"I often dream about the Dolphin Hotel. In these dreams,
I'm there, implicated in some kind of ongoing
circumstance. All indications are that I belong to this
dream continuity."
So wrote the nameless protagonist of Haruki
Murakami's novel Dance, Dance, Dance of his supernatural
encounters in a room of the aforementioned hotel. Words
that could just as easily have come from John Cusack's
paranormal debunker in Mikael Håfström's adaptation of a
Stephen King short.
Cusack is Mike Enslin, skeptical ghosthunter and
remaindered novelist. Haunted by his own ghosts, and the
kind of spirits that come in a bottle, Enslin travels to
Manhattan to spend the night in the, supposedly, haunted
eponymous room of the Dolphin Hotel - site of over
fifty assorted suicides, murders and deaths attributed
to 'natural causes'.
This, of course, is something of a throwback to those
old 'writer spends a night in a haunted house' movies
that many of us would watch on late night TV as kids - a
subgenre which, surely, reached it's peak with Robert
Wise's original, supreme The Haunting.
Sam Jackson is the hotel manager who tries to talk
Enslin out of it but this is really Cusack's film. Like
other recent horrors (Bug, Vacancy) most of the action
takes place in a single room.
Unfortunately, Cusack's performance alternates between
sonambulism and gurning hysteria. Jackson, in what's
really an extended cameo, phones in his performance from
the hotel reception and, in one bizarre scene, turns up
to enigmatically scold Cusack from the room's minibar.
By the time blood starts leaking from the walls and
plumbing you feel the movie has descended into haunted
house cliche, with only the incessant sound of Karen
Carpenter's 'We've Only Just Begun' providing any real
horror.
The, laughably simplistic, attempt at theological debate
doesn't help matters, either. As if the recent The
Reaping wasn't bad enough, here's another atheistic
skeptic getting their just desserts - this time, with
the added guilt trip of a terminally ill child whose
father denies her the glory of a heavenly life eternal.
It's all rather a shame really. With a decent cast and
it's old skool scenario 1408 could have been a
contender. Sadly, those looking for some creepy Stephen
King haunted hotel thrills had best dig out that old VHS
copy of The Shining.