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  • I Am the Science of Southland Paper Shame

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    Paper Moon  (1973)

    Shame  (1968)

    Southland Tales  (2007)

    I Am Legend  (2007)

    Shame was downright action packed compared to the last couple of Bergman ("Saraband") films I've watched. Max Von Sydow ("Rush Hour 3") and Liv Ullmann ("Saraband") are a very unhappily married couple whose house seems to be in the middle of a war zone. Neither half of the couple are very cool. They both do some pretty despicable things. This wasn't my favorite of his films.

    I am Legend pretty much rocked. Set in the future where a virus has wiped out much of the human race, leaving behind scary vampire/zombie like creatures, Will Smith ("The Pursuit of Happyness") has been living alone for three years in NYC. The first part of the film really takes its time establishing Smith's lifestyle and complete loneliness. Then it gets tense. My only real complaint is that the monsters were way too fake. When are people going to learn that CG will never be as cool as makeup?

    Michel Gondry ("Be Kind Rewind")'s The Science of Sleep is both glorious and frustrating. Gael Garcia Bernal ("El Pasado")stars as a daydreaming artist who has trouble separating dream from reality. He falls for his neighbor and then it's a while will they/won't they thing. I loved the imagery, especially when Bernal is running the office in his dreams. But, after awhile, I just wanted to shake everyone in the story and tell them to get a grip.

    Paper Moon was really, really good. Ten-year-old Tatum O'Neal ("My Brother") deserved her Oscar for playing an orphaned child who gives a con man what for. They hit the road together, he's supposed to be delivering her to some relatives, but then it turns out that she has quite a gift for the con. And is often smarter than her mentor. Hilarious and moving. One of my new favorites.

    What to say about Southland Tales? I enjoyed the spectacle. Writer/director Richard Kelly's follow up to Donnie Darko is a bit like a Spanish soap opera. I have no idea what's happening, but I find it fascinating to watch. The plot is way too complex, but still interesting. The acting is strange, especially all the SNL people and Sarah Michelle Gellar ("Suburban Girl"), but not necessarily bad. I think it's just too much. It's sci-fi, but Kelly's obviously trying to make a political statement, in a very heavy-handed way. I guess I think if he was going to go this far, he should have just gotten even crazier.

  • No End to the Dreadful Dark Iguana Poltergeist

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    Dark Ride  (2006)

    Penny Dreadful  (2006)

    No End in Sight  (2007)

    Dark Ride is one of the After Dark Horrorfest movies from 2006. And, I gotta tell you, it's just not that scary. A group of college kids who never utter a word of realistic dialogue, take a detour from their spring break vacation to visit a carnival ride in the middle of the night. Great idea. The kills are sort of good . There are a couple of creepy moments, but this was pretty much one ridiculous thing after another.

    Penny Dreadful is another of the After Dark movies, but this one is actually really good. A girl who has an intense fear of cars takes a trip with her doctor to try and over come her terror. They pick up a hitchhiker and things go very, very wrong. This movie is creepy and extremely tense. The acting was pretty good. Rachel Miner ("Tooth & Nail") really sold the anxiety and the fear. Loved it.

    Night of the Iguana is based on a Tennessee Williams ("The Yellow Bird") play. So, of course, it's quite a bit messed up. A minister, Richard Burton ("Nineteen Eighty-four"), freaks out on his congregation and ends up leading tours of Mexico for church groups. A young girl in the group keeps coming onto him, and , despite his efforts to rebuff her, her crazy, harpy guardian is sure he's taken advantage of her. Burton hijacks the tour and they end up at a remote villa where things come to a head. The acting is top notch. The dialogue is great, and the emotions are out of control. Very interesting, but not always easy to sit through. People freak out a lot.

    Poltergeist II: The Other Side
    is actually pretty good for a sequel. The original players are back and the story picks up right where the first film left off. The ghosts have gotten a taste of Carol Anne, and they want some more. Creepy, creepy man (Julian Beck, "9 1/2 Weeks") who is enough to give me nightmares, comes after the family and Will Sampson ("Firewalker") who always plays the sage Indian, tries to protect them. The effects at the end of the movie are pretty dated, but everything up to there is quite good.

    No End in Sight tries to tell the story of how the U.S. got into the Iraq war, and, once there, how we botched the operation. There's a lot of information to examine. The filmmakers did a good job of presenting it and of trying to be fair. Many of the top people involved in the Iraq decision making declined to be interviewed for the film, and I think that would have made it a more enlightening experience. As it was, the film made me think. And that's always good.

