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  • So Bad It's Good, Pt. 2...

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    The Flesh Eaters  (1964)

       Anybody who thinks that  Plan 9  is the worst movie ever made has not seen  The Flesh Eaters .   Don't get me wrong...   I LOVED this movie!   What has to be the most ridiculous plot and story line in the history of motion pictures is saved by (for it's time) some of the most inventive and shocking gore effects ever seen and (again, for it's time), a fair amount oif beautiful female flesh.   When a small plane is forced to land on a seemingly deserted Pacific island do to engine trouble and an approaching storm, it's occupants, an alcoholic and aging Hollywood starlet, her secretary and the rugged pilot, are greeted by a sinister German 'marine biologist' who is studying something in the water...   it turns out that this 'something' is a 'microbial bacteria' that is large enough to be seen with the naked eye and picked up with tweezers!   Theese 'microbes' also have the nasty habit of eating any animal (or human) flesh they come in contact with, leaving only clean skeletons remaining...  When our castaways discover an intact but stripped clean of any flesh skeleton on the beach the German scientist says "It must have been sharks..."  ...   yeah, right...   When exposed to electrocution these creatures appear to die...   only to come back to life and morph into a giant one-eyed monster!   Leading up to the infamous 'Color-Scene' in this otherwise B&W movie, when our hero learns that the only wat to kill this creature is to inject it in the eye with human blood!   If all of this sounds ridiculous, trust me, it IS!   Still, for hard core horror fans like me this movie is a lot of fun!   Some of the very earliest gore-effects ever put on film and some rather attractive women exposising as much skin as possible for it's day make this one a fun ride...   recomended for those who might like this sort of thing...

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  • The Sentinel

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    The Sentinel  (1976)

    The next one I would like to talk about is  The Sentinel  ...   This is one of my all time favorite horror films and is one of the scariest and most disturbing I have ever seen.   Coming fresh on the heels of The Exorcist, The Omen and Rosemary's Baby, The Sentinal is a lost and forgotten classic of Satanic horror.   Based on the best selling novel by Jeffrey Konvitz, who also wrote the screenplay, it is the story of young New York fashion model Allison Parker (played by a scene-stealing Christina Raines), who breaks up with her fiance (Chris Sarandon of Fright Night and The Princess Bride fame) and moves into a beautiful and inexplicably affordable brownstone apartment.   The fun begins when she meets her rather eccentric new neighbors beginning with a nosey but likable Burgess Meredith who introduces her to other neighbors that range from mildly amusing to rather disturbing...   Oh, and there is a blind priest living upstairs who nobody talks to and who never leaves his apartment...   Suddenly, Allison's health begins to fail leading to regular fainting spells and much concern from her friends and estranged boyfriend.   When Allison asks her real estate agent (Ava Gardner) about all of her eccentric nieghbors she is in for a bit of a shock to learn that, aside from her and the blind priest upstairs, the building is quite deserted!   It turns out that the building is the gateway to Hell and the old blind priest (John Carradine) is the guardian who's job it is to keep the Legions Of Hell from invading the Earth!   And Allison, it turns out, has been chosen to be his replacement...   Some truely horrifying scenes, especially at the end, and just enough splattery gore to keep most gorehounds satisfied make this a standout picture that never quite got the attention it deserved.   Also look for Jeff Goldblum, Crisopher Walken, Beverly D'Angelo and others in "before they were stars" roles.   As with many of these old classics, I was a huge fan of the novel before the movie ever came out and I was not dissapointed in the movie in the least...   this is a truely terriffying experience that you won't soon forget.   It is also interesting to note that director Michael Winner visited hospitals and circus sideshows to hand pick the "freaks" and human "oddities" that were used in the movies finale...   when the legions of Hell begin to spill forth...

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  • To the Devil, a Daughter

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     I recently read that  To the Devil, a Daughter  was the last movie to come out of Englands Hammer Studios.   And while I would agree with most critics that this movie lacks the style and flair of most Hammer productions, it has something that no other Hammer film has had before...   Nastassja Kinski nude.   To put it quite simply, that is worth the price of admission right there.   But, aside from Nastassja showing off her lovely body, this is quite a good film in other ways as well.   Cristopher Lee is priceless (as he is in ALL of his films) as an insane and evil priest who has abandoned God and chosen to worship Satan instead.   He is also the 'godfather' of the young nun, Catherine (Kinski), who has been released from the convent to visit her father - who mysteriously refuses to see her.   Instead he sends her to his friend, an American novelist played by Richard Widmark, to look after her.   When he leaves Catherine with a couple of his friends while he is researching a story he is writing, they are myseriously murdered in a most brutal fashion and soon other supernatural events begin occuring...   This all leads to a final confrontation between Widmark and Lee and the forces of evil in a convoluted ending that doesn't do justice to an otherwise very good movie.   This one is recomended for some intense murder scenes and (as mentioned above) the always beautiful Nastassja showing off some of her, um, assets...

