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  • In Bruges

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    In Bruges  (2008)

    In Fucking Bruges!?!

    My wife has been there, and that is the only reason I know it is in Belgium. The movie garnered a fist full of ‘Best Screenplay‘ nominations, including an Oscar nod. And it is… both set in Belgium and well written.

    We get the gist pretty quick, two Brit mob killers are sent to cool their heels in Bruges after a hit goes awry. One is an older sensible fellow, the other the brash young one who was obviously responsible for whatever the ****-up was. The odd couple pairing could play like every other incarnation… Oh, the sensible one likes culture and the oafish one doesn’t. The traditional formula is quite simple. Circumstances force opposing personalities together. They clash in humorous ways until a challenge appears for both of them. By embracing their differences, they overcome and gain a great appreciation for each other. For ‘In Bruges “>In Bruges‘, you might as well stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, because that isn’t the gig. Somehow, through the cunning use of Collin Farrell’s eyebrows, In Bruges “>In Bruges escapes that cliche. And having conquered the cliche, it embraces Belgium, and what it is famous for. That is, it gets a bit weird. They are filming midgets.

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    The first signal you will be leaving the station is the dog. If you are in the right frame of mind, you’ll know. When the black dog looks up at you, something freaky stirs in your cranium. The director puts little clues there to say,”Ok, my green thumbs in the audience, you aren’t forgotten.” By the time it degenerates into a rehash of suicidal midget karate race wars doing cocaine with strippers you are well settled.

    What was a bit laborious in the first half of the movie becomes snappy dialog by Act III. Improbable plot twists limbo just beneath the bar of implausibility. By the end, even those enormous eyebrows become believable.

    There are some laughs to be had. Not gut busters, but more like David Mamet style chuckles. The wordy style and plot driven indie fare isn’t for everyone, but if those are in your sites, this film will not disappoint.

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  • Double Feature - The Rugged Individuals

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    Jeremiah Johnson  (1972)

    Into the Wild  (2007)

    We went to the woods. Down the National Park road the direction Yogi told us. There was supposed to be a helipad there. The flat rock outcropping would suffice. We climbed up and smoked a bowl at sunset. Thousands of feet below a river ran. Its motion making static the vast forest in front of us. Next to the table-top flat stone was a fire ring that looked as if it had been recently used. We were not the first to rest here at dusk. As the darkness rose from the forest floor up to the stars we decided to head back. Instead of following the road, we would follow romance and the rugged path through the uncharted woods. Just in case, we kept an eye on the road to make certain we would not end up lost, stoned hikers. 20 paces further and the road had disappeared. For a split second we were there… primal purity.

    The search for that sensation drives the main characters in both of the films in this double feature, the titular Jeremiah Johnson and Chris McCandless of Into the Wild.

    Jeremiah Johnson hangs up the uniform in the mid 19th century to seek solace as a mountain man in the American West. We don’t get elaborate details of his motivations, but the spirit of jaded disillusionment runs through anyone that found dad eating Santa’s cookies or waited for that sophomore album after a glorious debut. Everyone at one time has caught a boot to the teeth. Jeremiah doesn’t need a backstory. He can borrow ours.

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    The cinema of Jeremiah Johnson is epic. The quiet solitude. Robert Redford’s eye creases. Bits of comic relief underscored by a Hollywood Studio Orchestra. Technicolor looks great through the cannabinoid lens. Sidney Pollack’s direction puts out a meal for your psyche with triumphs and failures told by a filmmaker craftsman with enough movie magic to make you feel satisfied. In the end, though, it is a period piece, but not of the old west. It is a period piece of 1972.

    As the movie was being prepared for release, burglars broke in to the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee. Before that Vietnam. Before that civil rights. Almost 20 years of wrenching social turmoil. And what is a man to do? While Woodward was meeting with Deep Throat, Redford was in the mountains, purifying Jeremiah Johnson of the ills of society.

    There is a subconscious feeling that this dark-side of humanity is the price paid for progress. Human cruelty increases with every txt message. For every new airbag and wonder drug, there is a trail of dysfunctional families. Families like that of Chris McCandless.

    While Jeremiah Johnson meditates on solemnity and quaint virtues, Into the Wild is a new millennia of motion picture. The only character that was not a star (the libidinous 16 year old, Tracy) is the lead in the Twighlight series. The celebrity extends to the celebrity soundtrack by Eddie Vedder. Writer, Director Sean Penn.

    Its the 21st century and nothing is as simple as it seems. Alexander Supertramp, nee Chris McCandless, claims to be on a spiritual journey, but his calculations feel much more like a cry for personal celebrity. Without the social strife immediate to the character of Jeremiah Johnson, Alexander Supertramp is on a reactionary anti-pilgrimage against society in general. As the movie progresses, my 4 hour buzz is waning, Into the Wild is getting me seriously aggro. His, aww-shucks schtick seems more like a veil to his imagined future as a Gen-X Kerouac.

