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  • The Lavender Hill Puppet Masters Scoop The Killing's Cache

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    The Killing  (1956)

    Caché  (2005)

    Scoop  (2006)

    The Lavender Hill Mob is a British heist movie from 1951 starring Alec Guinness ("A Foreign Field"). The story is told by a man at a fancy club, and, as his tale unfolds, we see exactly how he fits into the story. The heist itself is pretty good. The characters are relatable and there are both genuinely tense and funny moments. But, perhaps I need more flash. Or more grit. Or more something. Good film, but not great. Though this has obviously influenced modern heist films, especially with the group dynamic.

    I have heard so much praise for Cache that it was almost inevitable that it not live up to my expectations. A couple begin receiving videotapes of their everyday activities. They don't know who's sending them, but as the videos are non-threatening, the police cannot help. The film then focuses on a possible suspect and how the tapes and his information affect the family dynamic. It's interesting, with a slow, methodical, unsettling pace. Juliette Binoche ("Paris") is gorgeous. I didn't love it, but I might appreciate it more with repeat viewings.

    Scoop is just a light Woody Allen ("Vicky Cristina Barcelona") comedy starring Scarlett Johansson ("Vicky Cristina Barcelona"), Hugh Jackman ("Happy Feet") and, of course, Allen himself. The premise is sort of interesting. A reporter, Ian McShane ("Deathrace"), gets some information after his death, as he's crossing the River Styx. So he jumps off the boat and appears to a student journalist, Johansson, and tells her that Jackman, a wealthy nobleman, is a serial killer. Then hilarity is supposed to ensue. And some of it is funny. Jackman is very good, and I didn't find Johansson as annoying as some of my friends did. But it's Allen that really ruins every scene he's in. Maybe he's just too old to act now, or past being able to pull of a certain kind of line (funny ones). Or maybe he's just become a caricature of himself so it is difficult to take him seriously. Or maybe he just wrote himself terrible lines. I don't really know. But I do know that I rolled my eyes whenever he came on screen. I feel bad saying that.

    An early Stanley Kubrick ("Eyes Wide Shut") movie, The Killing is a film noir heist film. The heist is pretty elaborate, with many, many players. I guess that's why the filmmakers deemed the narrator necessary, but I think I could have muddled through without it. Also, the "femme fatale" was a really annoying character. I thought the film got a lot better once it got into the actual heist. Up until then, I wasn't really sold on it. Still, a good watch.

    Based on the 1951 novel by Robert A. Heinlein ("Starship Troopers"), the story of The Puppet Masters is pretty much a template for quiet alien invasion movies throughout the years. In this film version, Donald Sutherland ("Fool's Gold") stars as a government agent investigating a reported UFO. When he and his team reach the crash site, it appears to be a hoax, though all of the townspeople are acting strange. The lady on the team, Julie Warner ("Stick It"), confirms this by trying to draw attention to her breasts. The government people try to study the alien, looking for a weakness, all the while trying to figure out which of their members are under alien control. Tense and interesting.


  • Who Can Kill a Dark Knight Vantage Point Nightmare To Be?

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    Vantage Point  (2008)

    The Dark Knight  (2008)

    Vantage Point was not as awful as everyone said. However, I've already forgotten most of it. The different perspectives were kind of neat, but, especially at the end, there were some Crash-esque moments. Wait for this to make the rounds on cable.

    Again, maybe I'm just not good with older and/or screwball comedies. To Be or Not To Be is set in WWII Poland about a group of actors who try to fool the Nazi's and save the underground resistance. It has some really funny parts, but, mostly, I was just mildly amused. I did really enjoy Carole Lombard ("Mr. and Mrs. Smith"), though.

    Probably everything that can be said about The Dark Knight has been said. That aside, it was really, really good. All of the acting is top-notch. Christian Bale ("I'm Not There")'s Batman voice does get on my nerves a bit, though. Heath Ledger ("I'm Not There") is actually as good as everyone says. The film was a bit too long. That's my biggest criticism. All the Harvey Dent stuff could really have been a whole other film. But go see it. The action sequences are especially cool on the big screen.

    I read an article once where Eli Roth ("Hostel Part II") was listing his favorite horror films, and Who Can Kill a Child? was one of them. The film starts out slowly, an expecting couple going to vacation on a small island. But when they reach the destination, they only see a few children in the mostly deserted village. And why they don't leave right away, I'll never know. The cinematography is very bright and dry. I felt hot and sweaty along with he characters. I did get a little frustrated with the pacing early on, however, the end was totally worth the wait. I can definitely see how this influenced Roth on Hostel.

    American Nightmare is one of those films that has almost no redeeming qualities. Made in 2002, yet inexplicably set in the late 1990s, with all the main characters sitting around a coffee shop a la Friends, listening to a really bad radio show about people's worst fears, on Halloween. Then they start getting killed off. Bad dialogue. Really bad costumes. Poor acting. And all of this while continually referencing John Carpenter films, which just makes it all the more noticeable. Also, the killer has no clear or even thought-provoking motive. Best thing about film is this quote by the radio host: "How many people are doing the whole razor blade in the apple trick? Raise your hands. Good. Good. Good...Kid's going to the hospital. I love it. That's the spirit of Halloween - kids in the hospital. I hope there's enough room."


  • Definitely, Maybe Ruins Mysterious Gandhi Too Much

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    Gandhi  (1982)

    Mysterious Skin  (2005)

    The Ruins  (2008)

    Alfred Hitchcock ("Family Plot") remakes his own film, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and it is quality. I haven't seen the earlier version, so I cannot compare. In this one, Jimmy Stewart ("The Big Sleep") gets mixed up in an assassination plot and his son gets kidnapped. So he and his wife, the blonde Doris Day ("With Six You Get Egg Roll"), end up taking things into their own hands. Very well shot, very suspenseful. Day sings "Que Sera Sera " alot. Not the greatest Hitchcock, but still very good.

    The Ruins is one of the better horror movies I've seen lately, and I'm not even that scared of plants. While on a trip to South America, a group of teens gets invited to visit an archeological dig. But once they reach the site, some natives trap them on a Mayan pyramid, and shoot anyone trying to leave. So there's that threat. Then the kids have to figure out why. Then there's tension and very gross painful things. Very enjoyable.

    Definitely, Maybe is probably (ha ha ) the worst romantic comedy I've seen in a long time. Granted, I don't venture into this genre often, but I thought Ryan Reynolds ("Chaos Theory") would keep me safe. Wrong. Reynolds is a funny guy, but writer/director Adam Brooks ("Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason") works really hard to keep him dull. There are a few laugh-out-loud moments, mostly when Reynolds is with Abigail Breslin ("Kit Kittridge: An American Girl"). And then there's the story. It should be interesting, how Reynolds ended up with Breslin's mother, but it's just not. I groaned over much of the dialogue. Avoid.

    Mysterious Skin is glorious and disturbing. Director Gregg Araki ("Smiley Face") explores the lives of two boys who both experienced traumatic events as children and how that effected their lives. This film covers topics from child abuse to alien abduction. It's never easy, but it is gloriously shot and Joseph Gordon-Levitt ("Stop-Loss") is acting his pants off, sometimes literally. Awesome.

    What to say about Gandhi? Ben Kingsley ("The Love Guru") disappears into his role of Mahatma Gandhi, who led non-violent protests against the British in India. The film covers much of Gandhi's life. The sheer scope of it is overwhelming. I felt the film was long and sometimes moved slow, however, I couldn't stop watching it. Deserving of all the love it receives.


 


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