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  • So Bad It's Good, Pt. 2...

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    The Flesh Eaters  (1964)

       Anybody who thinks that  Plan 9  is the worst movie ever made has not seen  The Flesh Eaters .   Don't get me wrong...   I LOVED this movie!   What has to be the most ridiculous plot and story line in the history of motion pictures is saved by (for it's time) some of the most inventive and shocking gore effects ever seen and (again, for it's time), a fair amount of beautiful female flesh.   When a small plane is forced to land on a seemingly deserted Pacific island do to engine trouble and an approaching storm, it's occupants, an alcoholic and aging Hollywood starlet, her secretary and the rugged pilot, are greeted by a sinister German 'marine biologist' who is studying something in the water...   it turns out that this 'something' is a 'microbial bacteria' that is large enough to be seen with the naked eye and picked up with tweezers!   These 'microbes' also have the nasty habit of eating any animal (or human) flesh they come in contact with, leaving only clean skeletons remaining...  When our castaways discover an intact but stripped-clean-of-any-flesh skeleton on the beach the German scientist says "It must have been sharks..."  ...   yeah, right...   When exposed to electrocution these creatures appear to die...   only to come back to life and morph into a giant one-eyed monster!   Leading up to the infamous 'Color-Scene' in this otherwise B&W movie, when our hero learns that the only way to kill this creature is to inject it in the eye with human blood!   If all of this sounds ridiculous, trust me, it IS!   Still, for hard core horror fans like me this movie is a lot of fun!   Some of the very earliest gore-effects ever put on film and some rather attractive women exposising as much skin as possible for it's day make this one a fun ride...   recomended for those who might like this sort of thing...

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  • The Sentinel

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    The Sentinel  (1976)

    The next one I would like to talk about is  The Sentinel  ...   This is one of my all time favorite horror films and is one of the scariest and most disturbing I have ever seen.   Coming fresh on the heels of The Exorcist, The Omen and Rosemary's Baby, The Sentinal is a lost and forgotten classic of Satanic horror.   Based on the best selling novel by Jeffrey Konvitz, who also wrote the screenplay, it is the story of young New York fashion model Allison Parker (played by a scene-stealing Christina Raines), who breaks up with her fiance (Chris Sarandon of Fright Night and The Princess Bride fame) and moves into a beautiful and inexplicably affordable brownstone apartment.   The fun begins when she meets her rather eccentric new neighbors beginning with a nosey but likable Burgess Meredith who introduces her to other neighbors that range from mildly amusing to rather disturbing...   Oh, and there is a blind priest living upstairs who nobody talks to and who never leaves his apartment...   Suddenly, Allison's health begins to fail leading to regular fainting spells and much concern from her friends and estranged boyfriend.   When Allison asks her real estate agent (Ava Gardner) about all of her eccentric nieghbors she is in for a bit of a shock to learn that, aside from her and the blind priest upstairs, the building is quite deserted!   It turns out that the building is the gateway to Hell and the old blind priest (John Carradine) is the guardian who's job it is to keep the Legions Of Hell from invading the Earth!   And Allison, it turns out, has been chosen to be his replacement...   Some truely horrifying scenes, especially at the end, and just enough splattery gore to keep most gorehounds satisfied make this a standout picture that never quite got the attention it deserved.   Also look for Jeff Goldblum, Crisopher Walken, Beverly D'Angelo and others in "before they were stars" roles.   As with many of these old classics, I was a huge fan of the novel before the movie ever came out and I was not dissapointed in the movie in the least...   this is a truely terriffying experience that you won't soon forget.   It is also interesting to note that director Michael Winner visited hospitals and circus sideshows to hand pick the "freaks" and human "oddities" that were used in the movies finale...   when the legions of Hell begin to spill forth...

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  • To the Devil, a Daughter

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     I recently read that  To the Devil, a Daughter  was the last movie to come out of Englands Hammer Studios.   And while I would agree with most critics that this movie lacks the style and flair of most Hammer productions, it has something that no other Hammer film has had before...   Nastassja Kinski nude.   To put it quite simply, that is worth the price of admission right there.   But, aside from Nastassja showing off her lovely body, this is quite a good film in other ways as well.   Cristopher Lee is priceless (as he is in ALL of his films) as an insane and evil priest who has abandoned God and chosen to worship Satan instead.   He is also the 'godfather' of the young nun, Catherine (Kinski), who has been released from the convent to visit her father - who mysteriously refuses to see her.   Instead he sends her to his friend, an American novelist played by Richard Widmark, to look after her.   When he leaves Catherine with a couple of his friends while he is researching a story he is writing, they are myseriously murdered in a most brutal fashion and soon other supernatural events begin occuring...   This all leads to a final confrontation between Widmark and Lee and the forces of evil in a convoluted ending that doesn't do justice to an otherwise very good movie.   This one is recomended for some intense murder scenes and (as mentioned above) the always beautiful Nastassja showing off some of her, um, assets...

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  • Invasion Of The Saucer Men

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    Nearly 40 years before "Mars Attacks" , the Earth was invaded by evil looking, bulbous headed, bug eyed 'little green men' in this campy classic from 1957. It is Saturday night in small town America and the local 'Lover's Point' is full of local 'kids' (actually 20-something's) who are there to make out and drink beer, when a typical flying saucer lands nearby. In a convenient twist, this 'Lover's Point' is now private property owned by a cranky, shotgun-toting farmer who uses it as grazing land for his cattle and prize bull, causing the 'kids' to drive the treacherous road past the farmer's house without headlights to try (unsuccesfully) to go undetected. Thus it is no surprise when a couple of the kids accidentally run over an alien, pinning it under their car and killing it. The dead alien's dismembered hand then sprouts long 'needles' fom it's fingertips and puctures the kids' tires - causing them to try to make it back on foot - before creating more havoc. In another interesting twist, instead of using 'ray-guns' or other sophistcated weaponry, these aliens' weapon of choice are these needles which extend from their fingertips which they use to inject pure alcohol into their victims - leading to many 'drunk' jokes and causing the local police to have a hard time believing all these reports of litte-green-men and flying saucers they have been getting... In one of the more entertaining scenes, the farmers bull, who has a habit of bumming beers from the kids and getting drunk, charges one of the aliens and scoops it up between his horns, even goring the creature in the eye, while getting stabbed repeatedly with it's alcohol injecting needles... when the farmer finds his prize bull he is alive but too drunk to stand up! Made on a shoestring budget (even for it's time) and obviously intended as nothing more than a campy comedy, this movie actually has some frightening moments and, in fact, it actually scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it on late night TV as a young kid in the early 60's...

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