    Here he is, flaunting his inexperience in the face of unforgiving nature. His arrogance makes his quest for the rugged individualist epiphany seem like a self indulgent masquerade. The film has music for every segment. It all seems a bit contrived. His hatred of untruth and rejection of society seem cliche and tired.

    Didn’t Hal Holbrook get nominated for an oscar for this movie? On cue, he hits the screen. After being taunted and emotionally bullied up onto the mountain with McCandless, he drops a fortune cookie, the way only an old man can. He tells the Supertramp that forgiveness brings love. And love brings the light of god. I know it is cheesy, but as selfish as McCandless was, I forgive him… more than nature ever could or would. And that makes me feel human.

    Back in the National Park, we took a 90 degree turn and found our way back to the road. The instant of primal purity now a memory, we were heading home. Thinking back to that emotion, it was much better realized in Jeremiah Johnson. The intense explication of Into the Wild continually drove a wedge between me and the Supertramp. Forgiveness of these sins brought love, and maybe even the light of God, but it couldn’t bring back my buzz.


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  • More Star Trek!

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    Star Trek  (2009)

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    Space, the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the franchise Star Trek; it’s continuing mission to seek out lucrative licensing opportunities.  To blandly go where there has been a comfortable encampment for decades!

    To be honest, I didn’t hate the new Star Trek movie.  It looked really pretty.  There were some decent performances…  It didn’t poison any significant memories of my childhood.  And did I mention it was pretty?  Oh, and hopefully it will stir the exploratory spirit of the movie-going world and fuel a resurgent space age, one which will carry a united humankind into it’s interplanetary adolescence.

    High hopes, I admit… But what Trek was to me, both TOS and TNG (to toss around Trekkie shorthand) was optimism.  It was a positive furture created by and for sentient beings out of enlightened self-interest, intellectual curiosity and a genuine desire for the betterment of all peoples.  A utopian future that looked hoplessly naive, but was the better for it.  However, what I disliked about this new chapter was not the perceived misinterpretation of Trekness; it was the accurate interpretation of crappymovieness.

    JJ Abrams doesn’t like to earn his drama.  He seems to like to jump over all the “character building” and “plot development” by playing on the archtypes and stereotypes that have been built by generations of American popular culture and expecting the media reflexes of his audience to close the gap.  Sadly, I can’t say for sure if that is a terrible thing, or a brilliant one.  I don’t know whether this is a symptom of a lazy media production/consumption cycle or a sign of an emerging metaphorical syntax (akin to the Tamarians from that episode of ST:TNG… you know, “Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra”, etc).  Most likely it’s both.  A distressing simplification AND an evolutionary storytelling technique.  Curse you grey area!  Curse you for not letting me loathe JJ Abrams with the purity to which I am accustomed by our nuanceless mediascape.

    And the thing about Star Trek is it’s full of enough archtypal characters to make Joseph Campbell masturbate into the nearest clean sock.  This allows JJ Abrams to hit certain story markers in dull, mechanical stride and make you think that he’s woven a story.  You’re familar with how these people *should* relate to one another, and how these events *should* play out, so you think you’ve seen a coherent story.  It’s a multilayered illusion that seems, at a distance, to be a movie.  But the longer you look, the more you ask, “What the ****”?  This new Trek is scifi by art students instead of science wonks.

    So, the Enterprise was built on Earth, not in some sort of orbiting spacedock.  WTF?  Kirk and most of the crew of the Enterprise were all in the same class at Starfleet academy.  WTF?  An emergency comes up and the only available crew are academy-fresh cadets, so Starfleet gives them the new flagship.  WTF?  And it continues like this through the whole movie.  Small discrepencies and nonsenses that slowly build dissonance in the brain, dissonance which requires a mighty suspension of disbelief (or simple inattention) for the movie to be digested.

    Part of what made the ST:TOS endearing was what it was surmounting.  It was on TV when TV was cheap.  It was compelling anyway.  It sneakily promoted racial equiality when race was a taboo topic.  It pointed at the wars of the 20th century and called them madness.  It promoted a core idealogy of optimistic freedom and social duty.  It had it’s flaws, but it pointed to a future where humanity was going to be better than we are now.

    This incarnation of Trek has no lofty ideals to inspire.  Kirk seems not rakish but reckless.  This can all be explained away by the plot I suppose, a divergent timeline.  Sure.  But it’s not the Trek I have loved.  JJ Abrams may have pulled the Trek universe back from the brink Brannon Braga pushed it to, but it was already a hollow shell of a franchise by then anyway.  It’s pretty much what I was expecting, but I was hoping against past experience that I would be wowed out of my trousers by a bold new Trek.  No luck.

