We've seen great filmmakers stoop down a few notches to do movies that are a little under their talents, either for a quick paycheck or to do something just for fun. Directors Quentin Tarrentino and Robert Rodriguez are unique filmmakers thought, they've made art out of these sub-standard genres in earlier works. So seeing them play homage to the grindhouse expirience in Grindhouse is...well a little redundant. But being first-class arteurs that they are, it only means that their success is pretty much obvious, if only a little less satisfying. That's perhaps the only truly critical thing I can say about the movie. Otherwise, this is the hands-down clear-cut adrenaline rush to the back of the skull that horror and action junkies have been waiting for. It is the cinematic equivalent to chasing down an entire pot of extra-strong coffee with a can of Red Bull and Whoop-Ass Combined. And if you think I'm exaggerating, see it for yourself, but be careful, it bites back.
For those who missed the trailers and spots, Grindhouse is a double feature with several fake promos to make this not so much a movie, but an expirience. Planet Terror, directed by Rodriguez, is about a small Texas town overran by virus-plagued citizens while a handful of survivors led by the mysterious El Wrey (Freddie Rodriguez, no relation to the director) and the sexy go-go dancer Cherry Darlin (Rose McGowan). This movie plays out as an homage to Roger Corman and his protoges (some of which were James Cameron, Martin Scorsesse, and Ron Howard) with musical cues right out of John Carpenter's handbook. The story in Planet Terror is right out of these old B-Movie plots, masking ugly realism about Government cover-ups, medical paranoia, and general class warfare with zombies and over-the-top violence. Feminism is even rooted for by the lustuous Cherry Darlin, who stops becoming a victim when she looses a leg and gains an M-16 cannon that even Schwartzeneger would would be jeolous of. And just like those B-Flicks, it is so over-the-top that it looses it's meaning as the guns start blazing.
The second flick is Death Proof, helmed by Tarrentino, who isn't so much making a general homage, but seems influenced by those great chase movies of the 70s, of which the characters int he movie know all about. It is about the demented Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell), who likes to kill women with his "Death Proof" car (of course, the only who doesn't die in it is himself). But his latest victims (Rosario Dawson, Tracie Thoms, and Zoe Bell), hold a vital secret that could be hazardous to his health. While most of this movie is about that great Tarrentino dialogue that would be cliche under lesser hands, most of it is not really important when the petal is put to the metal. But I will tell you right now, when they hit the gas, you'll be left beathless to the end. I will say that this move isn't so much scary outside of a strech of it with real life stuntwoman Bell dangling from the hood of a 1970 Dodge Charger. But trust me when I tell you that in no way is that CG or done at slow speeds, which gives this part more terror than any other part of anything I've seen in the last 10 years). But when you get to the end, you'll have so much adrenaline built up, you'll have to scream to let it out, I'm not kidding.
And of course there are those fake trailers which are really good. Two I will mention comes from other filmmakers. Rob Zombie's trailer is by far my favorite because of it's goofiness added with sheer joy. I could see him making this movie for real just to do it. This only makes me excited about seeing his "revisioning" of Halloween. And then there is Eli Roth's promo which proves to me without a doubt that he has to be the most twisted horror director working today (not exactly the best, but seriouly twisted).
It's hard not to ruin the fun by giving too much away, but I want to express that this is in fact the most fun I've had at the movies this year. But then again, not everyone is going to like this, especially those who are fans of Tarrentino or Rodriguez. This isn't prime material, this is their B-Track. They aren't paving any new territory, so much as bowing to the previous masters of cult cinema in their own unique ways. And I hope this isn't the last time that they do this. Like the Ocean's movies, I'd like to see them come back to it every few years or so and let off their steam with some more mayhem.
Acting-wise, I must make some mentionings. First Freddie Rodriguez has finally broke through his Six Feet Under persona and has now become what Kurt Russell used to be under John Carpenter; a mean and dangerous bad boy with more bite than bark. At the same time, it was nice seeing Russell bring back that bad boy attitude that he had left in the closet for 20 years (and yes, it still fits). I have slowly become a fan of Tracy Thoms over the last couple of years, and this shows yet again how diverse she is as an actress playing a trash-mouthed would-be victim to Stuntman Mike. And let's not mention Zoe Bell, who is much braver (or flat out insane) than I would be.
All in all, this movie is a real treat to those who are junkies for the genre. But don't expect excellence going in. This movie celebrates the imperfections, even to the point of fading and wearing the print out to the point of burns in some places. But what else do you expect in a place or a movie called a Grindhouse?
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