprise. Now it's up to the girls and their boyfriends to get the hell out of "Bumblefuck, Wisconsin" as one character so eloquently puts it, and back to civilization without anyone turning into zombie fodder or, God forbid, bruising relationships, egos and feelings along the way. Riiiggghhht.

    Unlike that ultimate Cabin In The Woods movie, "Dead in the Water" suffers from some serious issues other than a kite-string budget (I know, it's a weird metaphor, but it was the only thing I could think of that was smaller than shoestring. Throw me a bone, here). Bad writing is the major cause of the issues here. There's a complicated and poorly-explained backstory told in ways that don't quite mesh with the characters or the rest of the plot, and director Marc Buhmann might have done well to cut some of the stuff out altogether.

    However, the script does have its moments, and Mike Parrish, playing Joseph in the film, does his darndest to assume Bruce Campbell's throne as a B-movie badass. But this is no "Evil Dead," and try as the filmmakers might, it doesn't even really come close. The difference is creativity. When Sam Raimi made "Evil Dead," it was something that had never been done on that scale before. The way he did the effects in that film were ingenious. All that stop-motion stuff, the tons and tons of karo syrup, the vaseline-and-duct-tape coated camera track that provided those brilliant, lightning-speed shots, that's what made "Evil Dead" what it is. While it's admirable that Buhmann and crew gave it a shot, the result is a movie that's worth watching for pure cheese value. "Dead in the Water" is definitely entertaining, but in what way still remains to be seen and (I think) greatly depends on the person watching it.

  • Italy is for Lovers

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    Amélie  (2001)

    I like to think of myself as a diverse movie viewer. I can watch a horror movie, then turn right back around and watch a period drama, followed by a screwball comedy. But there are some genres that I just really get a kick out of. Well-done, inspirational romantic comedies are one. I love movies like "Amelie" and, yes, even "Under the Tuscan Sun" that are light and fun and leave you feeling great. "Agata and the Storm" is one of these movies. Something like a hybrid of "Amelie" and "Waiting to Exhale," it had me grinning from beginning to end.

    The movie centers on the life, relationships and adventures of Agata, a forty-ish bookstore owner in Genoa with a strange ability to make electricity go haywire when she gets emotional. She's seeing Nico, a married man about half her age. Her brother Gustavo recently discovered he was adopted as an infant and appears to have abandoned his family and successful architecture career to find himself and hang out with his biological brother Romeo and his wife. It's all a bit complicated, but oddly enough the varied plot lines all work out. As we get to know Agata and her family, we become more involved and turly begin to care about these sweet, unique and utterly human characters. Romeo's dream of owning a trout farm, Gustavo's search for his father and his true identity and Agata's relationship issues all become terribly involving and engaging the longer the film goes on.

    Most importantly, "Agata and the Storm" has a great playful sense about it. Even the film's dramatic moments (and there are quite a few) aren't much of a downer. The movie, like Agata's spirit, moves on the happy parts of the characters' lives. Everything from the colorful visuals to the characters' quirks to the film's music is very entertaining and lighthearted.

    That isn't to say that there aren't a few problems. There's an awful lot of infidelity going on in the film, and nobody seems to make a big deal out of it. Romeo, especially, seems to have serious problems remaining faithful to his wife, Daria, but when pressed by Agata he states that he knows he's got a problem but brushes it off, saying "I am what I am." Another plotline, involving Agata's estranged 20-year-old daughter, is never resolved, nor really even followed. It would be interesting to see what Agata's daughter would be like, or what she thinks of her mother having an affair with a man 13 years her junior.

    Overall, however, "Agata and the Storm" is good watching. It's the kind of movie you can sit down to watch with your girlfriends and a bowl of fresh popcorn. Or, for that matter, a pint of Ben and Jerry's. It's romantic escapism of the best kind: the kind that wraps you up like a warm blanket and makes you feel like running out into the street afterwards and hugging everyone you meet.


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    Sun Dogs  (2007)

    After the successful formation of the Jamaican bobsledding team in 1988 and 1992, it only makes sense that the land of sun and sand should turn its attentions to snow once more when it came time to find a new way to give the country a morale boost.