    Still, the product placement wasn’t nearly as bad as it could’ve been.  A Nokia central computer in a 300 year old gas burning Ford Mustang and “Budweiser Classic” ordered at a bar…  both plausibly vestigal corporate identities on the future Earth of Star Trek, where they don’t even have money, goddammit! But hey… Bruce Greenwood ROCKED.  Sylar and Harold were decent, and the other folks weren’t bad.  When Simon Pegg appeared, Scottie-ing it up, it seemed like everyone else turned to cardboard… That guy is fun to watch.  The design was mostly nice;  Old Spock’s Hoth-coat was rad.  The Enterprise herself looked nice enough, some proportions altered, but nothing distracting.

    So, overall, not too bad, but not Star Trek.  Or, not *my* Star Trek anyway.  It was like Star Trek’s dumb cousin who loves football and Jerry Bruckheimer movies got into Star Trek’s wardrobe and did some role playing.  But it was watchable, as are Jerry Bruckheimer movies.  Accompanied by the appropriate intoxicants it should be VERY watchable.  But there’s no depth, no substance.  Lastly, my strongest hope for this movie, I shit you not, is still that people love it and are inspired by it and that interest in the exploration of space is reinvigorated by it.  Because mankind’s future is among the stars, and if JJ Abrams can push us just a little closer to that Trekkish future by making Star Trek cool, then all his other transgressions can be forgiven.  Even Cloverfield.

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    Youtube - The most cogent visual analysis of New Trek I could find

    IMDB - New Star Trek

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  • Moulin Rouge

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    Moulin Rouge  (2001)

    Where to begin?  We are talking about a film that is eight years old, but if you’ve been there and done that you know that it is worthy of a Critique.  If not - then download it (with full surround sound of course) and watch it.  You will be glad you did.

    The movie begins perfectly.  The red velvet curtains open.  Are we watching a movie, or a live show at the theatre?  Layers within layers within layers.  Its a movie about a show about a song about a story about a love between a boy and a girl who must disguise their affair in the collaborative writing of a musical spectacular about a boy and a girl who must hide their affair from  . . . you get the picture.   The higher perspective loves layers and Moulin Rouge is the gift that keeps on giving.

    But it doesn’t stop there - oh no.  Baz Luhrmann decided to fabricate a musical almost entirely out of what we would now call “remix” songs.  Each of the major songs in the movie are alchemical concoctions of myriad pop hits.  Elton John, Madonna, David Bowie, Joe Cocker all make an appearance, mixed together in belle epoque cocktail that will leave your head spinning and your senses dazzled.  Try to follow the thread of exactly what boy and girl are saying when you constantly have to identify “material girl” as a Madonna song, remember what that song is about, how it fit into its cultural context and then link that back up to the phrases before and after it - within the context of the point in the movie in which it happend.  Beautiful.

    Then there are the visuals.  Let me first suggest that you are well strapped in and with plenty of munchies on-hand *before* the green fairy makes her appearance. This is a Moulin Rouge spectacular spectacular, after all.  You have bejewled beauties swinging from high trapeeze (to the tune of Nirvana of course) and courtesans living on top of an elephant that must have been imagined by a string theorist.   You have song and dance numbers replete with vein-popping, foot-stomping energy and narcoleptic Argentinans stomping out a tight tango (yes, to the tune of Roxanne).  And if you’ve managed to keep your chin off the floor as the love story drifts past singing moons and animated frogs, you get the quasi-closing bollywood-meets-the-Bohemian extravaganza to make sure that you are right there with towelie having absolutely no idea what is going on.  But loving it.

    And, of course, the characters.  We’ve already mentioned the narcoleptic Argentinian, but this film is full of em.  Jim Broadbent does an insane job gnashing his teeth and rolling his eyes as the owner of the Rouge.  But nothing comes close to John Leguizamo’s brilliantly absurd Tolouse-Lautrec who somehow manages to get cast as a magical sitar that only speaks the truth in the awe-inspiring conclusion.  And what a relief - in a film that is linked and cross-linked, fiction within fiction within fiction to, finally, run into the pure unvarnished, obvious Truth.

    This is a film that has the wisdom to remind you in the end credits what it was about: Beauty, Truth and (most of all) Love.  Whew!  After all of that, you very much need the help.  And, amazingly enough, in-spite of the sound and fury, you really do get the sense that Love is somehow somewhere contained therein.

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  • The Natural History of the Chicken

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    Last night, I smoked.  And it was good.  On the suggestion of a friend I watched The Natural History of the Chicken, and it was amazing.

    It’s not a movie, just 60 minutes of chicken-ery (HA! get it? like “chicanery”! Ha ha! No? Okay whatever)…  Facts and anecdotes related by people who LOVE chickens, but delivered with an odd drama, unexpected gravitas… I sat gaping at the wonder of this strange little video as it totally fucked my brain inside out.  High or not, you can’t help but wonder if the featured human cast is kidding *just a little bit*.  It’s not fake, not mockumentary, but almost as if the director Mark Lewis realized that the material might get a little dry if not presented with flair.