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  • Invasion Of The Saucer Men

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    Nearly 40 years before "Mars Attacks" , the Earth was invaded by evil looking, bulbous headed, bug eyed 'little green men' in this campy classic from 1957. It is Saturday night in small town America and the local 'Lover's Point' is full of local 'kids' (actually 20-something's) who are there to make out and drink beer, when a typical flying saucer lands nearby. In a convenient twist, this 'Lover's Point' is now private property owned by a cranky, shotgun-toting farmer who uses it as grazing land for his cattle and prize bull, causing the 'kids' to drive the treacherous road past the farmer's house without headlights to try (unsuccesfully) to go undetected. Thus it is no surprise when a couple of the kids accidentally run over an alien, pinning it under their car and killing it. The dead alien's dismembered hand then sprouts long 'needles' fom it's fingertips and puctures the kids' tires - causing them to try to make it back on foot - before creating more havoc. In another interesting twist, instead of using 'ray-guns' or other sophistcated weaponry, these aliens' weapon of choice are these needles which extend from their fingertips which they use to inject pure alcohol into their victims - leading to many 'drunk' jokes and causing the local police to have a hard time believing all these reports of litte-green-men and flying saucers they have been getting... In one of the more entertaining scenes, the farmers bull, who has a habit of bumming beers from the kids and getting drunk, charges one of the aliens and scoops it up between his horns, even goring the creature in the eye, while getting stabbed repeatedly with it's alcohol injecting needles... when the farmer finds his prize bull he is alive but too drunk to stand up! Made on a shoestring budget (even for it's time) and obviously intended as nothing more than a campy comedy, this movie actually has some frightening moments and, in fact, it actually scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it on late night TV as a young kid in the early 60's...

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  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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       The 1939 version of "The Huchback of Notre Dame", starring Charles Laughton, is absolutely the BEST version of this story ever filmed.   (I did not much care for the Lon Chaney silent version...)   This is one of my favorite movies of all time.   And, yes, this is considered by most people to be one of the classic Universal Horror Movies although you are correct in assuming that it is not really "horror" per se...   This IS listed as one of my favorite Horror Movies in my Horror Movies 101 group.   It is difficult to think of the tragic figure of Quasimodo as a "monster"... he is actually the HERO of the story!  The "villain" is the evil Preist 'Frollo' who is The Hunchback's 'foster father' of sorts.   Although this film takes great liberties with the original novel  (one of my favorite books), as do all of the film versions of this story, the basic premise is still there ...   It is the story of the beautiful gypsy girl 'Esmarelda' and all of the men who desire her... Quasimodo, Frollo and Gringoire the Poet... as well as the womanizing 'captain of the guards'...   and it turns out that the latter is the one that SHE desires....    this is a very tragic story that is 'running over' with sexuall tension/energy and was pretty 'racy' for it's time....  The coolest parts of the movie are when 'The Hunchback' saves the day... more than once....   I would STRONGLY recomend this movie to ANYONE who wants to watch a good film...

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  • Zombie

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    Dawn of the Dead  (1978)

    The Exorcist  (1973)

    Driller Killer  (1976)

    Zombie  (1979)

    I was 19 years old during the period of late '79- early 1980. And it is during that time that I wandered into a seedy, downtown Denver 'movie-house'.   The only thing I knew about the movie I was about to see was the name on the marquee... "ZOMBIE"...

       I was STUNNED!   This Movie Was PHENOMENAL!   Up to this point, the 'goriest' movies I had ever seen would be "Night Of The Living Dead" and "The Exorcist" ... (I had not yet seen "Dawn Of The Dead" which was released the year before...) ...   and some B-movie Drive-In fare like "Last House On The Left" and "The Toolbox Murders" and "Driller Killer" and "The Drive-In Massacre" and, of course, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" ...  

       This movie (for me, at the time) outdid them ALL!    From the FANTASTIC 'comic book' story line to the AMAZING, 'in your face'', "GORE FX"!   ( "excuse me, Miss... you have something in your EYE ...") ,   This movie was great in EVERY way!    At the time, I did not even know that this was an Italian Movie!   (I did not pay any attention to the credits)   ...    And then, about a year later, I saw another Horror Movie that just 'blew me away'...   "The Gates Of Hell".   I didn't have a clue at the time that both of these movies were directed by the same insane genius!

       It was a couple of years later when I began reading about Lucio Fulci in FANGORIA  and GOREZONE and then I started collecting his movies!    I have about 14 so far and they are ALL good!    It seems that Mr. Fulci liked to include at least one really messy 'gore-scene' in each and every movie!   (NOT that there is anything WRONG with that!) ...    It is also at this time that I learned of OTHER Italian Horror Movie Directors!    I will not go into all of them here because my dinner is ready!    But, here are some names to ponder...   D'Amato, Lenzi, Bava, Argento...