  • My Life as the Other Wild Superbad Voodoo Boleyn Girl

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    The Wild One  (1954)

    My Life as a Dog  (1986)

    Superbad  (2007)

    Voodoo Moon  (2006)

    Voodoo Moon is just your average trashy horror movie with a brother/ sister (Eric Mabius, "Reeker"/ Charisma Carpenter, "Relative Chaos") duo who are fighting to destroy the demon who killed their parents when they were young children. They both have special powers. Some of it is entertaining, but most of the dialogue is cringe-worthy. It wasn't very gore, but I did watch it on Sci-Fi, so that all could have been cut out. I liked the idea, the film was just a bit too cheesy to make it work.

    I heard so much goodness about My Life as a Dog that I feared it would never live up to the expectations. But it totally did. This film brought Swedish director Lasse Hallstrom ("The Hoax") to the international eye. The movie is depressing, sometimes uncomfortable, often funny and always touching. A young boy whose mother is seriously ill, is sent to live with some relatives in the country. There he meets all sorts of interesting characters. I loved it.

    The Wild One stars Marlon Brando ("The Score") as the leader of a motorcycle gang. They invade a small town and what starts out as innocent fun ends in disaster. While all the mayhem is going on, Brando meets a girl, Mary Murphy ("Katherine"), and they both see something in the other that they envy. An interesting story. Very watchable. And, of course, Brando is always fabulous.

    I finally caught up with Superbad and I have just one word: McLovin! I mostly loved this comedy about tow bests friend who are trying to get alcohol and girls for a last big high school party. Sometimes Jonah Hill ("Horton Hears a Who")'s  yealling really got on my nerves. But I totally identified with the Michael Cera ("Juno") kid. I loved the home-ec sequence. The cops were pretty funny and I enjoyed the examination of male friendship. Though my husband says it's not always like that. Favorite quote: I don't think you have the technology or the steady had to pull of that procedure. (Or something like that)

    Of course, The Other Boleyn Girl is not as good as the book. But even putting that criticism aside, the movie is not that great. It's not awful, either, but, well. Scarlett Johansson ("The Nanny Diaries") and Natalie Portman ("Mr. Majorium's Wonder Emporium") star as sisters who both catch the eye of King Henry (Eric Bana, "Lucky You"). I loved the costumes and the acting, but there were other problems. The story is so big that we don't get the detail to really become involved with the characters. I rarely say this, but the movie needed to be a bit longer. It's political and a romance and both aspects needed more time. I think that would have solved most of my troubles.

  • Multiple reviews for which I could think of no clever title

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    Young Guns  (1988)

    I found the directing as well as the camera work interesting in The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. The point-of-view shots were especially claustrophobic and an inventive way of putting us in the place of Jean-Dominique Bauby, the French editor of Elle magazine, whose stroke left him paralyzed except for one eyelid. It's a good movie, but I didn't think it was great. To me, the idea of it seems better than the actual film.

    Death at a Funeral is one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time. A British comedy that focuses on a family gathering for a funeral, this film has lots of laughs as well as touching moments. My favorite bits involve Alan Tudyk (Wash from "Firefly"). He ends up taking some acid mislabeled as valium before the service, and hijinks ensue. Definitely see this.

    To investigate the phenomenon that is Tyler Perry, I checked out Why Did I Get Married? And wondered why did I bother? Four couples meet once a year for a retreat where they work on their relationships. Two of the men cheat on their wives, the other two don't, but think it's funny. The wives are alternately abrasive harpies or wishy-washy doormats. All of the characters are flat and say the most ludicrous things. Best line, "Get your wife!" uttered quite a bit. In the end, the wives have to change or be subdued by the husbands just do what they want. I was a bit disappointed for all of the praise Perry receives to be given this mess. Maybe his other films are better?

    Young Guns
    may have been really cool back in 1988, but I just found it silly now. Emilio Estevez ("Bobby") stars as Billy the Kid and his steely, bug-eyed stare is supposed to pass for intense. Though the cast is a six degrees dream, featuring everyone from Jack Palance ("Back When We Were Grownups") to Dermot Mulroney ("Georgia Rule"), the only believable actor is Kiefer Sutherland ("The Sentinel"). All the deaths are in slow-mo and the music is often inappropriate or just lame. Frankly, I was disappointed.

