One must wonder the kind of audience that director Wes Anderson is trying to play to. His films are too financed to be considered independent. They’re too stylized to be called raw. They are simply too square to be called cool. And yet, that doesn’t stop him from making another one. In all fairness, I not only love Rushmore, I put it in my Great Movies list. But starting from The Royal Tennenbaums (which I liked), it started to decline the lower depths with The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (which I didn’t like so much). And now he has reached what I hope to be his rock bottom with The Darjeeling Limited, which pairs him again with Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman, while bringing Oscar-winner Adrian Brody along for the ride to hell as well.
The title comes from a train that travels into the heart of India, on board are three brothers; the heavily bandaged Francis (Wilson), Peter (Brody), and Jack (Schwartzman). They haven’t seen each other in a year since their father had died and the strain on their brotherhood has reached a limit where they can’t trust each other. And it turns out to be a good reason: Francis is a control freak, Peter is a kleptomaniac, and Jack has a knack for controlling women in pitiful ways. Francis has gotten them together for what he calls a spiritual journey that he has planned out on laminated cards. The other two are looking for any way to get out of this.
Of course, hijinks are bound to be ensuing with each brother finding ways to make this train ride even more uncomfortable to the rest of the passengers. Between Jack trying to seduce the cart-attendant and Peter bringing an extremely poisonous snake on board, needless to be said, they are put under compartment arrest. When halfway into the journey the train loses their car, I seriously felt that it wasn’t an accident (or that I wouldn’t be tempted to do the same thing). And eventually, they are simply thrown off, which starts their real journey into self-enlightenment which brings them eventually to their mother (Angelica Huston), which it turns out is the entire goal of the trip to begin with.
I have no problem with surrealism whatsoever, and that is quite plainly what Wes Anderson is attempting here. But I do have a problem with how this film mocks its characters at the expense of truly understanding them. It assumes that it’s perfectly fine to make fun of them for being childish and trite because they do silly things. Take a scene where the brothers are swapping prescribed medications with each other while a fourth man (the incredible Kumar Pallena) must sit between the three of them and pretend not to confused and nervous about these actions. You feel sorry for the man, but the film puts him in the butt of the joke. The film skirts racism by making its white fools making a mockery of Indian beliefs and traditions. If there were a sense of respect for the traditions that are being lampooned or a punishment to be dealt to the three morons who are debasing it, then I’d laugh. But the film seems to think these traditions to be funny as well. Instead, we see anyone appalled by the brothers’ behavior as being mean.
Watching the film, I wonder what it would have been like if Ishmael Merchant and James Ivory would have taken the material and made a drama from it. I would assume it would have looked a lot like Mira Nair’s recent film The Namesake, a film that is a classic gem compared to this ugly little movie. And strangely enough, one of the stars of The Namesake, Irfan Kahn, is in this film in a thankless role that has only two lines of dialog as a grieving father. He was also in A Mighty Heart playing opposite Angelina Jolie in another groundbreaking role. It’s so sad how great talent must be made humble to such filmmakers as Anderson.
Anderson’s direction is only limited by his wanting to imitate better foreign directors. I can almost see him taking cues from Louis Malle, Francois Truffaut, and the inimitable Powell and Pressberger. The only saving grace is his cinematographer Robert Yeoman who has a great sense of color schemes and finds a lively tone and grace to what is an unsalvageable mess. Anderson makes me think of a little kid who wants to be seen as a grown up so badly but doesn’t understand the meaning. His comedy is dry and heartless, with very little to laugh about since we care nothing for his characters, the scenario that we’re given, or the environment which they show little appreciation for.
If there’s anything worse than the direction of the film, it has to be the acting. This has to be the worst ensemble this year outside of Spider-Man 3. We don’t buy any of these guys as brothers, or even as guys who have even once passed each other on the street. Wilson, Brody, and Schwartzman are all three incredibly gifted actors and comedians, but they are completely over their heads on this one. And poor Angelica Huston, who looks like she has as much interest in being in this movie as a lobster does at Long John Silver.
And yet if there’s one thing better than Yeoman’s camera in this film, it has to be the great soundtrack that mixes The Kinks with Satyajit Ray. This is a trademark for Wes Anderson films to find ways to blend obscure 60s and 70s rock with a great score. And yet, I can’t help but to feel that all of this work was wasted on a terrible movie.
All in all, the kinds of people who are likely to see this will adore everything I hate about this movie. Others will already stay away since they prefer safer fare. I don’t know exactly who might heed my warning. But someone’s got to say something when a runaway train jumps the tracks.