    This time, however, the Jamaicans are using a different kind of sled: one pulled by dogs. "Sun Dogs" is director Andrea Stewart's attempt at following the team's development, through successes and trials, and also an interesting look at Jamaica from a non-tourism perspective.

    While the story is inspiring, and the doggies are downright adorable, I found the description of Jamaica's economic troubles to be one of the film's more interesting points. Despite the tourism and cultural richness of "brand Jamaica," as it's called by one or two of the experts interviewed, there is plenty of poverty in the country, and the government is so deeply in debt that, we are told, they would have to borrow money to fix a pothole.

    In the midst of all this is the Jamaica Dogsled Team, run out of a tourist ranch and bankrolled, in part, by rock star Jimmy Buffett. The dogs come from the local humane society, and are raised and trained on the ranch. It's great to watch the interactions between Devon and Newton, the team's mushers, and their dogs. It's clear they really care about the animals.

    The people and relationships shown in "Sun Dogs" are so endearing, it's easy to care about the film's subjects. There are a few scenes, especially a turning point that I wouldn't want to ruin, that are downright heartbreaking. But the film does end on a hopeful, inspiring note. It's basically just good, lighthearted fun and a good movie for anyone who loves animals, sports or underdog (no pun intended) stories.


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    Familia  (2005)

    In the opening shots of "Familia," director Louise Archambault poses an interesting question. When we have children, do we pass on simple genetic traits like hairy knuckles or hitchhiker's thumb? Or does the transfer include pieces of our own personalities?

    If "Familia" had answered these questions, I think it would have been a much more interesting film. Instead, when I had finished watching it, the only question I had (a question that also remained unanswered) was "What the hell is wrong with these people?"

    The movie focuses on the relationships between friends, mothers and daughters. On one end of the spectrum, we have Michele (Sylvie Moreau), a compulsive gambler, and generally irresponsible woman. Her daughter Marguerite (Mylene St-Sauveur) is a fourteen-year-old club kid who thinks herself more streetwise than she truly is. After deciding her boyfriend is being abusive after he accidentally hits her with a car door and refuses to give her any more money to waste on the gambling machines, Michele decides to move to California with Marguerite. Michele's lack of funds ensures that they never get that far, and instead end up staying with Janine (very convincingly played by Macha Grenon), a childhood friend of Michele's.

    Janine is the exact opposite of Michele. She is a successful interior designer with two kids and a mostly-absent husband. Where Michele is charming and lenient (albeit rather leechlike) Janine is frigid and controlling, as evidenced by her failed relationships with her husband and children. Her daughter,  Gabrielle (Juliette Gosselin), is sweet and obedient, but befriending Marguerite gives her the opportunity to break out of her shell, which she does in grand rebellious fashion.

    "Familia" was a hard movie for me to watch. While it does explore the topic of relationships, it's just as much an exercise in Bad Parenting 101. It shows how leniency with a child, or, alternatively, fierce control, can do nothing to help the development of a kid. It was also difficult to like the characters. Both Michele and Janine are almost too flawed to be sympathetic. While I did feel sorry for Janine having to put up with the frustrating and generally obnoxious Michele, her totalitarian view of her family was just as frustrating as any time I saw Michele gambling away her paychecks on slot machines or poker.

    In fact, the best parts of "Familia" come right at the very end, when both the women witness the consequences of their family relationships. While Janine's life falls apart at the seams in a long, downward spiral that ends in some nasty confrontations, Michele learns the necessity of responsibility, and realizes that if she is to save Marguerite from becoming like her, she needs to step up and put just as much importance on her child as on herself.

    As far as the performances go, Macha Grenon's Janine was far and away the most impressive. She really gets the best dramatic scenes, since she's the one who gets to break down and watch the life she's built for herself fall around her. Moreau is good as Michele, but at the end of the movie, it was Grenon's performance that I remembered the most. As much as I really disliked Janine, her situation made me feel for her.

    "Familia" is just as much a drama about the importance of relationships as it is a great example of two very different ways in which a person can screw up their lives and, unfortunately, the lives of their children. The film presents some interesting situations, but it lacks truly sympathetic characters. Had I not wanted to slap the two women nearly every time they made a decision or alienated their kids, I might have enjoyed the movie more. As it was, "Familia" is a movie I watched with gritted teeth.


 

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