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  • WarGame Adventures of the Hamiltons Namesake in Room 6

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    WarGames  (1983)

    The Namesake  (2007)

    Room 6  (2006)

    The Hamiltons  (2006)

    I'm probably spoiled on Robin Hood movies, having seen too many darker versions to really appreciate the technicolor spectacle that is The Adventures of Robin Hood. Errol Flynn ("Cuban Rebel Girls") is very charismatic and the Merry Men have a joviality not even matched by the Disney version. The film has all the familiar legend highlights, including the archery contest, and everyone is into their parts. Maid Marian's handmaid brings in some excellent comic bits. But no one will every be as good as Alan Rickman in the Sheriff of Nottingham role.

    WarGames is a really fun thriller from the '80s with the lovable Matthew Broderick ("Bee Movie") and a surprisingly cute Ally Sheedy ("Steam"). Broderick is a computer geek who stumbles upon a military computer and gets it started playing a nuclear simulation "game." The computer is so huge it takes up a room, and Broderick has a telephone line especially for his modem. It's so cute. Anyway, despite the outdated technology, the story is very tense. Broderick and Sheedy are adorable together. Lots of fun. And a good moral about the misuse of technology with personality.

    Room 6 seemed promising. A woman's in a car crash and her husband gets taken away in an ambulance. Then she can't find him in any local hospitals. Weird dreams, visions and creepy little girls ensue. And boringness, unbelievability and ridiculously twist endings. Lame.

    I also thought The Hamiltons would be good. But it wasn't. The style was very film school. One of the annoying main characters even carries around a hand-held camera, so we get those shots, too. Great. Weird family keeps hostages in the basement where they drain the victims blood and feed it to something mysterious in a cage. I just didn't care. Avoid. Avoid.

    Mira Nair's ("Vanity Fair") The Namesake was amazing. I loved it. I feel in love in the beginning of the film and just stayed there all the way through. The story follows and Indian family over the course of about 30 years. It focuses on their family relationships and the struggle of the son (Kal Penn, "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay") with his heritage and the modern American world. I enjoyed the earlier part of the film with the parents, Irfan Khan ("The Darjeeling Limited") and Tabu ("Fanaa"), more than the later half. The film had so much going for it that I ignored any flaws. I bawled like a baby more than once. And I thought about the movie for days. See it now.


  • Never Cry Beneath Torn Curtains for Sabrina and Mildred Pierce

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    Mildred Pierce  (1945)

    Sabrina  (1954)

    Torn Curtain  (1966)

    Never Cry Werewolf is a Sci-Fi Channel original movie, so, my expectations were fairly low. And then, I was pleasantly surprised. A mysterious man, who looks like a creepy-child-molesting version of Hugh Jackman, moves into a new house and attracts the attention of the two kids next door. The oldest, a teen-age girl, finds herself having some inappropriate dreams about the new comer and then notices that women keep disappearing into his house. Cheesy effects, but an alright story. Terrible werewolf transformations. But then Hercules (Kevin Sorbo, "Meet the Spartans") pops in with some comic relief.

    I caught Beneath Still Waters late one night on Sci-Fi. From director Brian Yuzna ("Rottweiler"), it's got some cheesy acting, but a really interesting story. The plot involves a town being flooded for the building of a dam, demons and scary zombie-type creatures. I thought it was really creepy and fun.

    Sabrina, the original (hopefully, everyone's forgotten the remake by now), is bot comic and tragic. Audrey Hepburn ("Always") is difficult to make unnoticeable, but director Billy Wilder ("Buddy Buddy ") and costumer Edith Head ("The Last Married Couple in America") do an excellent job. Hepburn plays the daughter of a chauffeur and is hopelessly in love the boss' playboy younger son. After a stint in Paris, she comes back glamorous and catches the eye of both the young playboy and his older brother, a Mr. Humphrey Bogart ("the Harder They Fall"). Hijinks and heartaches ensue. I loved it. The costumes, the brooding of Bogie. All of it.

    Torn Curtain, an Alfred Hitchcock ("Family Plot") staring Paul Newman ("Cars") and Julie Andrews ("Enchanted"). Newman is a scientist who has seemingly defected fro the US to East Germany during the Cold War because he lost his funding. He tries to live his fiancee/assistant, Andrews, behind before he enters Germany, but she follows him. I found this to be very suspenseful, and, of course, well made. But not Hitch's best.

    Mildred Pierce
    is a fabulous noir with Joan Crawford ("Journey to Murder") doing everything she can to make her spoiled daughter happy. It, of course, ends in tragedy, but not before Crawford does some fine acting and we're gripped to our seats wondering how this murder really played out. And who's going down for it.


  • Sicko Love Story of Iron Man and Fanny in The Orphanage

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    Love Story  (1970)

    Sicko  (2007)

    Iron Man  (2008)

    The Orphanage  (2007)

    OK. The internet has crashed on me twice while I was working on this review. So please forgive any spelling or other errors as I am going crazy trying to get this posted.

