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  • The Protector

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    The Protector  (2006)

    Wow. More than three months without a post! So much for good intentions.

     I just purchased, sight unseen, another Tony Jaa film: The Protector.

     Oh, where to begin. I will start by saying, do not expect anything in the way of character development, significant plot points, or great cinematography. Watch this movie to see Jony Jaa do his stuff.

     TJ plays the son of the man who raises elephants for a member of Thai royalty. An unscrupulous  businessman/transvestite has stolen the prize elephant and a baby elephant and spirited them away to Australia.

     But enough about that. Let's talk Tony Jaa.

     The first fight doesn't happen until nearly twenty minutes into the film, but this oversight is more than made up for by pretty much the whole rest of the movie, which is basically one gigantic fight punctuated by numberous explosions as the fight changes venues. The explosions, and indeed all of the special effects, are mediocre at best. But Oh! is TJ beautiful to watch.l Two scenes, in particular, stand out for me.'

    The first is what appears to be one long shot of TJ fighting his way up a huge circular staircase, beating the bejeezus out of at least twenty thugs in the process. No moves are repeated, none flubbed,  and no-one stands a chance. And this isn't even the biggest fight. The fact that it was done in one shot is hugely impressive, when you consider there was no wirework, no digital effects, and no stunt doubles for Mr. Jaa.

    The other scene is a one-on-one with a capoeira fighter, in a room with a foot of water on the floor.  I had to go back and rewind this one a couple of times. Both men are superb martial artists and stylistically, the fight was a thing of beauty.

    I think TJ may develop into a decent actor if given the right direction and opportunities, but until then his movies are worth seeing just for the sheer joy of watching him move. 

     


  • Spirited Killer

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    The Matrix  (1999)

    Spirited Killer  (1996)

    This is my first film review EVAR, so we will see how it goes.

    I just finished watching Spirited Killer, one of Thai wunderkind Tony Jaa's first movie efforts.

    The film opens with a local witch doctor selling an immortality potion which kills whoever drinks it. One of his victims escapes, and a group of enraged townsfolk attack and kill the doctor.

    Fast forward five years. Two groups of adventurers - one from China, seeking a vein of "holy metal", and another from Japan seeking ancient relics - converge on the village just as a seemingly indestructible stranger begins killing everyone in his path. The two groups of adventurers join forces with the villagers to try to stop the killer, with Tony Jaa leading the offensive.

    But is the killer the master, or the apprentice?

    Oh: there is a musical number accompanying Jaa's introduction.

    The default for the DVD is the dubbed version, so I suggest you set up the movie for "Thai" language and "English" subtitles before the first frame rolls. Even by the generally atrocious standards of English-dubbed martial arts flicks, this one is pretty bad.

    The subtitles were written by someone with an excellent grasp of English. However, I sometimes wondered if this person knew much Thai. I don't speak Thai, but it really seemed sometimes that the subtitles didn't really fit what was happening onscreen.

    Most of the film involves people running from point a to points b,c,d...z, and at each point getting the crap beaten out of them by the bad guy. The fights themselves are fairly realistic from a physics point of view - no wirework or CGI - but the amount of punishment these people soak up before succumbing to injury is superhuman. Half of the sword slashes draw no blood, and the visible wounds are quickly washed away by sweat and buckets of water.

    The writing and dialog (subtitles version) jumps wildly between being mediocre and superbly cringe-worthy, particularly in the interactions between the locals and the two groups of adventurers.

    The actors themselves are obviously accomplished martial artists and display a speed and agility which put to shame even the super high-budget American efforts. The director put forth special effort to showcase several different styles, although in the end they all kind of looked like a Thai spin on Chinese kung fu.

    I recommend watching the movie for the fight scenes and fast-forwarding through much of the dialog. If you MUST watch the whole thing, make sure you have subtitles ON and English dubbing OFF.

  • Hello World!

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    Hi all!

    In the coming days I will be posting musings and reviews of some of the many (many!) martial arts movies I have seen throughout my life. Stay tuned!

 

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