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  • Arachniphobes need not apply...

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    Tarantula  (1955)

    One of the great giant monster movies of the 50's that nobody ever mentions any more was  Tarantula .   In the Arizona desert, a scientist (Leo G. Carroll) is working on a special growth formula that he hopes will help to feed the Earth's ever expanding population.   When one of the scientist's assistants injects himself with the formula he goes mad and attacks the scientist.   In the ensuing struggle one of the test subjects, a three foot long tarantula, escapes it's cage and wanders out into the desert.    There is one catch, the version of the serum that the spider has been injected with causes it to keep growing exponentially.   Soon it is the size of a car and attacking cattle and people.   By the time the local Sherrif and the town doctor (played by the always priceless John Agar) figure out what is going on the spider is bigger than a house and still growing.  By now it is not hard to find but it is also virtually unstoppable...   machine gun fire and dynamite seem to have no effect.   By the time the Airforce scrambles a squadron of fighter jets to battle the giant arachnid it is over 100 feet tall and heading directly towards town.   This movie is a lot of fun and definately worth your time if you ever get a chance to watch it.   Also, take a good look at the jet squadron leader... barely recognizable in his helmut and oxygen mask... it is none other than Clint Eastwood in an uncredited role!

       Clint also appeared briefly, and again uncredited, in  Revenge of The Creature , the sequel to  Creature From The Black Lagoon , as a young lab technician.   I think this may have been his first movie role.

                                                           < GOR > 


  • Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death

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       Such notable martial arts names as Aaron Banks, Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson, Ron Van Clief and Ritchie Barathy appear in this entirely bogus 'documentary' about an entirely bogus martial arts 'tournament' to determine Bruce Lee's successor as the 'King of Kung Fu'.   This film is rather entertaining all the same.   Some rather exciting fight footage surround this silly effort at what is purported to be a serious documentary.   Of particular interest are Aaron Banks' and Ron Van Clief's assertion that Bruce Lee was murdered by someone using the 'vibrating palm' or 'death touch' technique...   what is known to most martial artists as 'dim mak', although that name is never used here.   This film really begins to lose credibility during a lengthy 'half-time show' that is supposed to be a mini biography of Bruce Lee's life.   They claim that the young Bruce Lee aspired to be just like his great-grandfather who was  "China's greatest Samurai Warrior" ...   Never mind that the Samurai were Japanese and not Chinese!   Also, they keep replacing the term 'Kung Fu' with 'Karate'!   Again, nevermind that karate is Japanese and not Chinese!   Still a lot of fun to watch...   if you are able to suspend your belief in reality for a little while...

                                                                    < GOR >


  • Doctor Gore

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    Doctor Gore  (1972)

    J.G. 'Pat' Patterson was a protege of Herschel Gordon Lewis and provided 'special effects' for several of his films in the 60's.   In 1972 Patterson wrote, directed and starred in his own little gore film called  Doctor Gore (aka The Body Shop).   Patterson alledgedly used over 15 gallons of fake blood in this ultra-low budget gore fest.   When famed plastic surgeon Dr. Don Brandon (Patterson) loses his pin-up model wife in a tragic accident, he vows to 'make' a perfect woman to replace her.   With the aid of his faithful hunchbacked assistant 'Gregory' (coincidence?) the homely looking doctor uses hypnosis to seduce and lure a succession of beautiful women in order to harvest their most attractive body parts.   He eventually succeeds in assembling 'the perfect woman' and brings her to life!   When he unwraps the tinfoil and duct tape from his creation, he is rewarded with a really hot looking babe with no memory of anything and no thoughts of her own... (every mans dream!) ... He must teach her everything... How to dress, how to eat, what she likes and doesn't like... There is just one problem, she is also a complete nymphomaniac who can't keep her hands off of any man she sees! (including poor Gregory!) ... Needless to say, this leads to all sorts of problems for the good doctor. Played mostly for laughs, this movie benefits from the fact that it doesn't take itself too seriously. A lot of fun and worth a watch for those who like this sort of thing.

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  • The Child

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    The Bad Seed  (1956)

    The Exorcist  (1973)

    The Child  (1976)

    As for  Hell Of The Living Dead  being the worst zombie movie ever made I was sure I could top that one...   The first one that leapt to mind was one I saw several years ago called  The Child ...   I found this one in my collection and rewatched it and I quickly realized one thing...   this is not a bad movie at all!   Working with a bare minimum budget and amateur actors working with terrible dialogue from amateur writers, these guys obviously spent all of their money on the few effective gore effects!   Still, the overall effect is a rather creepy and suspensful zombie movie that was obviously heavily inspired by  NOTLD  with a little bit of  The Exorcist  and  The Bad Seed  thrown in for good measure.   Rosalie Norton is a very pretty and innocent looking young pre-teen girl who lives with her father and older brother in an isolated farmhouse in the northwestern woods.   Their house is next door to an old cemetery where Rosalie likes to hang out at night with her 'friends'.   It would appear that Rosalie, who has some very "Carrie-like" telekenesis powers, has summoned a hoard of flesh hungry zombies from the nearby graveyard to do her bidding!   A few VERY good gore effects such as shots of people with their faces ripped off and a few zombies getting their skulls crushed in with an ax make this one worth watching!   While watching this I couldn't help but get the feeling that with a slightly bigger budget his could have been an A-list, top of the line horror film!   Even with what they had to work with, the filmakers managed to pull of some genuinely creepy imagery and a few good, genuine frights!   Not bad at all!   AND they did it all with a straight face!   No 'camp' here at all!   A pretty darn good movie and recomended by me....


 

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