    At the beginning of Love Story, I wasn't sure I felt the repartee between Ali MacGraw ("Glam") and Ryan O'Neal ("Waste Land"). Then a young Tommy Lee Jones ("No Country for Old Men") popped up out of nowhere. Then there was some hockey. Then the banter got better. The passage of time was handled pretty well. And by the end of the film, I was crying like a baby. So take that as you want it.

    Iron Man was a pretty good comic book movie. Robert Downey Jr. ("Charlie Bartlett") is perfect (as always) as Tony Stark. He and Gwyneth Paltrow ("The Good Night") have excellent chemistry. Jeff Bridges ("Surf's Up") is kind of thrown away in the you-can-see-it-coming-a-mile-away bad guy role. The suit was amazing, and I think director Jon Favreau ("Zathura") handled it with the right light touch. I will see the sequel. Cause you know it's coming.

    The Orphanage is a gloriously atmospheric ghost story. I wasn't scared, but definitely enthralled the plot follows a young boy who disappears in an old house his parents were planning to turn into a school for special needs kids. But his mother also has some past connections to the place and it doesn't really go exactly where you think it will. Compared a lot to Pan's Labyrinth, it's different, and yet, has a similar fairy-tale quality.

    Sicko really made me think about America's health care system. Director Michael Moore ("Fahrenheit 9/11") sort of toned down his brazenness and tried to let the subject speak for itself. Of course, he doesn't quite manage it, but then,  he wouldn't be Moore if he didn't get all up in your face. Good food or thought.

    Fanny and Alexander - Wow. Ingmar Bergman ("Saraband") really is one depressing SOB. Yes, I know, you'd think I'd realize that by now, but I'm a little slow on the uptake. I really did love this movie. It's breathtaking in its cinematography and the despair it explores. I saw the theatrical version and there's a part of me that wants to see the original, longer, television version. The rest of me is still fighting to urge to slit my wrists. The story follows two children, Fanny and Alexander (though the focus is more on Alexander) and their extended family. The children deal with the death of their father and their mother's remarriage to a very stern priest, played perfectly by Jan Malmsjo ("Goodnight, Irene"). He will, most likely, haunt my dreams for life. See this as soon as you feel happy enough.


  • The Dark Victory of Jezebel over Little Children, Zathura & The Big Sleep

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    The Big Sleep  (1946)

    Dark Victory  (1939)

    Jezebel  (1938)

    Zathura  (2005)

    Little Children  (2006)

    I really enjoyed Dark Victory. Bette Davis ("Wicked Stepmother") stars as a young socialite diagnosed with a brain tumor. She then must decide how to live out the last days of her life. I couldn't take my eyes off Davis, she just lights up the screen, even when she's dying. Humphrey Bogart ("The Harder They Fall") has a cameo as a horse trainer and his scenes with Davis are some of the best. Though the plot description sounds depressing and I did end up crying, it's not necessarily a sad film. There's a lot to think about here. Also, a young Ronald Reagan ("The Killers") puts in an appearance.

    Jezebel is another Bette Davis film, and though this is directed by William Wyler ("The Liberation of L.B. Jones"), Davis won an Oscar for her role and the film was nominated for best picture, I had some real problems with it. I know it's set in the Pre-Civil War South and Davis plays a Southern Belle, but really, the racism was hard for me to take. I know that slavery was not even part of the story, but it kept distracting me. It's really a love story/character study of Davis' character Julie and how she looses the man she loves and does many horrible things trying to win him back. Some of it was interesting, but in the end, this is just one of the classics that doesn't live up to it's reputation.

    Little Children
    is one of the most perfect looking films. Each shot is well composed and lit and feels right. Good job director Todd Field ("In the Bedroom"). It's also well acted, I especially loved Kate Winslet ("The Holiday") and Jackie Earle Haley ("Semi-Pro"), one of the creepiest child molester characters ever. The stories just seemed a bit off. I know everything was supposed to tie together and make us uncomfortable and think. And I was uncomfortable, several times, I just didn't think the whole added up to the sum of it's parts. It seemed like I had seen this movie before.

    I always hear people say that Zathura is just another Jumanji, and that may be true. But is it really a bad thing? Director Jon Favreau ("Iron Man") has a knack for creating a bright, vivid, fun world and still not skimping on the emotion. Brothers Danny (Jonah Bobo, "Choke") and Walter (Josh Hutcherson, "Firehouse Dog") fight constantly, and this continues throughout the film in a very realistic, amusing style. But the game brings them closer together, of course, in the end. I really enjoyed this film. It's not new, but it's a good way to pass a dull evening.

    The biggest reason to see The Big Sleep is the chemistry between Humphery Bogart ("The Harder They Fall") and Lauren Bacall ("The Walker"). They are just burning up the film. It's also a really interesting story that's impossible to follow. I can't really even break it down except to say that Bogart plays Philip Marlowe, a detective investigating the involvement of a society girl in the death of a pornographer. (Thank you TCM). Just see it. I plan to watch it again. And possibly even again.


 


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