    It’s basically a PBS nature documentary…  Everybody knows that PBS continually creates some of the best Haute programming in the universe (judged by content and  tone), but TNHotC raises the bar.  There are chicken fact and chicken statistics, chicken anecdotes, chicken reenactments of chicken anecdotes!  TNHotC serves as a cordial introduction to an animal that usually passes unnoticed betwixt our jawbones and through our excretory apparatus and invites you to appreciate it’s place in human culture.  What else is there in the world of chick-umentary?

    Consider this my strong recommendation to get stonier than a chicken’s gizzard and soak up the Natural History of the Chicken.

    The Natural History of the Chicken on PBS

    The Natural History of the Chicken on YouTube (though I would suggest watching it on your TV, for full effect)

    The Natural History of the Chicken on Netflix

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  • Star Trek

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    Star Trek  (2009)

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    It is a wonderful thing to see what a talented director of Generation X can do with a piece of media.  In some ways JJ Abrams’ Star Trek is a revelation.  In other ways it is a vastly missed opportunity.

    First the good part.  This haute critic had the good fortune to view the film in IMAX and it benefits from the facelift.  The visuals are (for the most part) gorgeous - filled with inspired architecture of what an optimistic and very human future might look like.  Abrams takes the look and feel of vintage 60’s Trek and resurrects it boldly into the 21st century.  Costumes have just the right flush of color to give you the feel that you are watching “in real life” what the folks captured “on TV” in the 60’s.  And the characters go there as well.  Abrams fully modern touch hangs real psychological depth on our once legendary two dimensional favorites.  Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Uhura.  Even Checkov, Scotty and Sulu come to us now suddenly as real people with real motivations behind their actions and desires.  The essence of the new generation.  In this dimension, Star Trek might even exceed Batman Begins and Spiderman - now, finally, you can understand Kirk’s almost salacious womanizing and fire-from-the-hip (lack of) strategy.  Bones’ growling and eye-bulging become the natural expressions of a real person from a real place that seems plausible.  The Shatner, Nimoy, Kelly characters presumably came from somewhere, but the GI Generation templates that must have been impressed on Gene Roddenberry’s mind in a flying fortress over the Pacific couldn’t translate through the stock personalities available in the 60’s.  Abrams seamlessly accelerates our favorite characters into his mythical universe without spilling a drop.

    And, in a way, that is the bad part.  At the end of the day, Abrams fails to take advantage of the real power and heritage of Star Trek: it is the expression of a personal experience and vision from a generation that is almost fully passed from the Earth.  The greasemonkeys who looked back on the collapsing 19th Century world of their parents with confusion and dismay and forward to the Final Frontier that science, technology and American Gusto could bring to bear left their collective fingerprints all over Star Trek.  Hatching in the last warm glow before the tumult of the mid 60’s, Star Trek unselfconsciously and unashamedly projected a confident (even cocky) view of what the kids of WWII aspired for in a human future.  And from its earliest beginnings Trek managed to catch enough to keep it renewed and relevant through more than four decades — as the rest of the culture warped and spun all over the place.  There is a message to be found there - somehow more vital and alive than most that have managed to survive into our era.   In many ways Star Trek represents the last breath of a pure optimism from our pop culture - importantly birthed out of the lived experience of people who were children in the Great Depression and youths in World War II.

    Its easy to dismiss Trek.  Its linear extrapolation of 50’s society and technology into a decently distant future seems absurd and implausible.  Vernor Vinge’s singularity compression curve makes us all too painfully aware of how near the future is and how implausible that the future will look anything at all like today.  But lest we forget - for the past four decades, that Roddenberry vision has been the ultimate self-creating future: generations of inspired kids have been working hard to make real that portion of Star Trek that most captured their imagination.  The deep sprit of Trek goes far beyond Klingons, communicators and transporter beams into a comprehensive vision of how we can go about building what we imagine to build.

    FInding that deep spirit, reaching down into it and giving new life to it in a way that works for the children of a New Millenium; that would have been a true gift.  And the opportunity was there - Abrams had the opportunity to (and did) reboot the entire Star Trek concept - and he did so with style, panache and a real sense for the aesthetic of the world.  Unfortunately, he didn’t really take his shot.  The story was very much a re-tread and clearly was little more than an excuse for Abrams to fulfill his visual intent.  There aren’t that many Star Treks left in the world.  The door isn’t closed on what can be done with the franchise, but it will take a real effort to craft the right depth of story and sense to match the potential of what could be done.

    A quality experience for the initiated, but nothing compared to the Watchmen and one suspects upcoming fare (Terminator, Harry Potter, Nine) will have more to offer those looking for a fully baked theatrical experience.

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