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  • Why?

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    The Wicker Man  (2006)

    Dislike and disinterest are in no way strong enough to describe this film.  There seems to be no button to click to label it as 'garbage' so I'll have to type it instead.  
    This film was God awful.  They chose to remake a classic and they screwed it up big time.  This film was altered beyond repair and just should never have seen the light of day.  Nic Cage used to be make good films.  What happened?
    I mean, aside from ridiculously altering the plot, was it really necessary to beat up that many women?  I will say one thing for this film though, the only defining factor in this film that brings any kind of audience satisfaction - you get to hear Nic get hobbled - the only thing that brings any kind of entertainment from this 'film'.

  • You suspect foul play? I suspect murder!

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    The Wicker Man  (1974)

    This film is a classic.  It was a gem and then they remade it.  I think remakes are a waste of time mostly anyway, but of all the films to choose to remake, why pick this one?
    This is an amazing film and whilst not being an outright horror, is in some ways horrifying.  It has what must be one of the best endings in film history.  I spent 3 months actaully studying this film for my A level Film class and to be honest, now it has become a fantastic joke between the people who were in that class.  Despite how good it was, 3 months left it at a point of overkill and I can no longer manage to watch it in one sitting.  
    But that is not because it is a bad film, merely that I have seen it too many times in too short a period of time and have had it tainted.  This is a classic film and if you are thinking of seeing (or have seen the remake and know how bad it is), then please give this one a view as it is so much better.   

  • Everything is the same, even if it looks different

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    This film is astounding.  The first time I watched this film I was so absorbed by it that I put it on a second time the moment it finished and watched it twice through.  
    I have since watched it probably a dozen times.  It is something to behold that I have managed this as usually I cannot forgive mark Wahlberg for being in the remake of Planet Of The Apes.  But even I have to admit that in this film he is amazing.  The "pure-being ball thing" cracks me up every time and I'd be lying if I said that Jude Law (an actor I just plain cannot stand) didn't play his part brilliantly.  
    This is a fantastic film and it brings so much more than most other films do today.  Jason Schwartzman, whilst always good, is on top form here in a role that seems tailored just for him.  
    I absolutely love this film and cannot get enough of it.  I would encourage you to see it, as soon as possible.   

  • Pharoh gobbles donkey goobers, Cleopata does the nasty

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    Bubba Ho-Tep  (2002)

    I freaking love this film.  
    Bruce Campbell is an absolute legend, and in a perfect role as The King himself, Elvis as he takes on an evil mummy in cowboy dudds that is menacing the residents of a nursing home, sucking thier souls out through thier arse holes.  His only help, a deluded old man who believes that he is JFK and has been dyed black by the government who are keeping his brain in the White House.  
    See this to me, sounds completely irresistable.  I read about it and saw 4 still frames in a film mag and went straight down to my local rental store and got it immediately.  This film is genius, it is clever and funny and at the same time, manages to be oddly endearing towards the old folks who are so often overlooked.  The last time I saw anyone going out of thier way to rescue one of the elderly was in Mars Attacks I think...
    However, I won't lie and say that the film will be to everyones taste as I have discovered when I suggested it to customers when they asked me what we had to rent that was a good film.  I have managed to get 5 people to rent it.  3 of them came in and told me I had awful taste (one of those asked for a refund), 1 person just left it in the drop box and I'll never know whta they thought, but 1 person did say how much they did enjoy it.  
    So although it might not be to your taste, it might be worth watching to find out.   

  • They're not really criminals, but everybody's got to have a dream

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    Bottle Rocket  (1996)

    This is Wes Anderson's first film and it doesn't compare to his later work I am sorry to say.  But the fact is that it remains an outstanding film.  
    It was a very good film filled with some good laughs and was written very well and once again, the Owen brothers steal the show.  But more importantly, it was a symbol of what was to come.  Since this Wes Anderson has made some amazing films and continues to do so.  
    It is an interesting film and the best thing is that parts of it just remain blissfully simple such as Anthony's (Luke Wilson) relationship with the maid at their hotel.  
    Although not the best of Andersons work, it was a very good film, that was very easy to watch and showed the world what Anderson was capable off and he has since proved his worth magnificently.

  • Love. Expulsion. Revolution

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    Rushmore  (1998)

    This is an absolute masterpiece I have to say.  
    This film pits an amazing actor (Schwartzman) against a legend (Murray).  I cannot think of any other film where you get to see Bill Murray basically starting a war with a 15 year old boy.  It is funny as it could be whilst maintaining a melancholy twinge to it that is maintained throughout the film.  This film made me cry (with laughter) with some of the strangest lines and actions ever ("your minds as warped as your ear magnus").  
    This is pretty much one of Wes Andersons lighter films and certainly a lot lighter in content than The Royal Tenenbaums which is one of his best films, but this one is perhaps the best one to start on.  

 

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