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  • The Funniest Thing

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    Kill Bill Vol. 1  (2003)

    I don't know if I've payed much attention to Daryl Hannah since she did Roxanne w/ Steve Martin.  She was riding high on the 'Splash' wave back in the day, but has since been seen in a lot of ...well check out a movie called Hide and Seek once, you'll see.  I had clearly crossed Daryl off the list.... until  Kill Bill.

    -disclaimer_I have to say that sometimes I am too easily amused, and also sometimes by not much of anything._  That being said, I am comfortable saying that the single most funny/smart thing I have EVER seen in film has got to be Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver walking down that long hall in the hospital, making her way to one miss Beatrix Kiddo. 

    Here is a hitman (or woman) disguised so perfectly in her little white skirt, white stockings and even a smart little white hat.  The accessory that tips it completely over the edge- the little white Red Cross eyepatch.  It is what every nurse with one eye is wearing this season.  The sheer ridiculous audacity of it didn't even hit me right away; bear with me.

    Did she have on a nurse's badge for authenticity or a dapper little clipboard to complete her disguise?  Oh, no she had on her Red Cross eyepatch.   That means she's a nurse; no one stop and question her.  She has on a Red Cross eye patch; she must have gone to medschool.  It has just got to be the funniest thing...

      


  • Argh!

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    The Money Pit  (1986)

    Pacific Heights  (1990)

    May I be the first to say that, although The Money Pit is an interesting movie at times, it is not the least bit funny.  Every time I have seen this film it has become an absolute anxiety-ridden experience. 

    Nobody really should ever have to go through what happens to Long or Hanks in this film (and can I say that the idea of them starring in a movie together is all that I find funny about this film).  That movie makes me want to hunt down that scamming old lady, where ever she is vacationing, and toss a toaster into the pool.  I hate it. 

    I realize that the situation portrayed is not happening or has never happened to me and for that reason I am supposed to take some kind of enjoyment out of watching.  I realize that it is all in good humor and really just a movie.  Everytime I see it, I still just get really pissed.  

    In my mind this movie compares with Pacific Heights and just absolutely tips my unfair quotiant in a film too darn high.  I watch this movie and become my own version of Woody Allen, raving and pacing all over the place.


  • Deja Vu

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    Charade  (1963)

    Deceived  (1991)

    Deceived is a dreary thriller in the day when washed out thrillers were a Hollywood standard- The 90's are all about the thriller.   The movie never became popular.   People argue that audiences did not want to see the gloriously mis-cast Hawn in something serious; it could be said that her character was too trusting too naive.  Frankly I think she did a good job at suspending disbelief (acting dumb) until the plot demands, and no matter what anyone says, Hawn back in the day was exceedingly watchable.   Leave it to Hollywood to let a variable like the lead actress take the blame for the entire picture tanking.

    What I find odd though now, looking back on the movie Deceived is my unrelenting sense of deja vu which had me thinking that I may have seen this movie's plot in play before.  That's when it hit me.  Deceived is basically a variation (and consequently un-funny version) of Outrageous Fortune.  A loved one dies, pretending to be someone he is not, is involved in something that is less than above-board involving something that could make him a lot of money.   The loose ends must be tied up, like pesky spouses that become aware of their husband's extracurricular activities. 

    After making a heretofor unseen connection, it took exactly five seconds to realize that both of these movies may just be shake-down versions of Charade with the mildly comic engenue of the day, Audrey Hepburn.  

    Everyone knows that a problem exists in Hollywood of finding truely unique scripts; which is becoming more and more obvious everyday.  But were these coincidences a product of unoriginality or more a function of the statement the studios behind these vehicles were trying to make?  In other words, was Deceived a announcement of movie star ascension? Were they, in fact, saying Goldie Hawn IS this later generation's Audrey Hepburn?  The finer points of that discussion could be argued for quite some time, but the question remains in my mind as comparisons between the two films were likely to have been drawn during pre-production.

    The movie Decieved is still at least a decent watch, as long as you do not anticipate any kind of real thrills.   Even a re-hashed movie starring such likeable characters like John Heard and the afformentioned actress, Hawn, takes on a kind of life after the film.  The climax is engaging, though plots like the deceiving spouse may seem common these days in many people's lives onscreen and off. 

       


 

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