  • 300

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    300  (2007)

       I loved this movie!   Having never read the graphic novel version, I went into this movie with the knowledge I did have of the battle of Thermopalae...   or however the **** you spell it...   and what i I had read and heard about this movie in Fango and stuff and from people who saw it.   I was expecting a 'comic book adaption' , which is fine with me, but they went a little over-the-top with the giant, armor-plated rhino and the giant elephants and the giant PERSIANS !   Other than that, though, this movie rocked!    It is a GREAT, and somewhat TRUE, story of WARRIORS who stood their ground against overwhelming odds.   I can somewhat relate to this - but enough of that -  If you are a warrior at heart then this movie will make you stand up and pump your fist in the air and go "YAAH!" 

       If you liked   "The 13th Warrior"  or   "The Magnificent 7"  or   "The Wild Bunch"  or   "The Warriors"  or   "Enter The Dragon"  or   "The Alamo"  ,  then you will love this one....   


  • So Bad It's Good...

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       I recently rewatched this childhood favorite if mine and I think I like it even more now!   This is actually one of the BETTER of the B&W sci-fi/horror films of the late 50's- early 60's.   Produced by Roger Corman on what is obviously a 'shoestring' budget, this was one of the more effective of these types of films.   The acting was actually ABOVE the 'Junior-High-School-Play' level of most of these types of movies and the sets were quite convincing as well.   Having visited the Florida Everglades and nieghboring swamps myself, I think the filmmakers did an excellent job of recreating these locations in a Hollywood studio.   The underwater scenes were quite convincing and rather well filmed although the 'giant leeches' themselves were obviously 'stunt-divers' in rather fake looking 'leech' costumes, I cannot not help but feel that these men were taking a great risk to thier own personal safety to film these scenes!  ( try to imagine swimming around underwater with SCUBA gear and wrapped inside a great big silly looking 'leech costume' that looks like it is made out of trash-bags with teeth and stuff glued to it!)...

       I found it quite amusing that the 'giant leeches' kept the hot looking chick ALIVE in thier underwater cave so that they could keep giving her 'hickeys'...


  • The Granddaddy Of Them All...

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    Frankenstein  (1931)

       This Movie, along with "Dracula (1931) - Details - Spout", set the standards by which ALL Horror Movies are judged to this day.   The most Horrifying events imaginable taking place 'right before your eyes'.   (as graphically as was permited, at the time)...

       Mary Shelley's  very dark, disturbing and complex novel is filtered down to it's basic Horror elements for this movie.... To GREAT effect.   This movie works on all levels.    The story, the sets, the lighting. the cinematography, the direction,  The ACTORS...   Man, this was great...   Colin Clive as Dr. Frankenstein was incredible! ( "It's Alive... ALIVE!!!" )... and bringing back a couple of the actors from "DRACULA" (Dwight Frye and Edward Van Sloan), "FRANKENSTEIN" instantly became the penultimate Horror Movie...

       Here is an interesting story...    The 1931 Movie Version of "DRACULA" was actually written for the greatest Horror Movie star at that time... Lon Chaney Sr.!   It was to be his first 'talkie'!!    Unfortunately he died just before shooting was to commence, so they brought in the Hungarian actor who had played Dracula on stage, Bela Lugosi...   Later that year, looking at the huge success of "DRACULA" ,  The company decided to go ahead with thier next big Horror Movie Project, "FRANKENSTEIN"... Now, here is where it gets interesting... Bela was offered the starring role, as 'The Monster', but he turned it down because he had no lines... the role then went to a 'bit-part' actor by the name of William Henry Pratt... later, and from then on, to be known as Boris Karloff... and a legend was born.

      A few years later, Bela would actually play the part of "The Monster"... with no lines... in "Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman" !

                                                                        

                                                

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  • The Scariest Movie Ever Made...

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    The Exorcist  (1973)

       I first saw this film in the theater on the first weekend of it's initial release in 1973....   I was 13 years old....   What I remember of that experience is this;   The 'line' to get in stretched out of the theater and around the block,  I waited in line for over an hour to see this movie... (and I didn't mind!) ...   The 'pre-hype' surrounding this movie was incredible!   The novel was a HUGE hit before the movie came out... EVERYBODY had read "The Exorcist" (including me)  and was talking about it when, suddenly, it was anounced that a 'movie' was being made and everybody went nuts....    We were already scared before we even got into the theater!  

       The other thing I remember was this;   The first moment I laid eyes on Linda Blair it WAS  'Love At First Sight' !   (I was 13...) ...   And I could not believe the 'horrors' that poor girl was about to go through...   It was, quite litterally, 'gut-wrenching' for me...  I think I did not sleep at all that night, I was afraid my bed would start shaking...

      William Friedkin instantly won a spot at the top of my 'favorite directors' list for creating this masterpiece and ALL of the actors were extraordinary.  Although SOME of the 'special effects' were a bit 'cheesy' (the 'head spinning'), MOST of the FX were quite convincing!

       Bottom line is this;   "The Exorcist" is not only one of The Best Horror Movies ever made, it is one of The Best MOVIES ever made...   They don't make them like that anymore...

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