Here's why everyone in the world is wrong except me:
5. The movie was a two hour long plug for a bunch of products that sell themselves...with one exception: Panasonic.
4. When I pay to see Transformers, I don't want to see Shia LaBeouf for the first two hours, and actual Transformers for the last 15 minutes.
3. The acting was shitty, and the writing was shitty. So there were shitty actors SPOUTing off a bunch of shitty lines as shittily as they could.
2. Megatron was boring for the 30 total seconds he was in the film.
1. The Transformers (Autobots and Decepticons alike) said too much dumb shit. Especially the black Autobot. (i.e. Optimus Prime saying that he owes "Sam" his life. Let me remind you, dumb shit robot, that robots don't have lives to owe to people. They're robots.)