    The Beast Must Die! is a sort of Agatha Christie "And Then There Were None," except set in the 70s and someone is a werewolf instead of just a murderer. A wealthy black man invites several guests to his estate where  he traps them for the three days of the full moon. For some very circumstantial reasons, he believes one of them is a werewolf and has installed various types of surveillance equipment to help him hunt the beast. I couldn't really get into this, but my husband thought it was cool.

  • Winter Light in the Valley of Elah sends Jesse James Into the Wild

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    Always, always behind I am.

    The weekend before the Oscars, I made a desperate attempt to catch up on the nominated films. I quite enjoyed The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, even though the film was almost as long as its name. Casey Affleck ("Gone Baby Gone")once again shows he's the real actor in the family. Gorgeous cinematography, the ever glorious Sam Rockwell ("Snow Angels"), and an interesting look at how a man can chose to betray his idol complete the package.

    In the Valley of Elah wore on my patience almost from the first scene. Of course, Tommy Lee Jones ("No Country for Old Men") and Susan Sarandon ("Enchanted") were awesome, but Charlize Theron ("Aeon Flux") is as drab as the scenery. The story should have been interesting, if not tense. A soldier disappears from base after returning from Iraq and his father goes to look for him. And it sort of tries for a message. But I blame Paul Haggis ("Crash"). Just because.

    Into the Wild made me equally crazy. First, I just can't relate. I don't understand abandoning everything and going to live in the wilderness. Especially not even prepared with some boots. And then some random editing that did not bring the story together. Add in some horrible, pretentious voice over from Jena Malone ("The Go-Getter"), who I cannot stand, and you've got a giant, annoying mess. Eddie Vedder does some excellent songs, and Hal Holbrook ("Shade") almost broke my heart. But those two things alone do not a good film make.

    And not related to the Oscars...
    Winter Light continues the slowest marathon ever. And by slow, I don't mean the films (though sometimes they are), I mean me. In this masterpiece, director Ingmar Bergman ("Saraband") totally depressed me with an examination of a village priest who seems to have lost his faith. The emotions are real, painful and cold. The shadows and close-ups glorious. But I felt a sadness all day.

  • The Bad Seed Princess Messengers Want to Live in Madison County

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    The Bad Seed  (1956)

    I Want to Live!  (1958)

    The Messengers  (2007)

    Talk about behind

    The Bad Seed focuses on a seemingly perfect little girl, blond braids, sweet smile. But when a schoolmate has a tragic accident on a picnic, her mother starts to suspect evil beneath the little girl's sweetness. This is an old school suspense movie. The characters are introduced and given plenty of time to impress us (sometimes the wrong way like the grating voice of the land lady). Though I wanted the length to be a bit shorter, this film has to be seen for the double whammy of the ending. Be sure to watch the credits. I left this film laughing in disbelief as well as feeling sort of dirty inside.

    The Messengers
    starts out as a tight little PG-13 horror movie. The family moves from the city to an isolated farm house in order to escape some trouble their teenaged daughter caused. Kristen Stewart ("Jumper") stars and pulls off the tortured teen with enough aplomb to make this cliched character seem to have depth. The ghosts are creepy, especially with the scuttling. Freaks me out. And then there's the psycho-killer twist. That's right, psycho-killers and ghosts. And then the movie ends. Just kind of bam! into a neat implausible little ball. Alas.

    The Princess Diaries
    was cute and fun. Julie Andrews ("Enchanted") really is royalty. I don't know what else to say about this story of a dorky girl who transforms into a princess. If I were 12, I would love it.

    I Want to Live! took me by surprise. Susan Hayward ("The Revengers") stars as a party girl who does some time. Then she settles down to try and have a family. But then her luck turns again and she ends up on trial for murder, facing the death penalty. Sometimes Hayward's character is super annoying. However, I found myself falling deeper and deeper into her story. Based on an actual trial, the movie really comes into it's own during the jail scenes. Hayward is tough and tragic. I especially loved the use of only diegetic sound during the final sequences. It really brought the intensity home. Hayward won the Oscar for this film.

    The Bridges of Madison County
    is supposed to be one of the most romantic stories ever. I'm not sold on that assessment, but it has its moments. Meryl Streep ("Lions for Lambs") stars as a slightly bored housewife who meets a photographer, Clint Eastwood ("Million Dollar Baby"), while her family is out of town. They then spend a beautiful four days together. Streep and Eastwood are great (of course), but their story is told in flashback. The present day focus is on Steep's adult children who learn of the affair after her death. They are the worst actors ever, yanking us right out of the story.

 


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