Not *my* Dukes of Hazzard
One of my fondest childhood memories is from when I was very young - every Friday night, my parents and I would get takeout from the best Chinese restaurant in Chicago (I was born there) - I do not know if the restaurant still exists, but I still remember the name of the place and the perfection of their BBQ pork & shrimp foo young (my 2 faves from there) and I have not had food from there since I was 7 or 8 (I'm 31 now) - that's how good it was...I digress. Every week, we'd bring our Chinese feast home and watch Friday night TV together, as a family - "Dukes of Hazzard", "The Hulk", and "Wonder Woman", if I'm not mistaken (maybe "The Six Million Dollar Man" was part of the Friday night lineup and either "The Hulk" or "Wonder Woman" was not). I feel that Hollywood relies too heavily on remakes as it is, but I just was appalled when I learned that they cast Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke for this movie - Daisy Duke is a brunette and she has a nice ass; Jessica Simpson didn't dye her hair and I don't see the point of having her wear Daisy Dukes - a nonexistent ass does not equal nice. Did we not learn from Goldilocks and the Three Bears that some things have to be not too big or too small but "just right"?